This is topic the ALL-random chick in a swimsuit and leg boots in the background of this pic thread in forum The Legion of Super-Heroes at Legion World.
Please place all blame on our dear old pal EDE. (scroll down to discover the answer)
Posted by MLLASH on :
Leg boots are like boots, only more futuristic.
Posted by Conjure Lass on :
Now, to be fair, she also seems to be wearing white leggings, to preserve a bit of modesty. God, I hope swimsuits and knee-high's aren't a future fashion trend, because there are going to be some scarred and highly offended people out there.
Posted by Power Boy on :
I am wearing a torso shirt with leg and bottoms jeans.
... and feet boots.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Bah! Discussions of random chicks in swimsuits and leg boots are so 2004!
These days I'm totally obsessed with Interplantery Post Office Guy who kind of looks like Radiation Roy!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Gymma's moustache just oozes masculinity! I need to start growing one STAT!
Posted by Conjure Lass on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Gymma's moustache just oozes masculinity! I need to start growing one STAT!
Personally, I think it makes him look vaguely like Chef Boyardee. All your potential dates will be expecting pasta. I hope you're a good cook. XD
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Verily, all of Cobie's dates = Lady + the Space-Tramp.
Posted by Power Boy on :
That confirms it ... THAT WOMAN IS TEEDS! Vacationing on Bgtzl ... where she wore pants and short sleeves in the sun the day before ... resulting in her uneven top heavy tan.
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
I neither confirm nor deny, but I will remind that I don't date pipsqueaks.
Posted by Jerry on :
Do leg boots defy the laws of physics? Am I in the right thread? Is macho Chef Brother Boyardee wearing a blue choker? Wouldn't the phasing of Bgtzl contribute to Teeds uneven tan?
You guys and random chicks are making my brain fuddled.
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
How does one kick Bgztl shins?
Trade secret, surely.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I think arm bands should come back into style.
Posted by Jerry on :
But not so fuddled that I don't remember that this whole mess resulted in the final eclipse of Sun Boy. Which really wasn't all that final.
Fill in the blanks: If Chef Boyardee inhabited __________, it would result in the final ___________ of ____________.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Apparently, leg boots are indeed some sort of fashion "thing"....
Posted by Jerry on :
And, if you can't come up with something really clever you lose Bates criticizing privileges.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Leap Year Lord: How does one kick Bgztl shins?
Trade secret, surely.
I'm thinking Tinya should totally use a "4th-dimensional shin kick" on a bad guy now.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Apparently, leg boots are indeed some sort of fashion "thing".... [/IMG]
Bah! Next you'll be trying to justify "eye glasses"!
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
quote:Originally posted by Jerry: But not so fuddled that I don't remember that this whole mess resulted in the final eclipse of Sun Boy.
Well, I only sorta remember the story. Who mooned Dirk?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
That is the story in which we get to see Bgtzl's moon!
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
OK, Jerry, I'll play:
If Chef Boyardee inhabited Silver Slasher, it would result in the final judgment of copyright infringement.
Posted by Jerry on :
Chef Boyardee mooned Dirk.
Leap Year Lord retains Bates criticizing privileges.
But, can Lash justify Howdy Doody's footwear?
Posted by MLLASH on :
I wonder if he's wearing ankle socks under those?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I'm pretty sure this thread needs a link to this. Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Posted by Power Boy on :
Quite frankly, I think this thread has had a bad influence on you all!
Isn't a little early over there to be posting drunk!
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Someone's getting too big for his leg boots.
Posted by Jerry on :
I've been trained to expect trouble -- not be afraid of it!
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Leap Year Lord: Someone's getting too big for his leg boots.
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
So Reggie Mantle is practicing his evil eyebrows too, eh?
Posted by Jerry on :
Betty, who is no random chick, has the good sense not to wear leg boots with a mini skirt.
Archie is also wearing sensible shoes.
Jughead's feet are hidden. One has to wonder what he is wearing to accessorize that thrift store military jacket.
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Someone's been messin' where they oughtn't have been messin'.
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
If Chef Boyardee inhabited that X-Bomb chick, it would result in the final spaghetti of Betty.
Posted by cleome46 on :
Nice chain! The kind if expect the Bloods or Crypts to have.
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Apparently, leg boots are indeed some sort of fashion "thing"....
Bah! Next you'll be trying to justify "eye glasses"!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
That's another fine thread you've gotten us into.
Posted by Jerry on :
Random chicks in swimsuits and bizarre footwear! We've come full circle about three times now!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Seriously, I'm not an expert or anything, but high heels on the beach doesn't strike me as exactly a good idea.
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
quote:Originally posted by Jerry: Random chicks in swimsuits and bizarre footwear! We've come full circle about three times now!
You Betty you Betty you Bette.
Posted by Jerry on :
Bette - no random chick. Mopsy, however.... Uh, which one is Mopsy?
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Nice chain! The kind if expect the Bloods or Crypts to have.
Do I gotta field this one too?
Posted by Jerry on :
Yes, and Cleome's sofa observation too.
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
I curse the day I became a Comic Book Investigative Journalist!
FINE! Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Leap Year Lord:
btw If someone is beating me down with a chain ... the last thing I want to hear is "... this is Power Boy's fight and he fights alone" or some such crap.
Kid Flash is a frenemy.
Posted by cleome46 on :
quote:Originally posted by Leap Year Lord:
Petra Ross and Clarice Kent-- IN... "Waiting For Gidget!" Posted by MLLASH on :
It's nice to see a thread about some random chick in the background of a panel become so successful!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I know! Unfortunately, I doubt the thread I was tempted to start about the Guy From the Interplanetary Post Office who kind of looks like Radiation Roy would've done nearly as well.
