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We'll begin with 5YL era LSH # 49...

[devil]

AT LAST! Universo's hypno-stone! NOW... Tartarus will be MINE to RULE AGAIN!

[SaturnQueen]

Tenzil! PLEASE help me!

[Cool]

Helllllo, Tartarus! I'm here for a friendly chat with Evillo. If HE decides to grow HORNS out of his head again, that'll be HIS choice!

[devil]

Welcome to my palace, Tenzil Kem... and welcome to utter subjugation! You'll be taken to my dungeon where you'll be subjected to UNSPEAKABLE horrors and outrages!

[Styx]

(to guard) I can't get my thigh boots off. Do you think you could help me? Oh thank you, that's so DUMB of you!

[Cool]

Is this the way to the tortures and outrages?

[Styx]

You can have lunch LATER, Kem! Right now we gotta roll!

(to be continued)

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May I have some more please Sir?

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Come on, this way...

[Cool]

An insurance office...?

[PolarBoy]

Hey Tenzil, great! You made it out of Evillo's palace!

[Cool]

Brek, why are you hiding out in an insurance office?

[PolarBoy]

I'm secretly training a bright young group of Tartaran heroes! This hideout's being provided by one of our most promising recruits... Policy Pam!

[PolicyPam]

Hello Mr. Kem.

[Cool]

"Policy Pam"? What does SHE do?

(to be continued)

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SAY! You look like you could use a little HOME and CASUALTY insurance...

[Cool]

Yeah... I suppose...

[PolarBoy]

Not NOW, Pam! Pam can sell just about ANY insurance policy to ANYBODY. She's VERY good!

[Cool]

That's... that's AMAZING...!

[PolarBoy]

And as for the rest of my trainees, well, you know Styx and Stiletta... they're the ONLY two people on Tartarus immune to Evillo's hypnotic powers. And here's another familiar face...

[Sugyn]

How ARE ya, lad?

[PolarBoy]

Suygn, as you know, can consume and emit MASSIVE amounts of liquids.

(to be continued)

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He's murder with the bear-hugs, too.

[PolicyPam]

What YOU need is a little supplemental HEALTH coverage.

[SpaceopolyLad]

Hi. I'm Spaceopoly Lad. I've got the ability to finish every SPACEOPOLY GAME I ever start!

[Cool]

Whoa! Now THAT'S a power!

[EchoChamberChet]

I'm Echo-Chamber Chet. Ask me what I do!

[SpaceopolyLad]

Oh NO!

Okay... what do YOU do?

[EchoChamberChet]

What do YOU do hat do YOU do What do YOU do Isn't it great? Isn't it great Isn't it great Isn't it great

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Evillo's building that huge metal skeleton-- heck only KNOWS what that's for-- There's no doubt about it. Evillo has to be stopped NOW and I think I have just the team to do it.

[Sugyn]

Who?

He's talking about US.

[Sugyn]

Seriously?

(to be continued)

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SOON, AT EVILLO'S PALACE...

[devil]

I told you, daughters, I am VERY busy. That Tenzil Kem miscreant MUST be found!

[Stiletta]

Oh, some ON, Daddy-- just ONE game. PLEASE?

[Styx]

it'll be a BLAST!

[devil]

Oh, I suppose, just a quick-- eh? Who's your friend?

[SpaceopolyLad]

Oh, HELLO Mr. Evillo! You wanna be the racecar or the hovercraft?

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MEANWHILE, SUGYN, TENZ, BREK, PAM and CHET ARE DISCOVERED, GASSED AND CAPTURED

[Stiletta]

Come on, Spaceopoly Lad! The gang's in trouble!

[SpaceopolyLad]

hey, it's okay. I'll roll FOR you!

[devil]

Awaken, Tenzil Kem, and know thy fate! This is a special device designed to DRAIN residual Miracle Machine energies from your body and channel them as I see fit! I NOW command you to channel the enrgies within you-- USE them to to give my creation life, form and POWER! Transform it into the most FEARSOME CREATURE you have ever encountered!

[Cool]

I... hear... and... obey...

[devil]

NOOOooooOOOOoooo!
What in HELL'S NAME is THAT thing?

[Cool]

It's the most fearsome creature I've ever encountered... It's Eyeful Ethel.

[Roll Eyes]

GROWWWWLLLL!

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Good God Lash... if you're half as inventive in bed as you are on this board...

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GOT it!

the hypno-stone! NO!!!

[Cool]

WHOA! Evillo's hold on me-- it's GONE! I'm a free agent again!

[MatterEaterLad]

While the gaurds worry about the satanic siblings, I'll make these manacles a part of my balanced breakfast!

[PolicyPam]

Say, you look like somebody who could use additional DENTAL coverage...!

[Cool]

Brek! We need a huge ice-patch!

[PolarBoy]

Can do!

Sugyn! Start tankin' up! I want you to squirt Ethel in the eye! ANY eye will do!

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Oh-hay. FWOOOOOOSH!

[Roll Eyes]

Aghnn! WHO dares?! PUNY MEN! Ethel will destroy!

[Sugyn]

NOW ya done it lad! Shes furious and after US!

[Cool]

This way! Lead her to the ice!

[Roll Eyes]

Uh oh!

NO! NO! You stupid blimp! Not my palace! NOOOOO!

[Cool]

Her fall crushed Evillo's lab. It destroyed his equipment and all its effects! Including Ethel!

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I guess you learned a valuable lesson, Evillo! You can never have too much Homeowners insurance!

[PolarBoy]

Come ON, Spaceopoly Lad! The mission is over. We won!

[SpaceopolyLad]

In a minute. I just rolled doubles.

[SaturnQueen]

Oh, I've been having the strangest dream about a handsome prince coming to save me!

[PolarBoy]

Saturn Queen, Tenzil, Ive been thinking. the 3 of us would make a COOL team!

[Cool]

hey, that's uncanilly similar to an idea I'VE been kicking around... with one MINOR exception...

THE END, hope you enjoyed!

(original story by Tom & Mary Bierbaum)

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quote:
Originally posted by Bubble Wrap Boy:
Good God Lash... if you're half as inventive in bed as you are on this board...

You don't know half of it Bubbles... but maybe soon you will. [Cool]

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That was great Lash. Very fun.

Now do a darker story. One with the Fatal Five.

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Thanks, Scott!

'Kay. Lemme think of a good F5 story... (I kinda have one in mind already-- S/LSH 231) and I'll get to work on it later!

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