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Lard Lad
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Already, this is one of the classic Legion World handles! [Big Grin]

Just don't expect any of us to go on long car rides with you... [LOL]

Seriously...welcome! [Smile]

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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walkwithcrowds
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And the winner in the category of "Best Name Ever"...

Welcome aboard FG.

Just don't sit too close.

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Be lucky

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Welcome!

You'll get along famously with Polar Boy.

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Smells like an Alt-Id to me... [Hmmm?] [Wildfire] [Validus] [The Polecat] [X-Bomb Betty] [Gas Girl]

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Something Filthy!

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quote:
Originally posted by minesurfer:
Smells like an Alt-Id to me...

Personally, I hope not.

I hope she's actually a girl--who may or may not fart a lot in real life--and that she develops an LMB character and becomes LMB leader a term or two down the road!

When I saw the name I laughed and laughed and laughed--so simple, yet so hilarious!

(I'm in love with the very idea of her, and she hasn't even posted yet! [Love] )

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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To be honest... I just couldn't resist the pun. I have no idea if she's an Alt or not.

Move along... nothing to smell here.

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Still hoping FART GIRL will show herself...or at least leave her scent! [Wink]

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"Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash

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Pov
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And now, if I may...

A little karaoke action, with Patrick Swayze's ode to the inimitable Ms. FART.

*ah-hmm-hmm--

[AHHHH!!!!] She's like the wind through my tree
She rides the night next to me
She leads me through moonlight
Only to burn me with the sun
She's taken my heart
But she doesn't know what she's done

Feel her breath on my face
Her body close to me
Can't look in her eyes
She's out of my league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything she needs
She's like the wind

[SOLO] [Band]

[AHHHH!!!!] I look in the mirror and all I see
Is a young old man with only a dream
Am I just fooling myself
That she'll stop the pain
Living without her
I'd go insane

Feel her breath on my face
Her body close to me
Can't look in her eyes
She's out of my league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything she needs
She's like the wind

[AHHHH!!!!] Feel your breath on my face
Your body close to me
Can't look in your eyes
You're out of my league
Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
She's like the wind
(Just a fool to believe)
Just a fool to believe
(She's like the wind)
Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
She's like the wind
(Just a fool to believe)
Just a fool to believe
She's like the wind

(Just a fool...)
(She's like the wind)
(She's like the wind)
(Just a fool...)
(She's like the wind)
(Just a fool...)
[sob]

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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt

"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

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#sob#

That was beautiful POV.

You old romantic you.

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I didn't know I had it in me.


Then someone pulled my finger... [Embarrassed] [No]

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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt

"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

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Between this thread and your sig, don't think I haven't thought about striking you Pov [Cool] [No] [Big Grin]
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[ROTFLMAO]

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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt

"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

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Just as long as you're not striking any matches...

not in this thread...! [X-Bomb Betty]

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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt

"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me

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[AHHHH!!!!] Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her theres longing
This girls an open page
Book marking - shes so close now
This girl is half his age

[AHHHH!!!!] [AHHHH!!!!] [AHHHH!!!!] Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes its not so easy
To be the teachers pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, shes waiting
His car is warm and dry

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly
Its no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by nabakov

[Band]


Please dont stand so close to me.../
Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me...

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Ah, yes---that's the sweet, sweet smell of a veritable FART GIRL revival wafting thru LW's nostrils!

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