[ April 24, 2007, 08:10 PM: Message edited by: rtvu2 ]
Posted by Semi Titanic Fellow on :
I'd like a strawberry sno-cone please.
Posted by rdstr2 on :
Regular or creamy?
Posted by Semi Titanic Fellow on :
Regular or creamy? Isn't it just crushed ice with very intense syrup?
Posted by rdstr2 on :
That's regular, you can add some cream too it and make it to a some what smoothie. They are really good.
Posted by Jesse Future on :
Do you have Cherr Berr Gelato flavored Sno-Cones?
Perhaps Bgztlian Blue?
Posted by rdstr2 on :
Off course, there is a stool at the bar with your name on it Future. Everything is on the house.
[ September 09, 2004, 01:02 PM: Message edited by: rdstr2 ]
Posted by rdstr2 on :
Free Snow Cones All the Time! Any flavor you want or can imagine! Free toy battleship for your baths too! Posted by Abin Quank on :
Do you have Sweet Cherry Pie flavored, battleship shaped, sno-cones?
Posted by Semi Titanic Fellow on :
How about a lemonade sno-cone? I'll pass on the battleship since I only shower.
Posted by rdstr2 on :
Sweet Cheery Pie only comes in the def leppard souvenir cup and wig. Get it while supplies last Abin.
Lemonade, Limeade, orangeade, apppleade----we got all the ads here. Instead of a toy battleship do you want a Cobie Soap on a Rope or a Miss T Back Scrubber?
Posted by Miss Troia on :
Abin, dear. You know only moi serves you sweet cherry pie just the way you like it! Grab your spoon and follow me! Posted by rdstr2 on :
Now that is an offer you can't refuse.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Titanic Fellow: How about a lemonade sno-cone? I'll pass on the battleship since I only shower.
I LOVE inadvertently finding out slightly-titillating info like this about Semi. Posted by Miss Troia on :
Cran-strawberry for moi! Posted by rdstr2 on :
Right away for you Miss T. Would you like the regualr or Texas sized one?
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Ok, I'm back in business. Welcome to the newly revonated and banging Seaside Sno-Cone Lounge.
While we do serve every flavor Sno-cone you can think of we have expanded to delicious fruit smoothies too!
Please come and see our new lounge area with our new ultra low sofas imported from Bismoll. This sprawling room of tables and sofas is prefect for relaxing with a great drink. Study, talk or read in this relaxing space. Take a load off or take a nap. We offer free copies of the LMB Comet and every other magazine and newspaper from the four corners of the galaxy.
Or just come and admire our great view of the coast on our patios built right into the cliff side.
Pets are always welcomed and we offer free treats and waterbowls for our caine and feline friends.
So come vist the new Seaside Sno-Cone Lounge. As a special treat, the first ten customers can have a sno-cone named after them! You decide what you want and it will become a permanent addition to our menu.
Posted by Future on :
Well, considering a Future snowcone is likely going to be nothing but a pile of slush/water in someone's bowels after they've eaten it...I'll forego the naming and just ask for a nice Blue Raspberry Sno-Cone!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I would like a strawberry snow cone, please.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Coming right up, newspaper or magazine?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
newspaper, please.
Posted by Future on :
I prefer mine in an original hand-written manuscript of War & Peace, please!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Here's your Comet Viv.
Future if you go down the hall and take the third door on the left you will find a complete library for your pleasure.
Posted by Vee on :
Hi RTVU2! Great place you've got going here! Love the new look.
May I have an orange smooooothie? Posted by RTVU2 on :
Of course. Here you go, one Smoothie coming up!
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Fabulous RTVU2, thanks.
Posted by Future on :
Exquisite selections of all kind...both in sno-cones AND reading material!
Excellent job, Vu.
Posted by Princess Perfectra on :
Golly! I'd like a peach-cran-strawberry-grape w/ cream! Great renovations, VU!!! Posted by Vee on :
Umm, delicious and refreshing! Thanks RTVU2! Posted by RTVU2 on :
No probelm yall. Come in anytime!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Hey everyone. I am holding an unoffical poll to rename my little seaside sno-cone lounge. Any suggestions?
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Depends do you want to keep the sno cone or seaside theme?
You could go for Mr Whippy's (a real brand name for ice cream over here)
or the Beach Hut?
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Room with a VU?
Posted by Vee on :
The Ice Palace?
