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Reep
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Kitty Hawk? The damn thing flew.

World War II? We won. Germany didn't. Now they drink Coke.

Vietnam. We lost. North Vietnam won. Now they drink Coke.

Lady Godiva? Not a real blonde. Not a lady either.

Apollo 11? Lands on the moon. Collect rocks. Came back. Big Parade.

Thomas Jefferson? Boffs slaves. On the nickel.

The Beatles? Broke up. Yoko. No, really. No, really! I'm not shittin' ya!

Harvey Wallbanger? Real guy. Knew him. Anger management problems. Bad dancer too.

War of 1812? Never happened. Pentagon typo.

J. Edgar Hoover? 4 foot Ru Paul.

Monitor and Merrimac? I guess one of them probably won. But it might have been a draw. I wasn't there.

[Chameleon Boy]

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Fat Cramer
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Monitor and Merrimac? I guess one of them probably won. But it might have been a draw. I wasn't there.

Well, where were you? Someone has to stay on top of these things, Reep.

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Holy Cats of Egypt!

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Greybird
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"The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."

-- Marcus Tullius Cicero (55 B.C.)

The more things change ... the more all the politicians remain the bloody same. (Emphasis on blood.)

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Apollo 11? Lands on the moon. Collect rocks. Came back. Big Parade.

Everyone knows this was faked by Hollywood on a soundstage. The world is flat. And hollow.

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Reep
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Everyone knows this was faked by Hollywood on a soundstage. The world is flat. And hollow.

I sympathize. Some days my world is flat and hollow.

But then I pop open a diet cola and come to Legion World!

But my diet cola goes flat before the can goes hollow.

"Mr. Reep! Hollywood returning your call on line four!"

Thank you, Proty.

[Chameleon Boy]

(edit: fergot mah head!)

[ July 11, 2003, 03:19 PM: Message edited by: Reep ]

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