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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Pov - you left gum stuck to the bottom of the chair again. I'm not going on monitor duty after you anymore.

- Cobie
 

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Posted by Pov on :
 
Cobie- Your pompoms are back from the cleaners, but they had a delay with the outfit-- they'd never seen stains like that before!


 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
Rocky- No, you can't watch Animal Planet while you're on duty. I don't care if your cousin's going to be on the bird show-- record it.

- your LMBP Leader
 

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Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Cali,

Please don't turn the thermostat up so high. Remember, some of us are from cold climates.

Thanks!
Rocky
 

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Posted by Lard Lad on :
 
Yup--still dead!

-Lardy
 

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Posted by Pov on :
 
Will the last LW'er off monitor duty put Lardlad's corpse in the freezer? He's starting to smell a little.

~The Management
 

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Posted by Everyday Girl on :
 
Ohmygod! Miss Cali, where can I get one of those like ultra-faboo "Leader Lady Style" jackets???

EDG
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
EDG - Get off the computer right now and clean up your room.
 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
Brit- I got it at the Gay Green Giant's fashion botique. =)
 

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Posted by Harbinger on :
 
Sonnie, remember to buy milk!
 

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Posted by CJ Taylor on :
 
We're out of pie.
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
CJ - I had to throw it out after somebody decided to...er...take it on a date.

- Cobie
 

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Posted by CJ Taylor on :
 
People-

Do NOT date the pie.

Hungry man
 

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Posted by Language Arts Lad on :
 
Stuck to CJ's note:)

That's what the cake is for!
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Harbi-
come around more often! we miss ya!
 

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Posted by Pov on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Harbi-
come around more often! we miss ya!

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signed~ All of us!

P.S.- bring Sonnie by if you get the chance!
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Cobie,

Your statue has been destroyed.

Quislet, Esq.

PS: Don't throw out this note. We will need to use it again.
 

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Posted by Pov on :
 
To whoever broke Cobie's bidet statue... bring a mop...

~LW Custodial
 

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Posted by Pov on :
 
Cali,

Why is there a towel draped over your roomcam? Just wondering...

~Perv--uh, POV!
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Pov,

The cleaners called. They lost your pants again.
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Quis-

please stop terribly threatening us.

-anonymous
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
I ate all the funyuns.
 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
To whoever taped over my Pluto Beach holo-- I will find you.

-- your very annoyed neighborhood leader
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Stop eating all the funyuns!
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Gone to get more funyuns-back in bit
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Why are there funyun crumbs in the keyboard?
 

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Posted by Clive on :
 
What's a funyun?
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
set the monitor for FUNYUNS
 

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Posted by Clive on :
 
Oh...that's......nice. I think I recall now that Lard Lad liked those...a little too much.

<Note: I know what Funyuns are, but I'm in-character here--you know, naive former robot guy. Just to clarify! >
 

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Posted by Language Arts Lad on :
 
Hey! When you take the last Kono juice out of the dispenser- FILL IT BACK UP!
 

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Posted by Tamper Lad on :
 
Memo:

Debaucherous members of the LMB are reminded that their guests must be accompanied at all times while they are in the HQ.

Working is difficult when tripping over passed out Cheerleaders and Fratboys. We also have a credible threat that our enemies are recruiting evil leftist Bolshevik apprentices at Legion World Universities. Your guests may in fact be infiltrators.

Remember, though your pants are down keep your guard up.
 

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Posted by rtvu2 on :
 
Hey, who ate my sandwich!

Your Deputy Leader
 

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Posted by Yellow Kid on :
 
Get Milk!
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Yellow Kid- Got Milk

rtv2- was it bologna?

Tamper Lad- What pants?
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Supper's in the fridge. Heat 20 minutes at 350.
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
Schedule a 5,000 parsec oil change in the Legion Cruiser.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
We have a Legion Cruiser?

Why wasn't I told about it?
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Lad Boy-

hide your notes better. Quis isn't supposed to know about the cruiser.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
You're Stupid! All of YOU! Stupid!
 

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Posted by Pov on :
 
Quis,

"Won't you let me take you on a/

Space cruise?"

~Jake
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
What's this I here about bologna?

-Cobie Ram Boy
 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
Pov- where is my towel?

--Cali
 

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Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Clive,

Please be careful. Some of the vases at the Rookery didn't come from IKEA.

Thanks!

Rocky
 

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Posted by Pov on :
 
Cali-

I sent it down to the laundry room. Sorry if I shrunk it...

~
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Cobie,

The bookstore kalled. Yore dictionary is still on backe ordah. Hang in their.
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Cali-

Actor Lad called; he wants... um... either you're to ring him back, or give the ring back... I couldn't quite hear him right. He was slurring his words, and all the loud and drunk women in the background made it hard to hear him right.
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Kent -

Whatever you do, don't let Cali know where we took Actor!

- Cobie & Pov
 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
Boys of the LMBP- Bring my husband back or I'm calling Thora.

-- Your Very Annoyed LMBP Leader
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
(written in Pov's handwriting)

Dear Wife,

I have er.. have er.. gone to help some poor orphan childrens who don't have any parents. Yeah! Yeah! That's where I've gone.

Actor Lad
 

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Posted by Pov on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
ordah.

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He even -types- with a Bostonian accent...
 

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Posted by rtvu2 on :
 
Gone to New York City. Please refer all problems to...ah, who cares.

Later kids!
 

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Posted by ActorLad on :
 
To whom it may concern, please don't eat/smoke/drink Matango Mushrooms! There are many unpleasant side-effects. Colbalt, Kent, and Quis are now being put in strict quarentene for observation and so they can receive the help they need.
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
rtvu2-

New York called. They're gonna be LA all this week and have to reschedule -RB
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Would somebody please finish the Hallowe'en candy?
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Who's ready for some Christmas shopping?
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Pov-

Good job on the Actor Lad imprersonation of four posts ago. It looked so real, even I thought it was real before I got your PM.
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Count Vudoo -

Remember, should Cali be assassinted you'd be the top man. Something to consider!

- The Terrible Threateners
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Lad Boy-

I think Quis is still really PO'd about the cruiser bit. See the note Cobie found.
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
Ha ha, fooled you, there is no Legion Cruiser.

