Lightning Lad and MLLASH are still the top 2 in post-count?
Fat Cramer revealed as an alternate ID of Lardlad?
Jinx killed in the cataclysm now referred to as 'Black Hairball'?
Teeds and Povvins enjoying unholy matrimony?
Sharklad addicted to smoking hallucinagenic mouse-feet?
Which LMBers will live...? Marry...? Divorce...? Get fat? and *choke!* DIE??!?!
[ August 31, 2003, 12:55 PM: Message edited by: MLLASH ]
Posted by MLLASH on :
Frankly, I was most shocked by Labradorian coming out in 2006 and joining that Wham! cover band.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: It's Sept. 1, 2008 at LEGION WORLD....
What might we find if we skip ahead 5 years?
Lightning Lad and MLLASH are still the top 2 in post-count?
Nah. Danny Blaine surpasses both of them in late 2003.
Jinx killed in the cataclysm now referred to as 'Black Hairball'?
Heh.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Saturn Girl will still be a shameless hussy...
Posted by MLLASH on :
And honestly, I was surprised that Ultra-Matthew let himself get fat and bald. Hair-plugs, man!!!! SPACE-hair-plugs!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: It's Sept. 1, 2008 at LEGION WORLD....
What might we find if we skip ahead 5 years?
Lightning Lad and MLLASH are still the top 2 in post-count?
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Nah. Danny Blaine surpasses both of them in late 2003.
But DB becomes possessed by the entity known only as the Quicker Picker Upper. A tender part of his anatomy is removed and he becomes Danielle Blaine. S/he then leaves the LMB in search of big spills that need cleaning up.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
But then, late in 2006, a duplicate Danny Blaine arrives with no memory of this Danille madness...
He again resumes his position as the highest post count getter....
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
We'll still be bickering over TMK.
I'll be THIN Cramer!
We'll be welcoming member #547.
We'll be celebrating KP & Lee's 5th anniversary, and a few other anniversaries. Some people will be posting through the bleary hours of 3 a.m. feedings and diaper changes.
Everyone will have high-speed internet so LOTS of graphics.
I still won't know what anyone is talking about when they discuss music & movies & TV.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Eryk Davis Ester left the LMB in 2005 following a bitter dispute with Giant Robotic Lesbian about butt-mullets. GRL smashed him to a pulp in retaliation and was banned from Legion World.
Meanwhile, MLLASH's surprise marriage to a fellow LMBer takes the message board by storm!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Notice I said "resumes the position"
NOT
"Assumes the position"
Just to clarify... Posted by MLLASH on :
Greybird renounces his wing favoritism in 2004 and instead becomes a feline fetishist. His new favorite Legionnaire is now Catspaw.
Super Lad Kid meets new member Ultra Lass Girl in 2007 and love blossoms...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Sanity or Madness? became Madness Only! in early 2005. The repurcussions of his rampage are still being felt to this day!
He Who Wanders never was quite the same when he became He Who Settles Down in 2006.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
The Legion Wrestling Matches become a thing of the past when Giant Robotic Lesbian tears off the head of a popular LMB poster...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Poor Icefire! Really, we should have banned GRL then! If we had, Eryk might still be alive *choke!*
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
And of course... Who could forget the HookUP MLLASH poll 5th edition. Who knew that would lead to the wedding of the century?
[ August 31, 2003, 01:50 PM: Message edited by: Danny Blaine ]
Posted by MLLASH on :
Frankly, I never DID like that MLLAASH. I was glad he got hitched and ditched the board.
Posted by MLLASH on :
*choke!* I get all sad when I think of poor, poor Crujectra.
I begged her not to have that 5th breast enhancement surgery in 2007....
Boob-job addiction is SO tragic...
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
OOOPS! I fixed it...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
If I were still alive, I'd be glad to know that Teeds and Povvins found happiness together, after it was revealed that Lester had always been a transgendered Dev-Em stalker!
