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Spellbinder
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Dear Lashie Poo,

Lately I've been having a recurring dream. In it, I seem to be poverty striken, and passersby keep doing the loser gesture at me as I go around in search of a scepter.

The funny thing is, I wake up feeling enormously satisfied and a little bit tired.

Does this sound normal to you? Should I be concerned?

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Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs

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Hmmm....guess Dr. Lash is still researching the answer. Hope he's not consulting with that Nardo guy.

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Lashie Poo gets very busy, righting wrongs and breaking hearts. I'm patient [Smile]

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Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs

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MLLASH
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Dear Princess,

You are perfectly normal and should not be concerned as long as you keep your sceptre where it belongs!

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Dear Mllash,

I've been having a major identity crisis for months and months now...what should I do?

Sincerely,
LARDLAD (or is it?)

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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Dear Lardlad,

Sometimes self-loathing can cause one to develop a split personality. My suggestion is to go into the bathroom, lock the door, strip naked and stare at yourself in the mirror while repeating this mantra: "I am beautiful, no matter what they say, words can't bring me down". It's done wonders for me!

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Dear Mllash,

I feel like people are always expecting me to be someone other than who I am. All I want is to be my own person, not someone else. How can I get people to recognize me as a distinct individual?

Sincerely,

EDE

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Dear EDE,

It can be difficult to establish your voice in this cold, cruel world filled with reality TV and game cubes and such.

My advice is just to continue to be yourself, let YOU shine THROUGH and your light will lead the way for others to follow!

And remember the words of Beyonce Knowles: "You thought I couldn't breathe without, I'm inhalin'-- You thought I couldn't see without you, Perfect vision-- You thought I couldnt last without you bit I'm lastin'-- You thought that I would die without you but I'm livin'".

You, EDE, are a survivor. You're gonna make it. You're not gonna stop, you're gonna work harder.

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Melodic MLLASH,

Please, please tell me now.

Is there something I should know? Is there something I should say to make you come my way?

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Dear TD,

Save a prayer 'til the morning after, save it 'til the morning after.

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Dear MLLASH,

How can I get over my revulsion and fear of the color yellow?

Kid Prime

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White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.

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Dear Kid,

I came along
And wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called 'Yellow'

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Dear Mllash,

How can I overthrow my sister?

Morgause

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Selected by Quislet, Esq to be Featured for a Day!

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Sorry, Quizzy...

My uncanny powers only extend as far as the Mission Monitor Board forum! [Frown]

I keep trying to get Scott & Gary to give me supreme power over all boards, but they've been slow to respond! [Wink]

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