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Jose Feliciano's Feliz Navidad... becomes...

"Police shotta Hog...
Police shotta hog..."

Up on Cripple Creek becomes the obvious...

"Uppun Nipple creek, my beer calls me,
if uh spriang a leak, she unpins me..."

I have more, but this is an all ages board...

[Wink]

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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!

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The Kinks' "Lola" becomes...

"Well, I'm not the world's most flatulent man
But when I squeezed it out it nearly tore up my ass
Oh, my, Caca
Caca, caca, caca"

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"I know it's gonna happen someday."

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"wont'cha byyyyy myyyyy free birrrrd"

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Something pithy!

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To the tune of Jeff Foxworthy's "hit?" tv show...

"Are you smarter than a donkey raper..."

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and we had to go *there*

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"Been killed--didn't like it." (Duplicate Damsel, Legion of Super-Heroes #10)

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[cries in the corner]

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Bwaaahahahahahahah, tol'ja ta butcher'm.

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"Surfin' Bird" becomes:

T-t-t-tur-tur-turd
Turd is the word

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quote:
Originally posted by Fanfic Lady:
The Kinks' "Lola" becomes...

"Well, I'm not the world's most flatulent man
But when I squeezed it out it nearly tore up my ass
Oh, my, Caca
Caca, caca, caca"

Mama mia!

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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Rockhopper Lad
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Once when our choir was rehearsing "Lead on, O King Eternal", I leaned to one of the other tenors and said "Lead on, O Kinky Turtle". He looked at me and said "I hate you!".

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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Kid Charlemagne
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Butchering the Beatles' She Loves You:

She sniffs glue, yeah yeah yeah... [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Chief Lardy:

quote:
Originally posted by Fanfic Lady:
The Kinks' "Lola" becomes...

"Well, I'm not the world's most flatulent man
But when I squeezed it out it nearly tore up my ass
Oh, my, Caca
Caca, caca, caca"
Mama mia!

Wow. Actually shocking Lardy with toilet humor, that's quite an achievement! I think. Yay me?

quote:
Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Once when our choir was rehearsing "Lead on, O King Eternal", I leaned to one of the other tenors and said "Lead on, O Kinky Turtle". He looked at me and said "I hate you!".

Oh, that Yertle, what a sleaze!
He even made home movies, if you please!

Here's another one.

The Who's "You Better You Bet" becomes:

You caca, you caca, you fart
YOUUUUUUUU CAAAAACA

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Oooooh, crakin' people up in church... yer gonna burrrrrrrnnnnnn...

[Wink]

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Degrading "I'm in the Mood for Love":

I'm in the nude for love,
simply because I'm naked.
Funny, but (...don't call my butt funny) when I'm naked,
I'm in the nude for love.

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Nut bush city limits (as I remember it) becomes

Nut Mush Ginnie Hennit (sorry, Tina, but Ike deserves it).

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Something pithy!

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