And poor Teeds thought "Tiffany Spiffany" was just a myth...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
If I were still alive, I'd be glad to know that Teeds and Povvins found happiness together, after it was revealed that Lester had always been a transgendered Dev-Em stalker!
And poor Teeds thought "Tiffany Spiffany" was just a myth...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Wow! Double-posting from beyond the grave! Flood control doesn't seem to work on the ghostly!
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Heh
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Founder Lightning Lad was forced to leave Legion World after it was discovered that he had actually died, 5 years previously and been replaced by an illusion casting Spider from the planet google. The resultant fight between the huge spider and Nightcrawler almost destroyed Legionworld
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Of course, Lightning Lad went on to form the Legion World Substitute Posters...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Oops! Eryk, we forgot to tell you that you were brought back in early '08.
Turns out GRL hadn't smashed you at all, but had kept your nude body chained to the wall of her Fortress of Mulletude as her personal plaything.
I hope you can forgive that we rescued you...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Mekt Ranzz, the two Loris, KOKO and Nardo resign in a huff and form the Legion of Super-Villainous Posters. They spam Legion World with "KOKO" messages but are tracked down and served with a cease and desist order from....
Quislet, Esq - the very first Space-Lawyer.
"Umber and the Boyz" are picked up by Sony Corp. and made into international manga super-stars with their own tv show, comic and movie. Alas, they never return to Legion World.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: "Umber and the Boyz" are picked up by Sony Corp. and made into international manga super-stars with their own tv show, comic and movie. Alas, they never return to Legion World.
I don't know how to feel about this one. On one hand we'd be rid of that poorly dressed, horribly coiffed individual. But then we'd be unleashing her on an unsuspecting, susceptible world. I'm just glad I wasn't here to see it.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Strange how all the female posters seem to be suffering horrible fates:
Giant Robotic Lesbian-- turns evil and starts killing folks Fat Cramer-- revealed never to have been female at all but an alt-ID of Lardlad Teeds-- ends up married to Povvins
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Arachne becomes LW Leader and we have a benevolent, peaceful existance...
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Strange how all the female posters seem to be suffering horrible fates:
Teeds-- ends up married to Povvins
Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Strange how all the female posters seem to be suffering horrible fates
Not just the womenfolk - I apparently cease to walk the fine line between sanity and insanity, go stark raving mad and go on a rampage!
Let's just hope its a possible future that turns out to have been a nightmare of Reep's brother, who lasped into a coma after hearing of his permanent departure.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Arachne becomes LW Leader and we have a benevolent, peaceful existance...
Until it is discovered that Arachne was in reality the Spider from Google, a traitor in our midst all the time!
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Strange how all the female posters seem to be suffering horrible fates:
Giant Robotic Lesbian-- turns evil and starts killing folks Fat Cramer-- revealed never to have been female at all but an alt-ID of Lardlad Teeds-- ends up married to Povvins
HELL-ooooooooooooooooo!
Apparently I'm purchasing life-threatening boob jobs by the six-pack! Doesn't THAT seem a little tragic to you?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
After settling down, I am brought back to posting in order to fight the villainous Time Trapper, in an insane war of my parodies versus his humor threads. I win, natch, but history as we know it is changed forever.
Lightning Lad is revealed to be secretly Krypto. Saturn Girl becomes suspicious when he starts chewing the sofa.
KOKO wins his 16th straight term as Legion World leader. He promises free bananas to all Active posters.
Queer legion admits that he is really queer justice league.
Nightcrawler bans everyone who refuses to use at least three graemlins per post. A mass mutiny ensues, known as "The Graemlin Conspiracy."
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Strange how all the female posters seem to be suffering horrible fates:
HELL-ooooooooooooooooo!
Apparently I'm purchasing life-threatening boob jobs by the six-pack! Doesn't THAT seem a little tragic to you?