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Lol Loser. That is actually what is on my nameplate to my office at work, that and Pay Per Vu.
Posted by Catspajamas on :
Parlez VU
VU Askew
Chateau VU
Seaside VU
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Love them Miss T. I actually have those as nameplates for my office too.
I think I may want to keep the seaside ring to my place Farway. I sorta like Mr Whippy's.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
RTVU2, since winter is coming on, there won't be a lot of demand for snow cones. But it's awfully nice to sit in a hut by the beach with a raging fire and a warm drink. Why not enclose the lounge, put in a fire place, a big picture window (to watch the crashing waves) and serve warm drinks (SHAKES will supply the alcohol free of charge).
I suggest you call it "The Toddy Shack" (as in Hot Toddy).
Posted by Member Wolf on :
Well you can probably count on Mystery Lad (Todd) being a customer. Posted by RTVU2 on :
Nice idea Semi, thanks!
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Chosen by VU to be Highlighted for a Day®!
*Highlighted for a Day is a registered trademark of LashCo Inc.*
Posted by RTVU2 on :
guess it must be a cold day for everyone around...anyone want some hot choclate or some warm apple cider?
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Ooh. Hot chocolate would be good!
So, did you decide on a new name yet?
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Not yet, maybe I'll close the place down and reopen for the Winter Holidays...
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Well, it seems like the Winter Holidays start the day after Halloween these days, so I guess you wouldn't have to shut down for long!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
lol lou...maybe i'll change it to the holiday store and offer gingerbread and egg nog...
here is your hot choclate by the way, sorry it took so long
Posted by Loser Lad on :
Wow! Still hot! Well worth the wait my man!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
anything for you Lou...anybody else need a good warming up?
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
Cider sounds tempting.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
weren't you at ede's coming out party?
buthere is some cider for you...
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I'm a multi-tasker.
Oh thanks.
Posted by Hrun the Barbarian on :
Hrun wants you to call this place Hrun's Pleasure Dome
Posted by HighPriestessViviane on :
I don't think they sell that here.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
RTVU2, when's the new name going to be announced? Follow-through, my man, that's the ticket.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Done Semi. Welcome to the new Vudoo Lounge.
Durning the day, a casual place to read and relax and get great sno-cones and smoothies.
At night the fires are lit in the fire pits and hot apple cider, hot choclate and hot toddys are in order. Cozy up with that someone special.
Since this is based upon Semi's suggestion you will have a private booth always waiting for you.
[ October 15, 2004, 05:45 PM: Message edited by: RTVU2 ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Great name. Will there be santeria celebrations at the Vudoo lounge? Perhaps I should create a special drink for your opening. Let me think about it.
[ October 15, 2004, 04:20 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Slumber Girl on :
Loving the new place, VU.
It's sexy like you! *MUAH*
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Thanks Semi. I'll try to figure out a good day for an opening.
Thanks for you to Miss T.
Posted by Member Wolf on :
I think it's going to be a cold fall followed by a harsh winter, which makes these fire pits all that much nicer.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
we also have nice flannel blankets made for two available for use...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Sound's cozy. I'll need a date.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
I'll be your date!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Cool place, Vu! A hot toddy might be just the thing...
Posted by RTVU2 on :
here you go Cobie!
Posted by Somber Lass on :
VU do you mind if I watch my new talkshow, The Poster's Studio on the holo-screen?
Posted by Zombie STU on :
Are there any vudoo dolls I can use?
Posted by RTVU2 on :
go for it Miss T. Would you like anything to drink?
Sorry Stu, all the Vudoo dools are for show only.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'd be honored RTVU2.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Anything for you Semi...
Posted by RTVU2 on :
The fires are lit and the hot toddies are ready, please come and enjoy this beatiful moonlight view
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Looking swell RT!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Drink Semi?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Sure, what have you got?
Posted by RTVU2 on :
hot toddies or anything you want Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
What's in a hot toddy?
Posted by RTVU2 on :
How about a Minty Kiss?
6 oz Hot Coffee 1/2 oz White Creme de Menthe 1 oz Irish Whiskey 1/2 oz White Creme de Cacao
Pour the alcohol into a mug. Add coffee and stir. Top with whipped cream and a chocolate mint.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Add some toast and that's breakfast!
Which band is playing tonight?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Misty Kiss sounds comforting for a blustery afternoon on the San Francisco Bay.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
no bands here Cramer, more mood music and the gentle waves of the ocean...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Smooth jazz might be nice.
