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Topic: Why the HELL didn't Tenzil have a Slurpee cup?
Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 17, 2003 04:19 PM
I hope someone's ass got fired!
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted July 17, 2003 04:25 PM
It was also criminally negligent that Infectious Lass didn't get one! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 17, 2003 04:38 PM
And then there's the Bouncing Boy conundrum.
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted July 17, 2003 04:41 PM
Lester Spiffany would've looked nice on a slurpee cup. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted July 17, 2003 04:43 PM
Y'know who else shoulda had one? Big ol' anus-headed Anti-Lad, 'The Legionnaire That Nobody Remembered'! If he'd been on a cup, people might have remembered him! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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DrakeB3004
Even sacks of anti-energy need lovin'
posted July 17, 2003 06:36 PM
quote: Originally posted by MLLASH: Y'know who else shoulda had one? Big ol' anus-headed Anti-Lad, 'The Legionnaire That Nobody Remembered'! Y'know, when you describe him like that, there's no way I'd want that cup anywhere near my lips
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He Who Wanders
Light on my feet.
posted July 17, 2003 08:49 PM
For that matter, who wants to drink from a cup depicting mucus? --------------------The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that
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Lightning Lad
Founder
posted July 17, 2003 09:11 PM
You know, Tenzil did have a cup. But he ate the prototype.
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matlock
Advisory
posted July 18, 2003 07:13 AM
I guess Bouncing Boy had no chance before the "Big Gulp" revolution.
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 19, 2003 11:18 PM
And then he married Lu. *Double Gulp!*
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DrakeB3004
Even sacks of anti-energy need lovin'
posted July 19, 2003 11:27 PM
Tenzil didn't get a cup because he was Matter-Eater Lad, not Matter-Drinker Lad ...
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 19, 2003 11:30 PM
Is that why Wildfire didn't get one? Besides, Tenz coulda had a cute one of him eating a cup with a picture of him eating a cup etc etc.
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 25, 2003 12:21 AM
Breaking news: 7-11 has developed an edible straw to go with their Slurpees.IT'S TENZIL'S TIME DAMMIT!
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DrakeB3004
Even sacks of anti-energy need lovin'
posted July 25, 2003 01:47 AM
quote: Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: Is that why Wildfire didn't get one? Hey, the poor bastard doesn't have a tongue or trachea, or taste buds! It woulda been cruel to have him on a cup -- he can *never* enjoy the cool refreshment of an icy carbonated beverage..!! (poor bastard! ) [ July 25, 2003, 01:48 AM: Message edited by: DrakeB3003 ]
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted July 25, 2003 02:48 AM
Clean my eyeglasses! I thought this thread was "Why didn't Tellus have a slurpee cup?". Still have Caleb's avatar in my mind. Is it really appropriate for a senator to be on a slurpee cup anyways? -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt!
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