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Lard Lad
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note: check page 7 for destruction and aftermath

Vote for me, or I'll eat the monkey! That's a promise!

[ August 27, 2007, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ]

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Yeah, as if you won't eat it even if you do win.

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How about you just promise to eat the monkey, regardless?

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Ghost of Numf El
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... 'cos you know no-one's goig to vote for you anway.
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But do you have for me to eat while I'm here Lardy?

And that by no means is a chance for an unbridled euphemism!

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Sounds like Lardy is trying to horn in on Monkey-Eater Lad's schtick.

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No, if I win, I'll just pet the monkey vigorously

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And here are a few words about my opponents using the "frickin'" method:

Kent Shakespeare: a frickin' Dominator! What the hell?!

Actor Lad: he ain't no frickin' Olivier...trust me!

Calamity Monkey: he's a frickin' monkey! To repeat...he's a f-r-i-c-k-i-n' m-o-n-k-e-y!

Winema Wazzo: she's a frickin' witch!

Ghost of Numf-El: he's a frickin' ghost with a bad-frickin' accent!

Tell ya what...you elect me, I'll not only pet the frickin' monkey, I'll also take the frickin' Dominator to the dentist, get the Olivier wannabe real acting lessons, send the witch to Hogwarts and get the ghost exorcised!

Why vote for me? cuz I'm frickin' LARDLAD!!!!

Ain't that a good enough reason??

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Lard Lad
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Oh, BTW please partake of the oyster shooters at the bar while you're here. I also have three virtual porn holosuites at the ready for your enjoyment!

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Ohmygod! Hi Mr Lardy Lad! Can I try one of those shooter thingies?

And will you promise not to tell Gramps I peeked into that holo sweat thingie? (I didn't know... Honest! And anyway those had to be special effects, Penguins and girraffes don't even live on tha same continent...)

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Actor Lad: he ain't no frickin' Olivier...trust me!

True, I don't even know The Brady Bunch let alone be related to them.

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Ghost of Numf El
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Sorry, Lardy , but it's against my religion to exercise - press ups and stuff hurt!

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Originally posted by LARDLAD:
Ghost of Numf-El: he's a frickin' ghost with a bad-frickin' accent!

How do you know his accent's bad, mate? We're all online.

Also, I'm afraid you've offended wannabe Brits everywhere with that one. I can just see the polls dropping now...

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Well, he's posted in the past with an accent, an' it was kinda annoying! You know how they write Rogue's accent in the X-Men comics? All that "Ah this" and "Ah that"? It's frickin' annoying!

Ah'm a southerner and ah don't talk like that!

Ooops!

[Embarrassed]

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Originally posted by Ghost of Numf El:
Sorry, Lardy , but it's against my religion to exercise - press ups and stuff hurt!

Ah'm, I mean I'm with ya on that issue at least!

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