[ October 25, 2004, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I wonder if Vu's crush has stopped by?
Posted by Myriad on :
Hot cocoa please
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Yes they have...
here is your coca Misty with extra marshmallows and whipped cream on top.
Posted by Myriad on :
Perfecto!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
let me put some Bright Eyes on...grab a book and enjoy this beatiful afternoon
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
What's Bright Eyes?
Posted by RTVU2 on :
a great band...check them out along with Death Cab for Cutie
Posted by The Red Bee on :
I like the mood in here. The music is smooth...
Posted by RTVU2 on :
would you like a smoothie or something else?
we also have a great selection of bottled water from across the glaxay...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'd like a bottle of Antarean Heavy Water, please. It's great in my coupe's fision reactor. Posted by RTVU2 on :
no problem Semi...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I think I'll sit by the picture window, put my feet up, and watch the waves crash against the rocks.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
its a great view, do you need anything else at the lounge?
book. magazine, your own personal holo screen?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You have personal massage loungers here, don't you?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Beautiful morning in the voodoo lounge. Who's that I see performing in the lounge? Great choice, RT. These boots ARE made for walking.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
boy do I need these boots for my halloween costume!
Actually I was hoping for the mody blues to ame by...
Anybody need anything?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I need a martini, and would you send one over to Miss Sinatra from me?
Posted by Myriad on :
I love that song by Nancy S. Did she record anything else worth listening to?
I also like Li'l Kim's version of These Boots...
Posted by RTVU2 on :
here you go Semi, Miss Sinatra will be right over for your afternoon rubdown...new service here at the Lounge.
Myraid, I really don't know. Would you like my Jude Law andriod to come over and give you a nice back rub?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
quote:Originally posted by Myriad: I love that song by Nancy S. Did she record anything else worth listening to?
I don't think so. She recorded covers of a number of popular songs, such as "It Ain't Me Babe," but "Boots" was her only hit, that I recall.
This is really a question for Outdoor Miner, LW's popular music expert.
Posted by Myriad on :
Ah, the Talented Mr. Ripley droid...
I could use a nice shoulder rub, I think. Thanks VU!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
As long as Miss S. has stopped singing, I'll just sit here and listen to the surf. I hope you don't mind me bringing my drinks from SHAKES. Any finger food?
Posted by Myriad on :
You should tesseract some treats from the Cafe, Cramer.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I would, but I'm taking the night off and I'm lazy as all get-out.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'm taking a break in here as well.
Posted by Myriad on :
I threw together some Chex mix from the back. Joins FC and Semi T.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Did you put baby marshmallows in it?
Posted by RTVU2 on :
here are some great smoothies and some ice cold bottled water selection for all of you. Since it is almost sunset, let me get that fire pit going. We can have some toasted marshmallows then.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Excellent! But could I make s'mores?
Posted by Myriad on :
I love s'mores!
I usually make Chex mix savory but marshmallows would be perfect in a sweet mix.
Does anyone share my weakness for Gardetto's snack mixes?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I was kidding about the marshmallows. I prefer savory.
Posted by Myriad on :
I bet the marshmallows would be good though. Chex, marshmallows, pretzel sticks, Golden Grahams, and Hershey bar pieces.
S'mores in a bowl.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
here is some chocalte and graham crackers for you FC...know all we need is someone to play a guitar!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I ate too much halloween candy. Can I have a bowl of peppercorns and salt?
Posted by Myriad on :
Tesseracts in some crackers and cheese.
Shares willingly.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Well the fire feels great...maybe I should retrofit these fire pits into water tub fire pits. Anyone game?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Water-tubs at the Vudoo Lounge? What's next? Steam Rooms and men walking around in towels? Then the nightly vice cop raids? Oh my! Posted by Pizzazz on :
Is that a wish list, Semi?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Just the nightly vice-cop raids. Posted by Pizzazz on :
What about the poor sweaty men in the towels?
Posted by RTVU2 on :
if the towel fits...
Posted by Myriad on :
Steam rooms are a great idea!
Posted by ferroboy on :
Gotto love that pic, Semi. There was recently a mention of thigh-high boots, and now we have the singer of "These boots are made for walking". OK, they're not the thigh-highs, but still very sexy.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Well, some of us get hit on too much in the steam rooms for our own personal tastes. Maybe a mixed crowd that included the ladies would make a difference. Therefore, Pizzaz and Myriad should take off their clothes and get in the steam room!