BTW -- Someone left the transmatter gate open all night.
 

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Posted by Pov on :
 
Wanted to make sure my booty call was gone before I woke up this morning-- I left the TMG on for her, sorry...
 

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Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
Would whoever left the Legion Cruiser in the SHAKES parking lot please retrieve same?

Abin
 

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Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
Would whoever left Inflatable Lass in the Transmitter Gate please choose a destination?

Abin
 

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Posted by Pov on :
 
Abin- Send her back to Lardie's closet for me, thanks.

~Signed,

NOT Pov...
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
There's a pair of of freshly washed, dried, and folded size XXXXXXL pineapple boxers on top of the dryer.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Everybody,

Pov's delusional again. He thought he had a booty call the other night.
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
Pov -- I think maybe your bookie called.
 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
Lad Boy- stop leaving your harness laying around. You know how Pov gets...

-- your (slightly disturbed) LMBP leader
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Caliente,

Your sugar daddy needs some sugar. About a cup and a half for the cake I'm making.
 

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Posted by KryptonKid on :
 
Notice To Everyone:

Please wipe off the Miracle Machine when you're done with it!

Thanks in advance,
Staff
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Rocky - call Opus.
 

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Posted by Pov on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Lad Boy:
There's a pair of of freshly washed, dried, and folded size XXXXXXL pineapple boxers on top of the dryer.

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OOH! If nobody claims them, I call dibs!

~Plus-sized Pov
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
All-

Computo's going through Pon Farr again, so make sure your disk drives and USB ports are covered.
 

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Posted by CJ Taylor on :
 
Please lower the desk chair at the end of your shift.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
CJ,

Please raise the desk chair at the end of your shift.
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Quis,

Please stop Terribly Threatening people. The neighbors are starting to complain.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Kent,

We have neighbors?

Quis
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Quis & Kent -

I invited the neighbors to dinner. 7 p.m.

FC
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
FC,

They had better enjoy it or else!
 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
Quis- That was a terrible threat.

-- Cali
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
I left 2 a bottles of wines on the counter for the dinner party.

hic.
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
Who's been in my Funyuns?
 

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Posted by rtvu2 on :
 
To the owner of the Funyuns, we gave them to the neighbors.
 

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Posted by Thora on :
 
ATTN: cretinous male


ha! Made you look!
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Thora - I borrowed your black cashmere turtleneck.
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
Hey -- somebody left this really tiny, black, fuzzy sweater in the super clothes dryer of space.

Looks like it was supposed to have been dry cleaned.
 

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Posted by CJ Taylor on :
 
The "Alert" light is flickering on and off again.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
CJ,

Ignore it. That's what the rest of us do.
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
If you ever want to see Ram Boy again leave ONE million Canadian dollars in a brown paper bag outside the Super Porta-Potty...of SPACE! And you best better be quick about it too!

Yours truly and we mean business,

Ram B...The Kidnappers

P.S. You really should buy some larger Post-Its
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Shopping List

Large Post-its
Wine
Black Sweater
Funyuns
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Shopping List

Large Post-its
Wine
Black Sweater
Funyuns

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quote:

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Originally posted by Lad Boy:

quote:

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Shopping List

Large Post-its
Wine
Black Sweater
Funyuns

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brown paper bags

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quote:

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Originally posted by Kid Napper:
SALE SALE SALE
ULTRA DEALS!
COLOSSAL SAVINGS!

1 Ram Boy

Was $1,000,000.00

This weekend only* Ram Boy can be yours for ONLY $100.00!!!
AND we‘ll throw in TWO bags of deliciously oniony Funyuns!

ONLY $100.00 !?! THAT’S INSANE!

ACT NOW! Supplies are limited so DON'T MISS OUT!

- The (More Bang for your Buck!) Kidnappers

P.S. We STILL mean business**

*Sale ends at midnight Sunday November 11th. All sales final.
**(CRAZY SAVINGS BUSINESS!!!)

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If you throw in a comfy chair, you've got a deal.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Kent,

Hold on. In a bit, they'll be wanting to pay us to take Ram Boy back.
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Quis,

I doubt they could meet my standards for a comfy chair, anyway.
 

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Posted by rtvu2 on :
 
Who taped over my video with America's Next Top Model?

Anyway thanks.
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Time Teller Lad - Please synchronize all our clocks.
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
I'm back Legion World!

Just a few questions,

- Why did they give me a $200.00 cashier's check made out to Quis?
- Where are all my porn...natural art magazines?
- And why is my room filled with clocks?
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Welcome back Ram Boy. Monday is your day to do the dishes.
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
All-

Who drank all my Silverale!?

The culprit had better replace it by 8 p.m. EST if you know what's good for you. I've never used Bureau of External Affairs (TM) personnel to investigate any LWer (well, almost never), and you DON'T want me to start now!

-K
 

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Posted by Faraway Lad on :
 
Found

One barrel bottle of Silverale left lying around in a locked room

Owners contact Cobalt Kid for return


Hic!
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 

 

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Posted by rtvu2 on :
 
Don't forget the Sharpies to write the messages either. The click kind!
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
Ram Boy --

It's over between us. I'm leaving!

LB

(back in 30 minutes, we can start up again then.)
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
("accidentally" spils whiteout over the partenthetical postscript)
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
(oh darn, some incredibly drunk or otherwise incapacitated Legionworlder who should never be allowed to possess office supplies spilled white-out on my post it. Fortunately it was in Braille, so the discoloration will have no effect on Ram Boy's ability to get the message.)

All --

The locksmith will be at 1:00 to put new locks on the liquor locker and the medicine cabinet.

LB
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
LB-

Please reconsider. The French rugby team meant NOTHING to me. I was thinking of the Italian swim team the whole time.

-RB
 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
Ram Boy-- On behalf of the LMBP, we're glad you've been returned to us.

-- Your LMBP Leader

P.S. It's your turn to pick up the beer and chips. Good thing you got back in time, huh?
 

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Posted by rtvu2 on :
 
Ram Boy:

Don't forget the dip either.
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
I burned all the previous post-its.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
FC,

Someone from the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) called asking for you.
 

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Posted by Time Teller Lad on :
 
Ram Boy,

I've moved all my stuff out of your room and put all your stuff back. Could you please explain to me the purpose of the items in Box 41B?