Posted by Power Boy on :
I wonder what she looks like from the front? She could be half Coluan. The front half.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: I wonder what she looks like from the front? She could be half Coluan. The front half.
Posted by Set on :
quote:Originally posted by lowercase mllash: Discuss!
It's surely a perspective thing, but it looks like random swimsuit-and-leg-boots-chick is walking towards us, while her torso is twisted 180 degrees around and facing in the other direction...
Also, porn-stache brother has three bands on one arm, and two bands on the other. Is that some sort of code? Possibly the Bgtzln version of handkerchief code? Posted by cleome46 on :
Yes, it's code. (Platonic partners always hold their friend/companion by the right arm- Three bands.)
(The other kind of partner holds the other arm- Two bands.)
There were a lot of misunderstandings, hurt feelings, and fisticuffs on the matter until the Bgtzl Tourist Bureau finally got wise and handed a diagram to tourists as they arrived in the spaceport.)
Posted by Set on :
quote:Originally posted by cleome46: There were a lot of misunderstandings, hurt feelings, and fisticuffs on the matter until the Bgtzl Tourist Bureau finally got wise and handed a diagram to tourists as they arrived in the spaceport.)
Ooh, interesting thought. Does Bgtzl have a spaceport, or do tourists phasing in from the UP arrive at the phaseport?
Posted by Power Boy on :
oooo more phase puns!
Posted by Jerry on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: I wonder what she looks like from the front? She could be half Coluan. The front half.
Look at those legs! Another Legion World first, I believe. We have now officially made a coloring error an iconic moment in Legion history. Posted by cleome46 on :
quote:Originally posted by Set:
quote:Originally posted by cleome46: There were a lot of misunderstandings, hurt feelings, and fisticuffs on the matter until the Bgtzl Tourist Bureau finally got wise and handed a diagram to tourists as they arrived in the spaceport.)
Ooh, interesting thought. Does Bgtzl have a spaceport, or do tourists phasing in from the UP arrive at the phaseport?
I think they're each on opposite sides of a single station, in case natives and non-natives are arriving/departing together. Kind of like how a modern-day station would accommodate both planes and shuttles.
Now, tourists that go to Durla* for the first time and have to have social/sexual mores outlined for them... That takes a lot more than a pamphlet and a five-minute speech from a friendly attendant. It's sort of like applying for a Fulbright, but with tons of really, uh... interestingly detailed graphics added.
*Yes, I prefer cartoon Durla, which was a "hub" and not an isolationist wasteland. So that's the version I'm going with here. Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: I wonder what she looks like from the front? She could be half Coluan. The front half.
So ... You've MET FEMbrain!
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
quote:Originally posted by Jerry: Another Legion World first, I believe. We have now officially made a coloring error an iconic moment in Legion history.
It took us 9+ years?
Good thing we're on Bgztl. We're slipping.
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: oooo more phase puns!
Quit demanding stuff and take me to the phaseport for some pasghetti! (You're not a pipsqueak, right?)
Posted by Set on :
quote:Originally posted by Leap Year Lord: [qb]
I kinda like Mopsy's bikini. The red with yellow crescents really pops. Obviously the shoes have to go...
If she was a superhero, what would her power be?
Could be related to Clark Kent's mysterious power to become utterly unrecognizable even to close friends by merely donning a pair of glasses?
Or is she Beach Lass, with the power of sun, sand and surf?
Her blonde friend, primly seated *on black plastic in the hot sun* must be 'Fireproof Ass Lass.'
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Improvement on the shoe situation but escalation re: tan line problem.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Sweet jesus that is some horrible sunburn.
Posted by Jerry on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy:
quote:Originally posted by Leap Year Lord:
btw If someone is beating me down with a chain ... the last thing I want to hear is "... this is Power Boy's fight and he fights alone" or some such crap.
Kid Flash is a frenemy.
Sorry, I have to interrupt this thread for a serious political discussion. If memory serves correctly, the dude beating Mal's heavenly horn with a chain was a member of a gang called the Wreckers. He learned all about explosives while he was in the military.
At this week's Presidential debate, President Obama said that he supports the Dream Act to provide those who have served in the military a path to citizenship. He also said that gang bangers should be the first to be deported. Governor Romney has said that he favors self deportation.
So, if he can't show his papers, should our Wrecker friend:
A. Be the first to be deported,
B. Be given a pathway to citizenship, or
C. Be asked to self deport?
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
This is one of those trick questions, isn't it? The train engineer's eyes are polar-bear colored!
It all depends on the footwear, doesn't it?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Was "Gladys Parker" a pen name for some guy? Because women didn't become artistic until the 1960s, as is well-documented.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
It looks like Gladys did cartooning as a means of capitalizing on her fashion designs and paper dolls. She gets a technical pass, and us men folk a free to dismiss her without guilt.
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Jerry! My boots were made for kicking.
Posted by Jerry on :
quote:Originally posted by Leap Year Lord: This is one of those trick questions, isn't it? The train engineer's eyes are polar-bear colored!
It all depends on the footwear, doesn't it?
Speaking of footwear, I really dig Mal's boots.
Kind of off topic again (one of those days). Did we ever see Duela try to blow bubbles out of Mal's heavenly horn?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Gladys looked like she engaged in a bit of China Cat...
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Jerry and MLLASH! Take that filth to the Titans board!!
My boots also gots (on-topic) Angel Soles.
Posted by Jerry on :
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