[ October 28, 2004, 07:03 PM: Message edited by: ferroboy ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Pizzazz is underage. That will surely bring down the vice squad on us.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Really? I thought she was at least 18. OK, Pizzaz, I guess you'll have to wait to join us.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
I am 18.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Still too young to hang around with naked men in steam rooms. Am I being paternal or what!
[ October 28, 2004, 07:39 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by ferroboy on :
There are worse traits, Semi, but at least Pizzaz's presence wouldn't bring the vice squad down on us.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
I give you "too young!" (shakes fist)
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Where's the proprietor of this lounge anyway?
Posted by Pizzazz on :
NOBODY CAN KICK ME OUT! I'M LEGAL, I CAN SEE THE NUDIES!
RTVU2? He's resting, yeah, that's it...resting.
[ October 28, 2004, 07:48 PM: Message edited by: Pizzazz ]
Posted by ferroboy on :
He was here a short time ago. Are you going to push him into a 21+ rule?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well, there are no nudies here. That was just idle talk. See how it's gotten out of hand. The Vudoo Lounge is still a respectable place.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
With holovids.
Posted by ferroboy on :
That's true, Semi. It was just a suggestion, right? Though I think Pizzaz is going to "convince" RTVU2 to give her what she wants!
[ October 28, 2004, 07:55 PM: Message edited by: ferroboy ]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I doubt he'll be easily swayed.
Posted by Pizzazz on :
I don't have to sway him, I'll just buy hunky men and have them help him out here, and if they lose their close in the process, then what can you do?
Posted by ferroboy on :
Well, honestly, who around here is going to put up that much of a fuss about it?
Posted by Pizzazz on :
Not me.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
man, leave to go decorate for a halloween party... sorry to inform everyone but there is required clothing in this estblishment. If you use some of the newly installed hot tub fire pits, you must wear a swimsuit. Free towels are at the counter.
No underage drinking, everyone will be id. Sorry Pizzazz, no Minty Kiss for you but how about some hot apple cider? Posted by Pizzazz on :
quote:Originally posted by RTVU2: man, leave to go decorate for a halloween party... sorry to inform everyone but there is required clothing in this estblishment. If you use some of the newly installed hot tub fire pits, you must wear a swimsuit. Free towels are at the counter.
No underage drinking, everyone will be id. Sorry Pizzazz, no Minty Kiss for you but how about some hot apple cider?
I know that, we were talking about hiring you some naked male waiters.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Pizzaz, he said everyone! But he never mentioned anything about transparent swim suits.
Posted by Zombie STU on :
[pours a cup of hot apple cider for Pizzazz, and one for himself]
Posted by ferroboy on :
Meanwhile, I'll have beer. Since I was enticed by Cosmos over at SHAKES, I'll go back to beer in here.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
sorry pizzazz, no naked anything here
just a nice place to chill out listen to the waves crash upon the shore as you enjoy a nice warm beverage...in a relaxing hot tub...lets just relax Posted by Pizzazz on :
STU, you are such a genlte man, I'm going to take a "nap." Did I tell you STU that I'm 18 now?
[ October 28, 2004, 09:24 PM: Message edited by: Pizzazz ]
Posted by ferroboy on :
Ah, it's ok, Pizzaz. I'm sure there are plenty of naked men in your future who aren't in the Vudoo Lounge. Lounge's _are_ supposed to be more on the relaxing side rather than the exciting side.
Posted by Myriad on :
Hot tubbing sounds fun, especially after watching Drawn Together Posted by ferroboy on :
Was that on again tonight? I did see it last night and it was funny. But I'm always up for some hot tubbing.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
The lounge will be hosting a Hollween Bash this weekend. Pumpkin Juice and Butterbeer will be the drinks of choice. The hot tubs will become huge apple bobbing tubs and free candy for everyone!
Costume contest will also be held to find the mascot for the Vudoo Lounge!
Come on down people!
Posted by Myriad on :
Posted by RTVU2 on :
ahhhh i like kitties!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Butterbeer =
Will we be playing pin the tale on the llama? (Waiting for comment from Stoopid Cat or Stu, wanting to play 'pin the tail on the [insert either here]"...)
Posted by RTVU2 on :
A good game of pin the tail on " " is always a good halloween treat.