Sorry, Princess. I had noted you as part of the trend, and then neglected to put you on the list.
Eh... what's that? Oh, Lardy just told me to tell you that he considers your enhanced breast size anything but tragic.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: Lightning Lad is revealed to be secretly Krypto. Saturn Girl becomes suspicious when he starts chewing the sofa.
Not to mention humping her leg.
...and that was a bit of Time Trapper humor there my friends!
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
Nah, she'd only become suspicious when he appeared to prefer her leg to the same old, same old...
[ August 31, 2003, 05:19 PM: Message edited by: Poverty Lad ]
Posted by Greybird on :
The Legion of Super-Villainous Posters goes on to perpetrate the most dastardly deed conceivable: They turn the infamous LLance sleeping drag queen picture into a horror movie.
The American Film Institute promptly names this production the most ghastly filmed creation of all time. Millions are treated for severe esthetic injuries. The LMBP can't keep up with the damage.
Oh, and I nearly choke on a hairball!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
I'm still younger than Lash.
Posted by Stu on :
If I and the LW boards are both around in five years, I'll post a picture of myself on the boards (if I haven't done so already by that point).
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
Good God! Not that!
Pull the plug on this place NOW Scott n' Gary! I'm beggin' you!!!
( )
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
(unless Stuey gets copies from his visit pics to me FIRST... Then I'll share him with L*World! Posted by Poverty Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Nightcrawler:
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Strange how all the female posters seem to be suffering horrible fates:
Teeds-- ends up married to Povvins
HEY!!! Why am I a horrible fate for her?!You've seen what an abusive smartass she can be! And if it comes down to Teeds or my cats, well...
( Muchas Smooches, my Precious... )
[ August 31, 2003, 07:43 PM: Message edited by: Poverty Lad ]
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Don't get too worked up, Pov. I'm not the marrying kind.
In fact, after Lash gets married, I'll ascend to the role of Chief Flirt. It'll be a challenge considering the population, but I am a debutante.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
My point was that you, Pov, are exactly the opposite of what Teeds wants: impoverished, unspoiled, and straight.
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
AAAAH! Well, yes. Sometimes, I wonder why she bothers m-- umm, WITH me at all... Posted by Arachne on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Arachne becomes LW Leader and we have a benevolent, peaceful existance...
Until it is discovered that Arachne was in reality the Spider from Google, a traitor in our midst all the time!
But it turns out that the Spider from Google was really just possessing me in an attempt to trigger Lightning Lad's arachniphobia which renders him helpless.
Posted by Mekt Ranzz on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Mekt Ranzz [and others] form the Legion of Super-Villainous...
please see my new status line! Posted by Omni Craig on :
Omni Craig, usually hilariously funny and kept around mostly for his good nature and wit (it ain't his looks people!) actually says something thought-provoking and profound in 2005, and is promptly banished from the boards within minutes.
He attempts to return in early 2006 as "The-poster-formerly-known-as-Omni-Craig", but strangely enough, Gary figures out who he really is and promptly evicts him again.
Omni leaves the boards in disgrace, and writes a joke book of all his Legion related puns entitled "TIME WARPED (In 1000 years, you'll think this is funny...)".
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by Omni Craig: Omni Craig, usually hilariously funny and kept around mostly for his good nature and wit (it ain't his looks people!) actually says something thought-provoking and profound in 2005, and is promptly banished from the boards within minutes.
He attempts to return in early 2006 as "The-poster-formerly-known-as-Omni-Craig", but strangely enough, Gary figures out who he really is and promptly evicts him again.
Omni leaves the boards in disgrace, and writes a joke book of all his Legion related puns entitled "TIME WARPED (In 1000 years, you'll think this is funny...)".
That would just be part of your "Reversist" powers - so maybe you could just be Craig Omni and move to the East Coast.
