Peeing where you're not supposed to
Posted by Joeboy on :
Making "whoopie"
Posted by Stealth on :
Stabbing obnoxious pop stars, such as Fergie.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Joeboy: Making "whoopie"
Pretty sure that's covered under lust. Now making whoopie and pretending you're enjoying it when really you'd rather be eating chocolate is a minor offense by comparison.
Posted by Joeboy on :
...its entirely possible we have completely different ideas on the topic of "whoopie"... Such as yesterday when I made a sneaky whoopie in the stairwell between floors at work, not knowing that my boss was coming up the stairs from the othe floor. Whoops. (pun intended)
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Dressing your puppy in cutesy little outfits even though you know she hates it.
Then watching her waddle around the yard while you laugh hysterically and go "awe" a lot.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Creating, producing or watching Teletubbies.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
styling yourself after Avril Lavigne (yes, I'm talking about you, Pov).
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
That was Pov?
(Stupid impure thoughts, all of them, stupid)... Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Joeboy: ...its entirely possible we have completely different ideas on the topic of "whoopie"... Such as yesterday when I made a sneaky whoopie in the stairwell between floors at work, not knowing that my boss was coming up the stairs from the othe floor. Whoops. (pun intended)
?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by Joeboy on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Joeboy: ...its entirely possible we have completely different ideas on the topic of "whoopie"... Such as yesterday when I made a sneaky whoopie in the stairwell between floors at work, not knowing that my boss was coming up the stairs from the othe floor. Whoops. (pun intended)
?!?!?!?!?!
(I farted in front of my boss. Was awkward)
Posted by Joeboy on :
quote:Originally posted by Ram Boy: Dressing your puppy in cutesy little outfits even though you know she hates it.
Then watching her waddle around the yard while you laugh hysterically and go "awe" a lot.
Putting match boxes on your cats feet and laughing hysterically at their attempts at walking. not that I've actually done this. *shifty look*
Posted by Teronna on :
Stealing your neighbor's wireless internet, and then getting upset when they wise up and add a password.