Posted by Myriad on :
Poor gets no respect since and got all the limelight.
Posted by Myriad on :
And what about ? Poor, forgotten !
Posted by ferroboy on :
If Comet hadn't turned himself into a lesbian, he might have gotten further with Supergirl. But Streaky gets absolutely nothing these days! And, well, Super-Monkey never really did go far. On Krypton, the people are more closely related to dogs than monkeys, which explains why Krypto was smarter.
Anyway, I am really good at getting down on my knees and, um, "bobbing for apples".
[ October 29, 2004, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: ferroboy ]
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Hope everyone had fun tonight...more pumpkin juice and butterbeer again tomorrow!
Posted by Myriad on :
VU, can I fix you anything? You're always so good about hosting us, maybe you'd like some TLC.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
RT, your lounge is getting to be very popular.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
just trying to provide everyone a nice place to relax and chill and escape the everyday world!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Well you've cetainly succeeded. This would also make a swell apres-ski lounge. Maybe the Empress could use her powers to put in a ski hill behind the lounge for winter.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
RT, like the Halloween decor, very scary.
I'd try some of that there butterbeer, but its sounds a bit weird, whats in it?
Posted by ferroboy on :
I figured I'd stop in for a drink this afternoon. It looks great, RTVU2!
Posted by Zombie STU on :
quote:Originally posted by RTVU2: A good game of pin the tail on " " is always a good halloween treat.
I like "pin the tail on Stoopid Cat"... Posted by ferroboy on :
I thought I heard you have become a cat lover.
Posted by Minx on :
No, no, he only like's pussycats.
Posted by Zombie STU on :
quote:Originally posted by ferroboy: I thought I heard you have become a cat lover.
Not for another week or so. Posted by Rapture on :
quote:Originally posted by Zombie STU:
quote:Originally posted by ferroboy: I thought I heard you have become a cat lover.
Not for another week or so.
I love STU's.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Nice and peaceful in the lounge today.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Hmm...but no sign of Vu. We need some service in here!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
RT must be out trick or treating.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
or recovering from a halloween party...I'll think I will take a dip in a hot tub and relax with a nice smoothie...yall help yourselves.
Posted by Zombie STU on :
I believe I'll have a smoothie as well!
[CHUG]
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Vee's not here, and he's the only certified LW smoothie. Posted by RTVU2 on :
boy did I take too long on that hot tub. I am all pruneing now!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
You need a good moisturizer, RT. That'll take the wrinkles out.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Darn, and I missed out on helping myself!
As for removing wrinkles, I seem to recall that it's one of my special powers.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
The lounge has been boarded up for 2 weeks. Time to open the windows and let some fresh air in.
Posted by ferroboy on :
With all these places to consume alcoholic beverages, I'm just going to be non-stop drunk!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
shouldn't have take such a long nap...now I need to get a hair cut and cleaned up...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Rip Van Vu?
Posted by RTVU2 on :
it was after I read page 10 of Johnthon Strange!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
As I posted in the What are you reading thread, I'm having the same problem with Jonathan Strange. I can't read more than 2 pages without falling asleep.
Posted by ferroboy on :
I guess I should read that on sleepless nights.
Posted by dedman on :
are there still free sno-cones?
Posted by PolarBoy on :
snow cones are only good till you suck the flavour out then they are just ice.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
au contraie my frosty friend, these sno cones at the Vudo lounge are very special. They never ran out of flavor and are good to the last lick!
Take your shoes off and relax and I'll have some sent right over to you.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Not only will I be taking off my shoes, I think I’ll be taking off my pants! Comfort goes along way, you know!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
well I guess i better put up the 21 and Up sign in the window...
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
I hope this is meant to be an age reference.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Well I am certainly not talking about Cobie there... Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Sno-cones in winter? I'll have a hot rum drink please to take off the chill.
You going to install that ski hill, RT? I still think this would make a swell apres-ski lodge during the winter.
Posted by ferroboy on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Not only will I be taking off my shoes, I think I’ll be taking off my pants! Comfort goes along way, you know!
You're just trying to lure Viv in here, aren't you?
Posted by RTVU2 on :
don't know about the ski hill yet...like the beach thing going on... who owns the construction company around here?
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Why I do, now that you ask. Posted by ferroboy on :
Hey! No one ever built my dry cleaing business! Of course, now that I'm a Deputy Legionnaire, that might be beneath me.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I didn't know you were into the construction business, Semi! I just thought you were wearing that hard hat to get the boys all hot and bothered!
