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Posted by Poverty Lad on :
 
...But Dr. Gym'll is in the hizzah! I'm SURE I'll be fixed up in a jiffy!

Welcome to L*World, Doc! [Frown]
 
Posted by rokk steady on :
 
That tends to happen after 28 meaningful encounters.
 
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
 
But it was with myself and a couple dozen videotapes! ...and I KNOW where I'VE been! [Confused] [Laugh Out Loud]
 
Posted by rokk steady on :
 
Are you *sure* that you know where you've been? [Wink]
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
I'm afraid you're suffering from dickyllus. Li'l Povvins will have to be removed.
 
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Some Fast-Acting ProFem might eliminate the problem.
 
Posted by rokk steady on :
 
I can't wait to see what Poverty Lass looks like!
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
Kinda like Marie Osmond with less teeth.
 
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
Current Marie, or when she was on the TV show with her boyfriend Donnie?

What do you mean they were bro and sis?

Pervs.

[Wink]
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Well, when I saw the title of this masterpiece thread, I had to [Bump] it [Razz]
 
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Masterpiece Thread, with Pov as host.
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
I think the burning question is, does it still hurt when Pov bees. Burning indeed.
 
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Pov has bees????? Does he also have hives for them to live in?
 
Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Pov has hives? Is he allergic to bees?
 
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
sounds like Pov's gittin' himself a little honey! heh-heh
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Until Pov addresses this important topic, I refuse to let this burning question slip away!
 
Posted by Set on :
 
Reminds me of some song they used to sing back in college;

Syphilis,
it all started with a simple kiss
now it hurts when I take a piss
oh why did I get syphilis?

Leprosy,
all the parts are falling off of me,
I'm not half the man I used to be
oh why did I get leprosy?

[I forget any other lyrics, on account of I was really drunk at the time]
 


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