Thanks!
TTL
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
If the EPA calls again, tell them I'm out planting trees.
 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
Ram Boy-- Still waiting on those beer and chips. And dip. (Thanks, Co-Leader Man!) Oh, and still glad you're back.

-- LMBP Leader Lady
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Madame Leader-

chips - Funyuns OK?
beer - Lite?
dip - Onion? French Onion? French Canadian Onion? French Canadian Separatist Onion?

BTW - Glad to be back

TTL - Did you also find Box 41B-1? It's smaller and has a bunch of batteries inside.
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
LW --

There's a small box of depleted batteries on the sofa table. Please take them to Sears or Radio Shack to be disposed of properly.

LB
 

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Posted by rtvu2 on :
 
Did anyone get Harbi's milk?
 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
Ram Boy-- Not Funyuns, real chips! Lays or tortilla or something. Lite Beer is fine with me, I'm watching my bodatious figure. Use your best judgment on the dip. And pick up some milk too, please.

-- Your Leader (Drunk with Power...)
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Whoever bought the dill pickle yogurt that's gone all slimy in the fridge, please throw it out. Or eat it. Your choice.
 

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Posted by Clive on :
 
Ugh! Wish I threw it out! Hope I don't ralf again at Rocky's place!

-Clive
 

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Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Clive,

Sffenyskus has left a mop and bucket in your room at the Rookery. He said you'll know what it's for.

Rocky
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Remember tomorrow is "bring your Young Sentient Life-form to Work" Day!
 

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Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
All,

Please dispose of used post-it notes properly. (i.e. by making Paper Mache Farm Animals out of them.)

Note to Pov: The Paper Mache Farm Animals go in Cobie's room, not the refrigerator or hanging from the ceiling fan.
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
All,

When looking at explicit sites on the Board, which you should NOT be doing but are good at getting away with anyway, please remember to close the windows and mute the sound before answering calls for help from planetary leaders, ambassadors, space nuns or minors.

Tissues are recommended as a courtesy for those in the next shift.
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Ibby-

Welcome back! We've missed you!
 

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Posted by rtvu2 on :
 
Out of TP. Cobie its your turn.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
rtvu2,

Why don't we just get more TP rather than using Cobie?
 

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Posted by Clive on :
 
Pardon--I'm new to being human--but: "explicit sites"? "tissue"?

Am I missing something?

-Clive
 

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Posted by Nova Girl on :
 
I have a few tickets to the Colonel's Annual Holiday Orphan Benefit Dinner Pageant and Ball left.

There are single and couple's tickets as well as one entire table.

Also, since my original date has been added to the injured roster (guys are so fragile) I need a date for the event. So if you look good in a tux and aren't afraid of getting hurt during the dance call me.

Veronica
 

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Posted by Clive on :
 
Veronica, if you're still looking for a date, I'm available.

-C.
 

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Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Ronnie,

I'll take the full table. Let's see. There's Tim, Hyvvie, Old Dutch, Sffenyskus, Adelie (if she's back by then), me, of course. Clive seems to be taken care of. Hey, how many are at a table anyway? I write really small. That's how I can fit all this on one little Post-It. Anyhoo, let me know about the table.

Thanks,
Rocky
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Gang-

CHiPs-n-dip are here! And it wasn't easy talking Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox into slathering themselves with guacamole just to come over (Well, to be honest, it wasn't all that hard, either). Oh, and they kind of drank all the beer (and a couple bottles of Scotch) on the way here...sorry.

-Ram (did I get my first mission right? huh-huh did I?) Boy
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
RB

Our previously scheduled discussion of Diff'rent Strokes and the Facts of Life is postponed.

LB
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Where the magnifying glass? I need to read Rockhopper Lad's post-it message.
 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
Ronnie-- Me and Actor Lad are there. Ah, marital bliss.

-- Cali


Whoever drank my Gatorade-- I hate you. When I find you, I will make you pay.

-- Your (very hungover) LMBP Leader
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Shopping List:

Rainbow post-its
Gatorade
Tylenol
TP
Magnifying glass
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Ronnie - the Colonel's Annual Holiday Orphan Benefit Dinner Pageant and Ball would make a great Holiday Thread on the MMB! I'd suggest starting it and letting chaos ensue.

Cobie - Invisible Brainiac
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Anyone want some leftover turkey cassarole?
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
All --

I have removed all turkey-part shaped things from the refrigerator.

The EPA hazmat squad will be here shortly to properly dispose of them.

L'Boy
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
LB-

That was turkey? I thought that was cotton candy! No wonder it needed so much high fructose corn syrup to taste better.

I think I'm going to call in sick for a few days...
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
LW-ers --

Please sign the get-well soon card for Kent.

L'Boy
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Lad Boy,

I don't think Kent will appreciate the scantily clad male model posing as a doctor card as much as you think he would.
 

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Posted by CJ Taylor on :
 
Someone left the hot plate running again...
 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
F.Y.I.-- Future's back! (I don't actually know Future but I think it's a big deal...)

-- your friendly neighborhood LMBP Leader
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Does that mean we can take down all the "I miss Future" post-its?
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Ceremonial supper to night for Future & friends - 8 pm
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
what time zone?
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
All of them.
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
that only leaves me 6 minutes to get ready!
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
You are already late in some time zones.
 

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Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Kent,

Can I borrow that get-well card for a while?

Thanks!

Rocky
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Quislet's birthday - surprise party at 11 pm. Scantily clad doctor will jump out of cake.
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
appt w/dr @ 11:15
 

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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
All - please remember we can see you in the shower, so don't 'do that'.

- phantom zone criminals
 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
PZC-- What makes you think that's not part of your punishment?

-- Pov Cobalt Kid, Chief of the Security Office... for life
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Attention Legion World leadership:

It has come to our attention that you are subjecting prisoners to cruel and unusual punishment. Please cease and desist, or we will have to take action.

-Dark Oval Region Human Rights NGO, Inc.
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
Legion Worlders (i.e. Ram Boy)--

Please return the cat 'o nine tails, handcuffs, gag and blindfold to my locker.

There will be no questions asked (unneeded because the video surveillance from the security office.)
 

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Posted by Everyday Girl on :
 
Ohmygod!