EDE's construction company is still hard at work these days too, although he's letting the Real Estate office direct them while he's away...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
ferroboy, I would have thought you'd be the local blacksmith.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Cobie, my modesty often tempers disclosure of the true nature of my Legion World holdings. You don't think that just one construction company built all the establishments on LW, do you? My company is small, but exclusive, and only takes on prestige projects. You may know some of them --- SHAKES, SHAMELESS HUSSIES BAR, Mount Eruptus (no, the fabled volcano is not a natural formation). Why we even consulted with his excellency, former Legion World Leader STU during the construction of his legendary mansion. Perhaps you have a small project of your own in mind? (But keep this too yourself, please. Semi Construction Fellows doesn't want to be swamped with requests.)
[ November 18, 2004, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I must say that Mount Eruptus looks so natural that I would have never known it was man made!
And I owe your construction company a great debt for building Shameless Hussies!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Cobie, do you like that private viewing and lap-dance booth at SHAMELESS HUSSIES? It has a Cobalt Kid bronze plaque above the door.
Posted by ferroboy on :
quote:Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: ferroboy, I would have thought you'd be the local blacksmith.
What good is that when you have the power to remove wrinkles from anything?
Unless you want some sexy armor?
Posted by HighPriestess Viviane on :
Sexy Armor? Like a knight?
Posted by dedman on :
I'd like some sexy armour
Posted by ferroboy on :
Sure. Heck, I guess I should get into the blacksmith business.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Great, now we have a local smithie. We'll have to find some uses for you, though. I don't recall seeing many horses on LW.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Didn't the Silver Sword (was that her name?) wear armor. Plus, my mask is metal. So there's some need for it. Now I just need a place to do my work. (hint, hint)
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Tell me what your facilities requirements are and I'll get Semi Construction Fellows right on it. A location near Mt. Eruptus would be ideal. You could tap into the magma heat source.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Let's see. I need a forge, a couple of tongs (off-center, wolf jaw), some hammers (Czech hammer, raising hammer, planishing hammer, stretching hammer, hollowing hammer), swage blocks, art gilders paste, an angle grinder, some wire brushes (cup and crimped), rulers, an anvil/vise, a level, tape measures, wire hand brushes, and, well, I could go on. Or you could look here: Blacksmith Supply Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
ferroboy, you're the best judge of the supplies you will need. I was only thinking about the edifice that would house your operation.
Posted by ferroboy on :
Well, I still need to make sure there's plenty of ventilation and lots of room.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
For those of us that can fly, a date on the top of Mount Eruptus can be very romantic.
Posted by dedman on :
well i still kinda float.....i'll have to check it out
Posted by ferroboy on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: For those of us that can fly, a date on the top of Mount Eruptus can be very romantic.
Yeah, and don't mind the giant telescope sticking out of my smithy. Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Did you see me and Spacey up there on our date today, FB? There was a big eruption!
I think some chill time in the Vudoo Lounge will go well with my relaxed temperment now...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Dates on Mt. Eruptus are usually quite explosive. We're building a lava proof lounge up there. It can be accessed by a tesseract door from SHAKES.
Posted by ferroboy on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Did you see me and Spacey up there on our date today, FB? There was a big eruption!
Yeah, I noticed. I was so excited by it all that I had to put my energy into building a new Miss Terious suit of armor!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
I hereby rechristian the Vudoo Lounge as the Ultra Secret Headquarters to take Down the LMB Poster known as Bevis!
His wacking must be stopped.
Free sno-cones who all who enter
Posted by RTVU2 on :
I WILL HAVE MY DAY!
BAWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Posted by Judge Ded on :
Sno-Cones? cool >WHACK<
>takes sno-cone and runs away<
Posted by Lucien Judge on :
yay, sno-cones!
*whack whack*
And my whacking is very improtant I will have you know. 'm well on my way to discovering who the traitor is. It's just a matter of time now before all is revealed.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
*Gulp*
The LMB is only further divided during this crisis...
Hey! Sno-cones! Yum!
Posted by antacidlass on :
Don't eat too much and upset your stomach!!!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Judge Whacker here needs to go down! Whos with me?
This kangroo court is just a distraction to what is really going on in the background! It must stop so we can all focus on the probelm at hand.
