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Lightning Lad
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This is nearly a year old but after this weekend's incident I thought it rather appropriate.

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[ROTFLMAO]
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Growing up in South Carolina, i know hunting accidents can happen. He handled it with precision and thought for the family.

I laughed my ass off at the WH press corps. crying, whining and bitching that he didn't leave his friend in the gully and run out to kiss their asses and give them a scoop thats good for all of ten minutes in this short attention span world of ours now.

Then there was the reporter that was incensed that some "civilian" was going to speak to the press, to tell the almighty times or post what happened, rather than him standing their for the flogging they are so desperate to deliver. I laughed even more.

Then there was that jackass on CNN that was incensed that he went to Brit Hume instead of standing their for the press basically to cuss him out and accuse without even knowing what the hell they were talking about.

"Cheney shot a man with buckshot..." Hehehehe, you shot a man with buckshot in the face, and theres no face left to look into.

It is for too laugh, to quote a famous american philosopher.

Now, can we come up with ten ways to kill reporters? [LOL]

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(or QuickTime )

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"...meet with the patient for a very brief period of time." "How minimally thoughtful."

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This is so cute. It almost makes him huggable. Just kidding.
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It just goes to show: You can't mess around with a Dick without protection.

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Dick is dangerous man! I know he is evil. Bush is adorable! Like a teddy bear. But Cheney? He's like a Sith Lord. Rumself is the other Sith lord. [Wink]
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Would that make W Bush Annikin and Bush Sr ... Vader?!?!

I suppose Karl Rove would be Obi-Wan...
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BTW, Jon Stewart is the best and definately the most important person on TV right now. Naysayers are simply wrong [Big Grin]

And my generation completely agrees--right across the whole USA [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by Brainiac 5:
It just goes to show: You can't mess around with a Dick without protection.
[ROTFLMAO] good one Brainy, good one, but i'm suprised no one brought up any Elmer fudd references.

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Q -What's the difference between Ted Kennedy and Dick Cheney?

A -Cheney (as far as we know) didn't have sex with Whittington before shooting him - And Kennedy didn't make the Kopechne family apologize for the terrible trauma he'd been through.

edit: I found a cute rewrite of an old Aerosmith song. "Cheney's Got A Gun"

http://www.toonedin.com/cheney.html

[ February 26, 2006, 11:52 AM: Message edited by: Yellow Kid ]
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