Posted by Omni Craig on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
quote:Originally posted by Omni Craig: Omni Craig, usually hilariously funny and kept around mostly for his good nature and wit (it ain't his looks people!) actually says something thought-provoking and profound in 2005, and is promptly banished from the boards within minutes.
He attempts to return in early 2006 as "The-poster-formerly-known-as-Omni-Craig", but strangely enough, Gary figures out who he really is and promptly evicts him again.
Omni leaves the boards in disgrace, and writes a joke book of all his Legion related puns entitled "TIME WARPED (In 1000 years, you'll think this is funny...)".
That would just be part of your "Reversist" powers - so maybe you could just be Craig Omni and move to the East Coast.
Cramer, that's brilliant!! Posted by Varalent on :
Can't believe I've somehow overlooked this thread until now! Guess I assumed it was about the TMK era which I've rebooted out of my mind.
V
Posted by Estimate Lad on :
Estimate Lad disappears mysteriously for five years only to re-appear after years of studying, exercises and intensive training as Rock-Trivia Lad. Valiantly he returns to take on He Who Wanders and Lightning Lad in an all music trivia slug-fest. Even with his new found powers he still gets his arse kicked. The three of them retire post-competition to the Legion World bar for a legendary drinking binge of mammoth proportions. Little is seen of Rock-Trivia Lad again. Some say that he's still out there plotting and planning his comeback, others reckon he's just got a 5 year hangover...
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Reep returns to gather what he sowed.
Thriftshop Deb, due to an unfortunate hospital mixup, becomes the new im-material girl and only suitors of the gay robotic persuation worth over forty billion dollars, all in Truk island stone dollars, are allowed to ask for her hand in the new "anything but marriage" unions.
Meahwhile, a certain female singer is cast adrift and pennyless into a brave new world where showing her body promptly has her arrested for eyeball abuse.
And Mllash, poor old Mllash, falls for Reddy Killerwat, the offsrung of the Formerly Known as Red Tornado, now know as the Dapper Dust Devil.
Posted by Super Lad Kid on :
In five years -
I will finally reach post #800.
BBZ/Time Trapper/Reep/Nardo/Molock the Merciless/Otto the Hunter/whatever he'll call himself will get into an argument with Greybird over the way something was spelled in a post on the old DC boards back in 1998. Reep will disappear for awhile.
Some member (probably He Who Wanders or Reep) will have indexed the entire history of Legion World ranking the members according to the number of times they have been mentioned in other posts.
Super Lad Kid meets his Ultra Lass Girl (I like it, Lash)!!
Portfolio Boy's Ultra-sized Battle for the 31st Century tournament featuring every single character ever seen in any Legion comic ever will finally reach the finals after 3 years of play. The finals will see Dr. Ry'kyr defeat that Bat-Girl type character that appeared in the background on the opening page of Legion v.3 #14.
Posted by queer legion on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: Queer legion admits that he is really queer justice league.
No He Who Wanders, not Queer Justice League, but...
Queer Legion of Super-Villians!
And you shall be the first to die in 2005, by the hands of my Saturn QUEEN. No ring of Saturn will save you.
Savor your remaining time!!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Shady/Shadowplay finally returns, by then she's had 5 more grandchildren - which is a great excuse to watch lots of cartoons & read comics! (**sigh** hope she's okay).
Loser Lad becomes vice-president of wherever he's working and gives up these wierd shifts that keep him off Legion World. Changes his name to No-More-Shiftwork Lad.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
DrakeB3003 is elected mayor of NYC and institutes a mandatory Legion Studies course in NYC's public schools. In protest, Marvel moves their offices to Newark, NJ.
lil'rhino deputy mayor Posted by lil'rhino on :
Umber, Amber & Quinn are kidnapped and brainwashed by GRL and re-emerge only to recruit other disco dollies around the globe to worship at GRL's Vulva Vatican!
lil'rhino
Posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian on :
"Vulva Vatican".
I like it. Rolls off the tongue quite nicely.