Whichever one of you pervs has been using the survielance system to peep the LWHS Cheerleader's Shower Room, has a big surprise coming.

It'll be a real blast next time you tune in...

Brit & My
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Brit,

Is the surveillance systems still ok to use to look into the Men Locker room?
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
LW -

After seeing surveillance footage of the Men's Locker room I suggest we rename it Lad Boy's Love Lair

- Ram Boy
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Abin-

could you mop up the men's locker room floor? It seems a bit sticky lately.
 

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Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
a dozen eggs
cinnamon pop tarts
2% milk - 1 gallon
heavy cream - 1 qt
Ginger ale
handcuffs (2)
leather chaps
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Kent,

I'm going shopping with Lad Boy. Could you cover monitor duty for me?
 

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Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Folks,

Who ate the icing I was going to put on the cake I just baked? That was good icing too!

Rocky the Baker
 

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Posted by Caliente on :
 
Sentients--

You only have one day left to vote! Don't forget your civic duty.

-- The Election Tyrant
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Who has monitor duty? Is it my turn again?

We need more Post-it pads. Sketch Lad has been using them to make little flip-it cartoons.
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Hint: the chocolate eggs are hidden behind the dictionary on the top shelf.
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
To whoever "borrowed" all my green and white jelly beans, I WILL find out who you are, and you WILL be sorry. - Ram Miffed Off Boy
 

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Posted by Teronna on :
 
Quislet, Esq. -

Please stop your rampant lemur abuse, or else we'll be forced to inflict bodily harm upon your person. Thanks!

-NSPL (National Society for the Protection of Lemurs)
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Will whoever let the NSPL in please stop doing so. They keep turning on the sprinklers, trying to turn this place into a rain forest.
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Shopping list:

Umbrella
Mop
Green & white jellybeans
Ferns
 

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Posted by Set on :
 
Attn all.

If you find a thing that you can't identify curled up in one of your boots or hidden under your pillow, it might be mine.

Also, it might be sentient. Do not feed it chocolate, under any circumstances.
 

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Posted by Teronna on :
 
Found: One small unidentifiable creature. Seems to like chocolate. Oh my God!! Djkleoi $^#&$&*(#bovpcpa nm^&#$I789as dkfdkk...... (the rest in indecipherable)
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Was Teronna dictating or did she take the time to write out her strangled cry?

PS. Abin there are some blood stains on the floor of the monitor room. Although you've probably realized that while reading this note.
 

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Posted by Teronna on :
 
Fat Cramer, can you add Band-Aids to the shopping list? The jumbo-sized ones, thanks.

And has anyone seen my dictator? Little Mussolini the dictating bot is lost! Five earth-dollars and whatever else is in my pockets at the moment to whoever finds him!
 

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Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
Whoever stuck the Dictating Bot and the small unidentifiable creature in Cobie's Kewl Kids Klub Kloset please retrieve same and find some way of keeping their cyborg offspring from eating my cleaning supplies!

PS Cramey, please add jumbo size post-it notes, brillo pads, and Extra-Super-Duper Strength Mr Clean... of Space, to the shopping list.
 

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Posted by CJ Taylor on :
 
Careful of the Cake thread... it's acheived sentence.
 

---

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
CJ-

Make sure Homer Lad is informed of this immediately!
RJ Burns is quite concerned about him of late.
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Legion World -

My Cars cover band Sounds Like The Cars will be performing later in the social hall. Tickets are cheap and plentiful. BYOEverything

-Ram (Ric Ocasek Lad) Boy
 

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Posted by Blockade Boy on :
 
What's a "car?"
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Legion World-

After rehearsing we have decided to rename ourselves Sounds Like Devo Being Hit By A Car. Tickets are free and plentiful. BYODictionary

Ram (New Wave Boy) Boy
 

---

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Everyone-

Cobalt Kid has been infected with the sandiegus excitimus virus. Please help him... by catching the bug yourselves!
 

---

Posted by icefire on :
 
Anybody miss me?
 

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Posted by Nightcrawler on :
 
Wow! Icy! Welcome back!
 

---

Posted by icefire on :
 
Thanks Its really been awhile hasn't it?
 

---

Posted by Everyday Girl on :
 
Ohmygod! Wow! It's really him! Like Mr Icyflirtyfire himself in the cyber-flesh!

So do we like flirt now or what?


 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Party in the rec room for Icefire's return.
 

---

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
don't forget the silverale!
 

---

Posted by icefire on :
 
Oh wow I like parties!
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
And parties like you! Everybody's invited!
 

---

Posted by icefire on :
 
Hey Cramer how are you doing its been a really long time hasn't it?
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Call maid service to clean up after party. Janitor still dancing.
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Legion Worlders,

Please start posting Post-Its again.

Thanks,
Rocky
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Could somebody abridge all fourteen pages and stick the summary to my locker on their way out ?

Oh, and thanks for stocking the vending machine with vanilla soy milk. You all are the greatest.

Cheers.

cleome
 

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Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
 
Reminder to self: Pick up postage and a large envelope in case I want to sen LSH #50 back.

Also, Peanut Butter. Non tainted kind.
 

---

Posted by Blockade Boy on :
 
Brainy 5 and Brainy 5.1, when school is over, please remember to let Brainy reboot out of the locker. Thanks,

Principal Levitz.
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Cobie,

Missed you in NYC ...

SL
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Shark Lad,

Please report to the gym for target practice so you won't miss so much in the future.
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Lad Boy,

Will you marry me?

Rockerhopper Lad,

- If LB says yes, will you be my best man?
- If LB says no, will you marry me?

Ram Boy
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Ram Boy,

If they both say no, I have a big box of chocolates for consolation.

FC
 

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Posted by LardLad on :
 
Ram Boy,

Who proposes on a frickin' Post-It?!?!?

Yeesh!

-Lard
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Attention, LMB:

I'm gonna' kick a rear end or two when I find out who took my chocolates. I was saving those, you grabby [remainder of message blacked out] !

-- cleome

[ February 09, 2009, 03:27 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
 

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Posted by Blockade Boy on :
 
In another vibrational plain, this post-it is pink.
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
Who used all the post-its?
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
dedman,

Have you checked that cabinet right over the paper-cutter ? I try to keep it stocked, but...

