She had crashed into a barren, deserted planet with no rations.
Fortunately, she had the power to go for years without food or drink or holovids. She is the one known as... ENDURANCE GIRL! And now it was time to put her power to the test!
Suddenly, 4 years later...
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...she awakes to a strange synthesizer beat.
"wakka wakka wakka chikka bow wow wakka wakka..."
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...And as the thought, "I may be REALLLLLLY hungry and thirsty, but at least I'm not bored now!" passed through her mind, she noticed the hypnotic beat was coming from...
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...what looked to be a robot colony not too far off! They must have crash-landed not to long ago and were throwing one of those famous 'Robot Disco Raves' that were scandalizing the known galaxy.
As she got closer, she could see them guzzling back oil laced with ecstacy, when suddenly...
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... she realized it was the Bismollian chapter of the Order of the LIghtning Beast, holding their annual cook-out!
Unfortunately, she is alergic to Bismollians, so she...
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....sneezed really, really, really loudly. I mean, approaching army loud, She's just like that.
The startled Bismollians then....
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...started a little jig, because they thought it was a new beat.
Endurance Girl then began to...
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... check to see if there were any cute guys in the group. Her power was to be able to go without food, drink, or holovids, but cute guy were another story.
Super Cute Hottie Lad emerged from...
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...the crowd with his identical twin, a Carnegie Deli Pastrami on Rye and some anti-alergy medicine. As he approached, Endurance Girl...
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...snatched the sandwhich and devoured it in 1.6 seconds flat.
She then asked, "For the love of Valor, does ANYone have a Silverale??!?"
THE MORAL: Just because one can go for years without food or drink doesn't mean one wants to.