By the way, what is the problem?
Also, you can never have enough sno-cones!
Posted by Lucien Judge on :
quote:Originally posted by RTVU2: Judge Whacker here needs to go down! Whos with me?
Me! I'm with you! Sounds like fun. What is really going on in the background? You mean with the Brads? Ignore them, they do that every now and again and if you point it out they'll just do it more to get attention. Best to pretend it's not happening and then they'll get bored and stop.
Ooooh, kangaroo courts suck. They need to be taken down! Yay!
Gosh, the LMBP is so divided that I'm now turning on myself. This doesn't bode well.
*whack* Ow, bastard *punch* Oooowww. Stop it or I shall turn the porcupine attack squad on you.
Ooooh, you wouldn't dare. Bitch.
Who are you calling a bitch. Arghhhh
(self contained bitch fight ensues. Everyone moves to a safe distance and agree that this can't be good)
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Methinks our poor Judge is an imposter and has replaced the real LMB Poster!
That or he likes to hit himself.
Guess I need to break this up. Where is that hose?
Posted by Lucien Judge on :
ooooh, hose me down, bwahahahahahah!!!!
You know what, i have a sneaking suspicion that i might be being mind controlled as well. I mean, I'm just going off a hunch here, but I'm behaving slightly out of the usual. I mean, not *much*, but a bit.
Hey, maybe a sno-cone might help!
*whack*
Nope, that just made a bit of a mess. Posted by Yellow Kid on :
Ha ha ha
Ok who spiked Lucien's meds with LSD? If he keeps this up he'll have to change his name to Chemical Imbalance King.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Well that hose didn't help.
Maybe a dunking in the pool over at Shakes will help.
And any snocone you spill boy you clean with your tongue!
Posted by Lucien Judge on :
Well that completely depends on where I spill it now doesn't it. Rawr.
Spiked my meds with LSD? My meds *are* LSD. Ooooh, maybe that's the problem....
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Lets not go there
maybe it time to take this to medicus one or go see the dear Doctor...
Posted by The Red Bee on :
No Snow-Cones for any of you anymore <evil grin>
*Dust blows away from the debris of the Snow-Cone stash of the Vudoo Lounge*
Posted by RTVU2 on :
THIS IS WAR!
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
NO ONE WILL GET IN MY WAY!
[ May 18, 2005, 04:52 PM: Message edited by: RTVU2 ]
Posted by Lucien Judge on :
See, war. That was what I was doing and everyone said I was turning into some manic despot. Humph. Well I'm sulking now and if you think I will come out and whack things then you have another think coming. *grumble grumble mutter mutter*
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Hey Bevis, I just got a secret message from a top secret poster to go to Ventura for the weekend. But we have to leave now! Want to join me in one of the fablous floating casinos?
Posted by Lucien Judge on :
ooh, sounds like fun. Ok, I'm not sulking any more because I'm off on a trip. Yay!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Cool. You can whack people there if you want. Let me inform our security chief of our mission.
Posted by Lucien Judge on :
Righty-ho. Do I need to bring the porcupine attack squad as well?
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Of course. We are going to VENTURA. We need an entourage.
Posted by Lucien Judge on :
Yay! They would get lonely and depressed if I left them behind.
Are we going in the LMBP Cruiser? I call shotgun!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
Cool. Lets go. Top secret mission time.
Do you think our bodyguards will do a good job?
On the real side, I am off to Vegas for the weekend. Later folks!
[ May 19, 2005, 12:13 PM: Message edited by: RTVU2 ]
Posted by Lucien Judge on :
See ya later!
I'll go off on the top secret mission with the porcupine attack squad then...
Posted by RTVU2 on :
I am back.
I don't know what happend to Bevis.
The squad is in shambles.
I don't remember what happened.
Why can't I remember! What happened to me! Where's Bev?
Posted by Lucien Judge on :
I'm here. I got sidetracked by an extra special secret mission which involved showing the Queen Mother (ie, my mam) around Manchester-World. But I'm back now, as confused as ever. Yay!
Posted by RTVU2 on :
<wack>
for leaving me. No more shotgun for you mister.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
What happens on Ventura stays on Ventura.
Posted by RTVU2 on :
I wished Bev had stayed!
I don't remember what even happend those days!
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Which is how these things stay on Ventura.