-- cleome
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
When are we going to get some more of those chocolates again? They were delicious!
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Lardy,

Good question! Answer - Not Me!

LB/Rocky,

Retracting my proposal(s). Sorry.

-Ram Boy
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Cramer,

Do you still have that box of chocolates at the ready?

Thanks,
Rocky
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Shady,

How you doin?

S.L.


 

---

Posted by Exnihil on :
 
Shark Lad,

Would you please remember to dry off before handling the Post-Its? They get all warped and lose their adhesion.

Thanks again,
Ex
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Rocky -

There's half a box of chocolates on my desk. Help yourself. Just don't tell Cleome.

FC
 

---

Posted by Yellow Kid on :
 
Please inform the staff if there is anything special you need for this year's Klordny Day celebration.
-YK
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
I'm sleeping it off in the basement, since I have to meet up with that Erin character in four hours over some damn SciPol thing. My ring is switched off for a reason. Please take any monitor-related issues to FC for the duration. She owes me.

Thanks.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Who peed in the pool?

Was it you, Gilly?
 

---

Posted by Yellow Kid on :
 
Attention Matter Smoker Lad:

Please refrain from using the Miracle Machine to wish for more Doritos.

Thank you - YK
 

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Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
 
Matter Smoker Lad

Don't listen to YK. I was at the beach that day and it was SWEET. Here's a picture of me and the family.
Next time, wish for dip too.
 

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Posted by Yellow Kid on :
 
Legionnaires -
All cellular phone and omnicoms registered in the 3boot universe are now inactive. Rollover minutes may be applied to new old reactivated accounts in the JohnsVerse for a small fee.

Please direct applications/comments/rants/blame to Dan Didio, Paul Levitz or Mark Waid.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Please make sure you close the hangar doors all the way upon both departure and arrival, People. Heating fuel isn't exactly cheap right now, and Spring isn't exactly around the corner, either.

Thanks.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Yellow Kid on :
 
Sorry Cleome. Matter Smoker Lad forgot the guacamole dip and I used my Walking Ring to hurry back to get it. I guess I forgot to lock the door the second time.
My bad.
 

---

Posted by Acid Digestion Lad on :
 
Seriously..someone clean up this huge mess of post its i'm writing on top of. I'd do it but I found some dip and am now in search of chips.
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Who's been responding to the memory enhancement spam?

Oh wait, that was me.
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
Could everyone chip in so we can take Clive to the Hoothcie Hut, the poor guy needs it
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Cleome,

Felt bad about everyone eating your chocolates.

Left a new box in your panty drawer.

Happy (and kind of creepy) Valentines Day!
 

---

Posted by Yellow Kid on :
 
Dedman-
Excellent suggestion. If Superman can have a Happy Ending so can Clive.
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Ram Boy,

I've been going commando every day of my tenure here. I dunno' whose drawers you were leaving festive gifts in, but they sure as blazes weren't mine.

It's okay, though. It's the thought that counts.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by LardLad on :
 
Deds & YK,

Psst! Hootchie Hut ain't gonna do it for Clive--it ain't his scene (if ya know what I mean ).

--Lardster
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
Lardy -

Couldn't we bring him on Ladies night?
 

---

Posted by shenu on :
 
All of you -

Watch your back
 

---

Posted by Space Ranger on :
 
shenu, come up with a new shtick... the vague threat one is old!


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Who designates someone an Arch Villain anyway?)
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Someone called for Amanda Hold.

Does anyone know where I can find Amanda Hold?
 

---

Posted by Space Ranger on :
 
Quis, someone named Anita Hug called for you...


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(But he forgot to leave his number...)
 

---

Posted by Yellow Kid on :
 
Ok, who shot Cobalt Kid?
-we may save some time by eliminating who doesn't have a motive first-
 

---

Posted by Disaster Boy on :
 
well...i haven't slept with him so that exonerates me right!
 

---

Posted by My Wee Fem on :
 
Would whoever posted the odds on "Who Shot CK" please take my name off of the list...

Those weren't my bunny slippers under his bed...
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Shopping List:

Chocolates (organic, free trade)
Bullet-proof vest (just in case)
Bunny slippers, size 8
 

---

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
 
Quis-
Amanda Hoggenkiss called. Staying with Jenny. 867-5309 after 5pm. RSVP.
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Exnihil

Dan Didio called ... something about meeting him in a dark alley ...

S.L.
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
LMB:

While I was on duty last night, this lovely bouquet from one "Wanda Foolaround" was delivered to the front desk by that hunky UPS dude. Alas, some cappuccino spilled on the card and envelope while he was, er, greeting Lad Boy, made determining the intended recipient impossible. Thus I have left them here for all of my friends and colleagues to enjoy. Please don't ruin the true spirit of love and sharing by eating them or stuffing them down the front of your pants.

XOXO

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Gay Green Giant on :
 
Lost:
One size 149 bunny slipper - the left one
 

---

Posted by Sir Roy on :
 
Who is Justin Thyme? IMPORTANT
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Sir Roy,

Been wondering the same thing, only about this guy ? Could there be a connection ?

-- cleome

[ August 19, 2010, 07:44 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
 

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Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :
 
Someone needs to buy more cheese -- the pantry's empty.
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Be Back Later - Have gone out for some cheese.

Q, Esq.
 

---

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
<post-it falls off monitor, revealing old one>

"Who is the Traveler?! K.S., any ideas?" - C.K.
 

---

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
(good lord!)

(I really need ot call in my top officers from the Bureau of External Affairs (tm) on this one!)

(leaves new note:)

All-
I'm going to be off visiting the League of Non-Aligned Worlds for a few days. Whatever happens do NOT let Gary Concord, Clive or anyone else who might compromise security know this.
-Kent
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Hey guys -

the electrical bill is due on the 23rd. Would everyone please put 5 credits in the cookie jar on top of the fridge?

FC
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Gone fishing ...

S.L.
 

---

Posted by Pov on :
 
All LW'ers are responsible for laundering their own linens.

I have to draw the line somewhere.