Posted by MLLASH on :
It sure does!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Estimate Lad: Estimate Lad disappears mysteriously for five years only to re-appear after years of studying, exercises and intensive training as Rock-Trivia Lad. Valiantly he returns to take on He Who Wanders and Lightning Lad in an all music trivia slug-fest. Even with his new found powers he still gets his arse kicked. The three of them retire post-competition to the Legion World bar for a legendary drinking binge of mammoth proportions. Little is seen of Rock-Trivia Lad again. Some say that he's still out there plotting and planning his comeback, others reckon he's just got a 5 year hangover...
AHA! I think I've solved the mystery of where Estimate Lad is!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
The Avenue of Heroes will feature statues of every poster who has made at least 247 posts.
The Legion World Museum will have opened. It will feature bios of all LMBPers, living and dead. It will also have a record of each and every single time Nightcrawler or Lightning Lad has banned STU.
All Alt IDs will have been outed by the LMB Enquirer, whose offices will have been burned down by a specially-created new Alt ID called Arson Lad.
Harbinger's 35th century series will have reached its twenty-fifth sequel, and a new forum will have been opened just to accomodate all the story threads and the bios for all four hundred sixty eight distinct characters.
After doing a single favorite Legionnaire poll, a favorite heroine poll, a favorite hero poll, a favorite supporting character poll, a favorite unrebooted Legionnaire poll, a favorite non-humanoid Legionnaire poll, a favorite alternate reality Legionnaire poll, and a favorite super-pet poll, I will have run out of poll ideas and will have started making polls such as Favorite Legionnaire who wears a Purple Costume, Favorite Legionnaire who has worn a flight ring, Favorite Legionnaire who has a Legion Worlder namesake and Favorite Legionnaire who has been beaten up by Validus more than once.
Due to the extremely long Survivor games I will have started, survivor threads will be banned in Legion World. In retaliation, I will find a way to hack into the systems and reset everyone's post counts to zero. The resulting chaos will result in my being banned in disgrace, but not before I start one flame war per member, and I will henceforth be spoken of only as "that no good flaming traitor kid!"
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
After enjoying widespread success with their Matter-Eater Lad series, MLLASH and EDE are hired by DC Comics. They quickly rise in the ranks and become co-presidents of DC Comics. They take advantage of Tenzil's and the Legion's new popularity and produce many award-winning series such as Matter-Eater Lad: Defective Comics, Tenzil: the Early Years, Lester Spiffany and the Legion of Sprocking & Sucking Heroes, Triad vs the Triad, Calorie Queen and the Queen Team and Infectious Lass with her sidekick, Doctor Gym'll.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac: Due to the extremely long Survivor games I will have started...
I did think that "Every Character in the Legion Help File Survivor Game" was a bit extreme!
Posted by Varalent on :
Not to mention the "Favorite Legionnaire's Hat" poll! Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
True, but the last straw was the "Every issue at least one character related to the Legion has appeared in, including Superman and Batman because he joined the adult Legion in an "imaginary" story" survivor game. Now THAT nearly broke the boards!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Jeepers-- less than 3 years to go before we catch up to all the predictions!
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Eryk Davis Ester left the LMB in 2005 following a bitter dispute with Giant Robotic Lesbian about butt-mullets. GRL smashed him to a pulp in retaliation and was banned from Legion World.
Meanwhile, MLLASH's surprise marriage to a fellow LMBer takes the message board by storm!
I haven't seen EDE in a while. And I'm sure Lash's boytoy will be a LMBer before the year is out.
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: It's Sept. 1, 2008 at LEGION WORLD....
What might we find if we skip ahead 5 years?
The date approaches rapidly! What might we find, indeed...
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Why am I a horrible fate for her?! You've seen what an abusive smartass she can be! And if it comes down to Teeds or my cats, well... ![[Love]](graemlins/love.gif)
Muchas Smooches, my Precious... 
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