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MLLASH
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He mentions the appointment as the reason why the Legion should swear him in promptly, before he was so harshly ejected from the tryouts by Dorkmic Boy.

And as we all know, in the Legion's time, people only go to Mars.... TO GET MARRIED! So even if Lester had been accepted, he would have been expelled soon after.

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One wonders why this important historical deduction has never been made until now.

No doubt Lester would have cancelled - or postponed - his marriage had he been accepted by the Legion. Maybe his fiancée actually bribed the Dork to reject him?

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Sentients go to Mars to get konked on the head by a comet, too. I doubt Lester was going there for that, though.

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Lash sweetie, there you go trying to get cute again. You know Mars has resorts and stuff. Expensive, too. Certainly far beyond the means of Gigi and Gim in their space-salad days.
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Yes. I suppose an appointment to visit a swanky resort is important.

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Maybe Cosmic Boy's intense hatred of swanky resorts influenced his quick dismissal of the ill-fated Currency Kid?
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Don't people go to Mars to get recruited by the Legion of Super-Villains, as well? Or am I misremembering?
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He was taking the VWM to be pedicured. Which is NOT money laundering either.

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I thought Mars needed guitars. Or women. Is that why people were going?

I know! He was going to save Dejah Thoris!

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Actually, Lester wanted to be in the Legion to be near Gim. He took base-9 profem to become a female Durlan...
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Join the Legion or visit a Swanky Resort... you can only do one, not both!

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MLLASH
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unfortunately, Lester isn't from Carggg.

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Maybe he went there to begin an elaborate anti-Legion scheme, culminating in the 80s Starfinger, who was based from Mars.
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