Custodially Yours,
~AQ
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Fat Cramer -

Cookie jar full of cookies

- 4 Chocolate Chip
- 7 5 Peanut Butter
- 6 Oatmeal raisin
- 36 Low Fat Colon Cleaning Bran Bars
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Does anyone mind me switching out the low fat colon cleaning bran bars with chocolate covered mint cookies?
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Legion Worlders,

I'm worried about your chocolaty, minty colons.
Also, who "borrowed" my Horny Helmet?

- RB
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Attention, LMB:

But what about Ernie Colon ?
 

---

Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
 
"Are the Traveler and Justin Thyme one and the same?" - Jailbait Lass
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Today:

Pay electrical bill
Feed colon cleansing bars to birds
Bake cookies
Invite Justin and Ernie to supper (fish?)
Google "horny helmet"
 

---

Posted by Disaster Boy on :
 
need more post-its!
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Running errands related to LMB elections. Washer-dryer repair should be here no later than 11 AM. Please show tech to the laundry room, following proper I.D. verification.

Thanks.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
If the washer repairman is Sven, plase direct him to my room.

Quis
 

---

Posted by Everyday Girl on :
 
To: Anybody who accidentally looks at the monitor board during their shift.

From: Everyday Girl, Acting Chief of Security

Subj: Gary Concord, I want to know where he is and who he's been seen with, and I want to know now!!
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Girl Scout Cookie Lass has your orders in, folks. Remember President Allon's historic adage that even cookies qualify as health food so long as you don't scarf down the whole damn box at once.

Oh, and I restocked the milk and milk substitutes. Please remember to use coasters on the coffee table.

Have a great week.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
 
Has anyone seen my Boa Constrictor? I need to find her before her babies are born. If you see her, just scream.
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Has anyone seen my new puppy? I need to find her before the Boa Constrictor does.
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Found - 1 large snake with a big lump in it's middle. Very moody, likes pickles.

Found - 1 adorable puppy w/scratched up dog tag that says:

F T CRAM 'S UPPY

IF FO ND ALL AT C AMER
 

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Posted by Gary Concord, an Ultra Man on :
 
For Sale, Matching Snakeskin Boots, Belt, and Watchband, Expensive... but Worth It!
 

---

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
K.S., the Traveler = Justin Thyme. Tell you how I know later, but it confirms your theories. - C.K.
 

---

Posted by Triple G on :
 
Who's the joker that put all these eggs in my fuzzy pink house shoe?
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
ATTENTION ERIC VIOLETTE FANS!


The Eric Violette Fan Club will be meeting in the rec room at 3:00 pm today. Please wear your I Love Eric Violette T-Shirts and bring your Eric Violette violet Trapper Keepers.

Todays discussion: If Eric Violette were to join Legion World should his username be "Super Dreamy Boy" or "Shrinking Eric Violette". Be advised that a heated debate is expected, so please remain civil.

- Ram Boy,
President of the Eric Violette Fan Club (Legion World Chapter)
 

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Posted by Set on :
 
Attn;
Anyone showing up for the meeting of the Eric Violette Fan Club who has no idea who he is and just wanted to chat up Ram Boy will get the spanking that they so richly deserve.

Poseurs be warned!
 

---

Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
Cobie-

Cancelling our 3:00 p.m. "Good spellers make good leaders" lecture, gonna go chat up R.B. at some Eric-somebody something.
--Lad
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Attention:

The spankings will continue until morale ceases to improve.

-- cleome
 

---

Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

DIE YOU BASTICH THREAD!!!

DIE! DIE! DIE!

THE stack of brand new post-it-notes left in easy reach HAS REACTIVATED THE AUTO-Post-it-Note FEATURE OF ABIN'S COMPUTER!

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES! ONLY ABIN'S AUTO-Post-It-Notes ARE REAL AUTO-Post-It-Notes!

paid for by the committee to cover the Monitor Board with post it notes!
oops,wrong thread!
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Phone computer tech to come look at Abin's computer
 

---

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
 
Abin-
The milk went bad. Don't drink it or you may get sick and act all goofy.
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
The doughnuts in the breakroom are for everybody. Just don't be greedy.
 

---

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
 
Everyone: Please flush! You know who you are. A little Lysol wouldn't hurt either.
 

---

Posted by Everyday Girl on :
 
Ohmygod! Ewwww... There's like green mung growing on some donuts in the breakroom and the bathroom smells like a hippo died in there...

I am like not following Pov on the duty roster any more...
 

---

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
EDG-

Those are not donuts. Those are the Palmusian ambassadors. The filth and stench of the breakroom best emulates their native methane marshland homeworld, so we placed them there instead of the VIP suites. Please do not disturb them; we need Palmusian support to keep the Dark Square in check.
 

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Posted by Nova Girl on :
 
YOU + ME ========> Charity ball

I seem to have lost my date for the charity ball. I saw him sobbing like a baby with disappointment, don't end up like him and call if you wanna go with me.

I also have several pairs of tickets available. Unfortunately one of them is with the Palmusian delegation.
 

---

Posted by Yellow Kid on :
 
OMG-
the bathroom!

"Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."
- Corporal Hicks
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Folks,

Again with the Palmusian jokes ? I guess it's time for another Diversity Seminar. [see posted schedule] Lunch will not be provided.

-- cleome
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
*checks Diversity Seminar schedule*

Who wants to go to lunch with me around 1ish?
 

---

Posted by stephbarton on :
 
Who wants to go lunch with me so I can get out of lunch with Quis?
 

---

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Steph-
I know a great little place that specializes in tomato dishes, so Quis won't want to be within a mile of it.
 

---

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
 
MLLASH-please stop using all the Post-its for your drawings.
 

---

Posted by stephbarton on :
 
Kent- It's a date!

Quis-- I can't make it the day of diversity training, I'll be sick
 

---

Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
Who posted the new list of Palmusian jokes in the conference room?

The Diversity Seminar Facilitators want the web address so they can download their own copy...
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Quis ...

Please see me re: a minor legal matter ... I'll be in my tank ...

S.L.
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Who replaced the main com's duckling 'n kitten cartoon screensaver with that '08 Xmas party pic of Shark and Quank in their matching tanks (the black silk ones) ?

People, I appreciate "art" as much as the next decrepit old woman who never goes out, but c'mon. You have your own computers for that sort of thing.

Tsk.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
The Break Room refrigerator will be fumigated on Wednesday.

Take anything you want saved out by midnite Tuesday.

