1. Mom always creates another Omega to stop him from getting in the kitchen.
Posted by matlock on :
2. The U.P. won't pay to replace the good china, even after all you've done for them.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
3. Miracle Machine on the menu... again?!?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
4. Dad will make him leave--but only if you let him rule the universe.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
5. He always puts metal in the microwave then goes out for a smoke.
Posted by Jerry on :
6. It makes me feel so guilty for not realizing that Brainy needed a vacation earlier.
Posted by Omni Craig on :
7. Irrational desire to have everything cooked "burned to an unrecognizable crisp"!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
8. Still waiting for Extreme Makeover: Home Edition to swoop in and do the demolish-then-rebuild thing to the old dump. Omega's really only good for half of that, y'know?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
9. Bad table manners.
Posted by Kid Quislet on :
10. Unfunny Durlan/ethnic slur jokes.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
11. We're running out of containment suits for Wildfire.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
12. Brainy's ID insists upon Blackened Red-fish EVERY Sunday!
Posted by Omni Craig on :
13. He doesn't find it funny when you serve him a bowl of Alpha-Bits.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
14. He doesn't find it funny when you serve him rock-fish from Beta II, either.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
15. Everytime kid sister Lucy tells us what she thinks will happen during dessert, it always ends with "Omega drank all the tea...and the world seemed to explode!"
Posted by Kid Quislet on :
16. Eats the ears off the chocolate bunnies then walks around with them saying "What?".
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
Having to hear your Mom say, "At least your sister isn't dating that Sun-Eater anymore."
Posted by Kid Quislet on :
18) Says he'll bring the wine, but when he shows up, he just complains.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
19) Seems light-hearted enough to enjoy a fun game of two-hand touch football, and then knocks out Mon-El with just one punch!!!.
Posted by Omni Craig on :
20. Your chain smoking uncle keeps asking Omega for a light.
Posted by Lucifer07 on :
21. Everytime he comes over your Kid brother Val tries to kick him out the front door.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
22. He's such a playa-hayta!
Posted by Kid Quislet on :
23. What DIED in the bathroom?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
24. Only fellow I know whose breath is *worse* than Staq Mavlen's.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
25. All food served becomes really well-done.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
26. Cousin Tenzil turns up as a surprise dinner guest, but leaves in a straitjacket and padded wagon.
Posted by Kid Quislet on :
27. Every time he tricks one of the kids to "pull his finger" the living room furniture (and living room) has to be replaced.
