Updates as they occur.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Grife! Somebody tell Sun Boy and Fire Lad to stay the hell away from Nardo's place while I check our fire insurance policy!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Uhhh.... I might recommend you check up on all your insurance, LL...
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
True that.
Has anyone seen Policy Pam? I have some questions on these policies she sold me.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Hey, it's been almost three hours!! -- where's that update?? Nardo, you tease!
Posted by Nardo on :
As. they. occur.
Nardo's nosehairs are getting longish.
Updates as they occur.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Don't worry Nardo. Just go and see Barber Boy done in the salon.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Just so you don't think I made up the last post:
Barber Boy is a boy with a large pair of scissors instead of a right hand and the ability to shoot hair-styling mousse from his eyes. He tried out to join the New Earth team of Legionnaires in Legionnaires #9, but was rejected.
Here at Legion World, even the rejects are given the chance to help out in any way they can.
[ July 13, 2003, 08:42 PM: Message edited by: Lightning Lad ]
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Waitaminnit -- and he was rejected?!?!? Posted by Kid Prime on :
I mean, with all the gay guys on this board (myself included) that power would be SORELY appreciated!
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Y'know even some straight guys can appreciate a good hair cut and some styling mousse ...
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Which is why we gave the poor guy a job. Just don't stare at his right hand. He gets kinda sensitive about it.
Posted by Nardo on :
Nardo still waiting for you mangoes and mongooses to get the fuckin premise of the bit.
Nardo wonders if he should get a blue popsicle or a green popsicle out of the fridge.
Updates as they occur.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Nardo: Nardo still waiting for you mangoes and mongooses to get the fuckin premise of the bit.
Mongooses!!! Where's Senor Widebottom when you need him???
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
quote:Originally posted by Nardo: Nardo still waiting for you mangoes and mongooses to get the fuckin premise of the bit.
*I* thought the premise of the bit was that Nardo had gas and would update us as they occured -- I was waiting for some *fart* posts, but they never happened... I must've been mistaken about the premise (unless all that gas is still built up).
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003: *I* thought the premise of the bit was that Nardo had gas and would update us as they occured -- I was waiting for some *fart* posts, but they never happened... I must've been mistaken about the premise (unless all that gas is still built up). [/QB]
Luck Lords forbid! If that was the case we would need to evacuate Legion World immediately.
Posted by Nardo on :
Nardo wonders if "updates as they occur," but of course don't, might be premise.
Nardo's watchin' his dog watchin' two ants watchin' an ice cube melt.
Updates as they occur.
Posted by Nardo on :
Nardo's still waitin' for a Triad XXX porn movie.
Updates as the occur.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
You must have missed Luornu Does Dallas, Fort Worth and Houston Simultaneously. It was released on holo-vid last year.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Blockade Boy's hemorroids are inflamed
Updates as they occur
Posted by Nardo on :
Nardo has four, possibly five chips left in the bag.
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