The Initial Radiation Bombardment begins promptly at 1 am Wed.
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
The laundry chute is not to be used as a slide.
 

---

Posted by Everyday Girl on :
 
Ohmygod! Mr Quizzy-Poo is an old fuddy-duddy!

"Like slip-slidin' away..."
 

---

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
EDG- Quis is just kidding. Everyone uses it as a slide... even him.
 

---

Posted by Everyday Girl on :
 
Ohmygod! Like so what? He's still an old Fuddy-Duddy! Click Here For A Spoiler


"Like slip-slidin' away..."
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Everyday Girl, Just a reminder that this month is your turn to clean the bathrooms. Lardy's really needs a cleaning.
 

---

Posted by Everyday Girl on :
 
Ohmygod! That Stinks!

Gramps is the like janitor... Not ME!

Where's that Rassa-Frassin' Gas Mask?
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Call Pablo the pool guy ...
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Sharklad, You can find Pablo in my room. The poor dear didn't have a place to stay
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Yes, I cleaned the BBQ grill. No, the buildup did NOT "add to the food's flavor." Bleeping whiners.

-- cleome
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Quis,

When you're done with Pablo, please send him and his hose down to the pool ...

it needs to be vacuumed ...

S.L.
 

---

Posted by Caliente on :
 
Everyone!

I am missing my husband. If you see him, please send him to me A-Sap. I am in need of a foot massage.

-- Cali
 

---

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
 
Whoever keeps doing it-

Licking Post-its doesn't make them stick, just smell funny.

So please STOP!
 

---

Posted by Jailbait Lass on :
 
Poverty Lad, please erase the browser history when you are done...even the titles of those websites are offensive!

Thanks! XOXO

Lolita
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
The dumbwaiter is not a substitute for the laundry chute. Please deposit your laundry in the chute or in the hamper outside the second floor bathroom.
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Pick up apology card for Mrs. Kintner
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Look, you get one SSI number, and that's it, People. I don't care how many alternate identities you have. I'm not covering up for you with the staff accountants, and that's final.

Yeesh.

--cleome

[ March 24, 2009, 10:28 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
 

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Posted by Yellow Kid on :
 
Found:
A heart, in San Francisco.
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Please don't respond to those Time Shares of Space. We then get tons of spam.
 

---

Posted by Mary Hatch on :
 
Eryk Davis Ester, the copy of Brent Wood's memoirs of Tommy Tomorrow from the 22nd Century you requested is now at the library!

- Mary Hatch
 

---

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
 
All Earth-based LMB'ers-
Remember tax day is April 15th.

All Mars-based LMB'ers-
Remember your tax days is Greebnot 11th.
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
All LMB tax-evaders:

A special Tesseract door will open at noon, Wednesdays, for the month of April.
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Good Afternoon.

H&R Block has been robo-calling the front desk and leaving the message "We will bury you" once an hour for six days running now. (Their Muzak is particularly bad, too.)

If anyone knows anything about this, please see me immediately;Or contact the Security Office at your earliest convenience.

Sincere Thanks.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Pov-

Cut out the fake H&R Block robocalls. You are NOT going to succeed in tricking anyone into sending you a check.
 

---

Posted by Blockade Boy on :
 
Jo: if you kidnapp Tom Izzo one more time to coach your moopsball team I will confiscate your keys to the time bubble.

Brainy
 

---

Posted by Yk on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Please don't respond to those Time Shares of Space. We then get tons of spam.

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Rody the Super-Rat:
There's a terrified, acrophobic Abin cowering on the roof. Who teleported him up there without his power ring?

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Abin Quank:
All,

Luckily Abin is married to Legion World's most powerful Sorceress...

I'm just sayin'...

---

Abin, meet me outside the authentic British pub
 

---

Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
Ceej, you cuddly little devil, stop by the 85th floor corner office... Pagan Lass wants to meet you in person.
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Please sweep up the donut crumbs. They are attracting Tulvanian Witch Ants, who also enjoy eating wallboard.
 

---

Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :
 
(written on the Mission Monitor Board itself)

We're out of Post-Its.
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Dude, there's a whole gross of brand-new orange Post-It's right in the supply cupboard. Or there was. Oh, wait. Rodents. Orange-colored squares. Never mind.

I'll be at Office Despot for an hour, if anyone's looking for me.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :
 
It must have been Cheddar-Eater Rat. That guy can (and will) eat anything.
 

---

Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by cleome:
I'll be at Office Despot for an hour, if anyone's looking for me.

---

Beware the Office Despot. He's a tyrannical micro-manager who only lets you have one five-minute coffee break a day.
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
cleome -

The next time you go to the Office Despot's office for an "hour", could you please ask him to rethink firing UPS Guy? I really enjoy it when he delivers.

- RB
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Ram Boy,

Since the last wave of layoffs, the only guy they ever send over is that Dwight Schrute lookalike who never bathes. Sorry.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Yk on :
 
Hockey Team pep rally today in the Gym. The LMB Cheer Squad will show off their new jams highlighted with a saxaphone performance by Principal Peter of the LMB Academy!!

B=there>B=square
 

---

Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
All, Notes are to be left on the whiteboard areas between the holo-screens, NOT on the holo-screens themselves!

It's called monitor duty for a reason people...
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Step lightly, Folks.

Yellow Submarine Lad is in one of those moods again.

-- cleome
 

---

Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
Kent,

You invited the Palmusians, you clean up after them...

AQ
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Shopping List:

Mops
Bleach
Fireworks
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
The next lazy florger who stores fireworks and propane in the designated smokers area is going to be in big trouble. Do the math, People. Life is too short to spend bereft of eyebrows and/or fingertips.

Laziness kills. Carry it all the way from the loading dock to its proper place, or don't carry it at all.

Sincerely,

cleome
 

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Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
In case nobody noticed our fearless Deputy Leader is in one of her moods again...

Be vewy vewy quiet, she's hunting lazy wascaly wabbits!
 

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Posted by Tamper Lad on :
 
I'm going to the 9 Planets ice cream shop after dinner. Anyone coming with?
 

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Posted by 3-G on :
 
Does anybody know what that eerie green flickering glow on the third floor is all about?

Just askin..
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
LW -

Just finished redecorating the 3rd floor!

