The premise: you're the casting director of the Legion Movie! You want to cast actors and actresses that will be terrible for certain roles to sabotage the movie! Who do you cast?
RJ Brande- Regis Phillbin
Saturn Girl- Jessica Simpson
Lightning Lad- Nick Lechey
Mordru- Nathan Lane
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: RJ Brande- Regis Phillbin
It time to play: "Who Wants to Save a Millionaire?"
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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Cham- Seth Green
Lyle- Jaime Kennedy
Brainy- Christina Aguilera (Brainy is a girl now!)
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Shrinking Violet- Rosie O'Donnell
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Tim "The Ladies' Man" Meadows- Sun Boy
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Excellent casting for Sun Boy! Possibly my favorite yet!
Marla Latham- Will Ferrell
Ultra Boy- Owen Wilson
Timber Wolf- Ben Stillar
Apparition- Lucy Lui
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Rokk -- Jack Black Garth -- Jack Black Imra -- Jack Black Jo -- Jack Black Lu -- Jack Black Lyle -- Jack Black Gates -- Jack Black RJ Brande -- Jack Black Cham -- Jack Black Val -- Jack Black Ferro -- Jack Black Jeckie -- Jack Black Wildfire -- JACK friggin' BLACK!!!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jack Black might work as Bouncing Boy!
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Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
All I have to do is turn off my brain and give the WB execs everything they want.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Excellent casting for Sun Boy! Possibly my favorite yet!
Ultra Boy- Owen Wilson
Timber Wolf- Ben Stillar
This would ensure that I see the picture. I do NOT miss a movie starring hollywood's cutest gay couple!
Ferro- Ben Affleck
Kinetix- Jennifer Lopez
Posted by Bicycle Repair Man on :
Hey, I like Nathan Lane! And let's face it, Mordru is a "hammy" character.
Andy Dick as Brainiac 5.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Paris Hilton as Imra Burt Reynolds as RJ Brande Nick Carter as Garth Jack Black as Green Lantern!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Thank heavens Green Lanterns aren't allowed in the 31st century!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
quote:Originally posted by Bicycle Repair Man: Hey, I like Nathan Lane! And let's face it, Mordru is a "hammy" character.
I think Lane's great too, but his voice would prevent me from taking Mordru at all seriously.
Some of these choices are so insane they would actually convince to me see the movie.
Vin Diesel - Universo
Halle Berry - XS
Keanu Reeves - Lar Gand
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Willie Nelson- Mordu
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Dreamer - Charo Duo Damsel - Mary Kate and Ashley Monel - Crispin Glover Winema Wazzo - Roseanne Garth - Carrot Top Imra - Madonna Violet - Jennifer Lopez Sun Boy - Russell Crowe
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Garth as Carrot Top!
It works!
Posted by EmeraldEmpress on :
The Girls
Jessica Simpson is Saturn Girl Kylie Minogue is Princess Projectra Willa Ford is Andromeda Beyoncé is Shadow Lass Ashanti is XS Dannii Minogue is Triad Emmy Rossum is Apparition Britney Spears is Dreamer Samantha Mumba is Kid Quantum Hilary Duff is White Witch Mandy Moore is Spark Sara Foster is Kinetix Christina Aguilera is Violet Scarlett Johansson is Supergirl Elisa Cuthbert is Thunder Denise Richards is Veilmist Susan Ward is Spider Girl Angelina Jolie is Dawnstar Kate Beckinsale is Night Girl Keira Knighthley is Infectious Lass Alexis Bledel is Kono Asia Argento is Celeste Kelly Rowland is Catspaw Christina Milian is Computo
Special Guest Madonna as Glorith and Nicole Kidman as The Emerald Empress
Posted by Quislette, Esq on :
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