They don't kid around.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Am I the first one here at the Vudoo Lounge? I thought I smelled an election week buffet...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
*grabs plate and gets in line first*
Posted by dedman on :
Whoa, did someone say buffet?
Posted by rtvu2 on :
Come one and all for a 24 Hour Buffett. Ask about the House Specialites and other Surprises...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Come grab some of the excellent food at the buffet everyone!
This is a little preview of our Hot Air Balloon campaign that will take place, as we shower the citizens of Legion World with little trinkets! Vote Vu people!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Very nice, Vu. Feed them and they will come.
Good luck in the election!
Posted by Vee on :
Yum! Free food buffet!
Good luck in the election Vu! Posted by rtvu2 on :
Its Mexican Night tonight! From Tex-mex, to traditional interior Mexico and all the way from Spain - its all out. For dessert Flan with Kahula, Tres Leches and Fried Ice Cream!
Enjoy everyone!
Posted by Vee on :
*Vee pulls up a chair with a fork in one hand and a spoon in another*
Did someone say flan ... and tres leches? Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I'll just have a half-portion: I'll have una y media leches. Posted by Vee on :
quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: I'll just have a half-portion: I'll have una y media leches.
Here you can have half of mine...gives me an excuse to grab another! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Has the Dean Martin guy shown up yet? I gave him directions to this place.
Posted by rtvu2 on :
Finally the entertainment is here...
Get ready for the Midnight Madness Buffett. All you can eat pizza, brats and hotdogs! Don't forget the tamales too. For dessert? Krispy Kremes!
Enjoy kids!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Give a Legion Worlder a buffet and he'll eat for a day. But give a Legion Worlder strippers and buffet and well.....
Posted by dedman on :
Strippers?!!! Great Idea, I think I'll ummm... confiscate it.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Gosh! I thought the guys were going to get female strippers - not that Dean Martin look-alike taking it off. Is that why everyone left?
Posted by rtvu2 on :
Morning time LW!
Hot coffee and fresh pastries for breakfest!
Live entertainment will be tonight. I will have Cobie handle that!
Posted by walkwithcrowds on :
Free buffet AND strippers???
Wait till I get my wheelbarrow and my rubbergloves!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I've even had the ladies and lads make their show 'artsy' as to appeal to that large contingent of Legion World that prefers their erotic shows to have a good storyline!
That is, of course, for the very late night owls, as first there will be Poetry Slam, then dancing, then rousing war songs by Hrun, and later me battling lions in my jungle uniform (given to me by the Gorilla Tribes of Legion World).
So everyone prepare for a good time at the Vudoo Lounge! V to the U, vote Vu!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
That sounds like such a good show, I may just sit out the rest of the election right here.
Posted by rtvu2 on :
as always, Cobalt knows how to throw a good show. In honor of Hrun gracing us with an apperance we will let the fire pits blaze with roasted wild board and game tonight. Please enjoy a flagon of mead, ale and wine to quench your thirst.
Enjoy!
Posted by rtvu2 on :
After such a lively night last night, please join us for our relaxing Spa Lunch. Along with healthy salads and sandwichs, we will be setting appointments for free massages!
Please visit our Water Bar for a selection of the finest H20 from around the galaxy.
And don't forget to come back this weekend for a special surprise!
[ April 27, 2007, 09:35 AM: Message edited by: rtvu2 ]
Posted by rtvu2 on :
Reember to come by and get a free meal!
Now with a lovely staff...from space!
Posted by Vee on :
Just wanted to stop in and congratulate you on running a fun and spirited campaign. Good job!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Free cocktails this weekend as Vu prepares to join the Former Deputies Club.
Posted by rtvu2 on :
Yeah! Lets get sloshed!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
To Vu!
Soon, Hrun and I will be carrying a drunk Vu around the streets followed by cheering masses!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Man, these free cocktails are great! And they haven't ran out yet after four years!
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Regular or creamy? Isn't it just crushed ice with very intense syrup?
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Abin, dear. You know only moi serves you sweet cherry pie just the way you like it! Grab your spoon and follow me! ![[Stiletta]](graemlins/Stiletta.gif)
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Golly! I'd like a peach-cran-strawberry-grape w/ cream! Great renovations, VU!!! ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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gets no respect since ![[Krypto]](graemlins/Krypto.gif)
and ![[Streaky]](graemlins/Streaky.gif)
got all the limelight.
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? Poor, forgotten ![[LOL]](graemlins/lol.gif)
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