Used Glidden's Green Zombie Mist as a paint color, and replaced all the old bulbs with more energy efficient Flick-n-Glo Flouresents!

The result, though far from the Hollywood Regency look I was aiming for, is still breathtaking!
 

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Posted by Blockade Boy on :
 
Wednesday's Ice Cream Special at 9P
- Bismollian Hash.

Don't think I can make it today TL.
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
I'm tired. Make your own breakfasts.
 

---

Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
 
Tamper Lad,
Someone left the freezer open. You now have had a milkshake with the 9 Planets ice cream you brought home. Had to drink toss it.
AFOB
 

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Posted by Raging Bull on :
 
Cobie,

The hospital called, and apologized for accidentally removing your spelling gland.
 

---

Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
Leader Man Lardy...

Nothing, I repeat Nothing in the LMB Constitution says you can just make a big mess in here and walk off...

Nothing!
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
Cleome,

Thanks for the catnip, my cats are loving it!
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
dedman,

Are you sure that was catnip? I mean, I was gonna' make everyone Mojitos today at quitting time.

Ah, well. Daquiris will have to do, I guess.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
LW! I have just completed a course on Micro-Posting. I've been told that it's currently all the rage in Tokyo and will soon sweep the rest of the world because it allows you to convey complex messages and/or instructions without the hassle of using multiple Post-Its to do so. That not only saves money but it's also good for the environment! After all, the fewer trees we have have to cut down in order to make Post-Its means the more trees we'll all have to look at, climb and hide behind. Good news for Mother Earth, but not so good news for the Post-It Company, I'm afraid. Oh, well.

OK. So, I'm done with my announcement and just look at how much space I have left on this Post-It>


There's a enough room there to write an epic poem, I tell ya.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Ram Boy,

If you were headed for Imsk anyway, the least you could have done was pick up another snow globe for the display case in the hall. Nobody's bought any new ones in over a year, and the JLUMB is in danger of overtaking our record.

-- cleome

[ October 16, 2009, 11:23 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Will somebody please dust the snow globe display case. I did it last year.
 

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Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
To: Whomever has been hiding the large denomonation credit notes under the snow-globes,

Thanks for the Tip!
 

---

Posted by Everyday Girl on :
 
Ohmygod! Gramps, would you like quit killing all the fun threads?

Please?
 

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Posted by SharkLad on :
 
LWers,

With summer almost over, and beaches soon to be closed, my tank is available to all ... as soon as I clean out some random body parts ...

SL
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Annataz-

Sknaht rof a nuf gnineve. Epoh ew nac od ti niaga emitemos.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
To Whoever requested "half a dozen fishnets" from Supply:

Please specify whether you want the kind meant for recreational purposes or the kind meant for [wink wink nudge nudge] "recreational" purposes.

I am happy to help with requisitions, but I'm not a mind-reader. Just as well, given the proclivities of the average LMBer.

Thanks.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Space Ranger on :
 
<Places note in the middle of the screen>


LOOK HERE!


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(What mission are we monitoring today?)
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Shopping List:

Glasses
Snorkel
Shark Tank cleaner
Fair Trade Mars Bars
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
- on the verge of cracking K.Shakespeare's wily code. Fairly certain it's a combo of ancient Babylonian and Hoppachook Indian.
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
All:

FISHNETS ARE BANNED!

:SL
 

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Posted by LardLad on :
 
Fishnet-banning protest march to be held at noon sharp tomorrow assembling at LMBP Plaza.
 

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Posted by Set on :
 
Fishing nets will be available at the pool.

Oh, fishnets. Nevermind.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Turns out that fish heads aren't laughing and happy after all, nor do they float in the soup-- at least not for very long.

I just thought that you all should know. Also, the pool is closed until further notice or until Sharky gets back from vacation, whichever comes first.

Thanks.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Shuttle ship to Picnic Asteroid leaves at 2 p.m.
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Picnic Canceled -

Ginormous Radioactive Ants!!!

Next on itinerary - Polka Lessons!
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by LardLad:
Fishnet-banning protest march to be held at noon sharp tomorrow assembling at LMBP Plaza.

---

What are we banning that require us to wear fishnets when protesting?
 

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Posted by Set on :
 
The 7th Annual Precognitives Association Meeting (and Naltorian Bake Sale and Fundraiser) scheduled for next Thursday was a great success. Thanks to everyone who will attend.
 

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Posted by Nova Girl on :
 
We just got a call from the Bordello District. Business is way down since the the Fish-net ban.

The LW Harlots Association, is inviting the Regulators and Law-Makers to their facility for some lobbying.
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Well, I guess someone's gotta listen to constituent concerns. I'll handle this one, gang.
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Kent:

Before heading out to the Bordello District, stop by the infirmary for a penicillin shot ...

:SL
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
DalKrahs-

I tsom ylgnorts tcejbo ot eht nab no stenhsif.

-Annataz
 

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Posted by Tamper Lad on :
 
Congratulations Stoopid,

Due to your exemplary payment record, First Interplanetary Bank is extending you this offer for a limited time.

Until Jan 30, 3010, transfer your high interest rate balances to your FIB OmniCard and enjoy the low interest rate of 0.9% (APR) for the promotional period lasting through September 30, 3010. Or use these handy access cheques to pay for your vacation, home improvements, new sailboat or the generally growing gap between your income and spending.
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
Who took my male enhamcement "medication"?


Quislet, Esq.
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
When did Lard Lad take up logrolling?
 

---

Posted by Pov on :
 
"Nobody puts Swayze in a Coroner"-Joeboy
 

---

Posted by Nova Girl on :
 
Everyone,

This fall season's thigh high boots are oh so attractive, but only WHEN SOMEONE IS WEARING THEM! Please do not leave them in the hallway for others to trip on. Please inform your guests as well.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Good Afternoon, LMB.

Leaf-Eater Lass wanted me to remind you all: when placing your leaves on the curbside for removal, paper bags only! You may request the regulation bags from the front desk at no charge. Please be considerate and place extraneous items such as empty Funyun bags, tree branches, and Furball's... er, leavings in the designated green bin.

Thanks. Have a great week.

-- cleome

[ October 10, 2009, 07:43 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
NB: put EDE's lead leaves in separate, specially marked bags at the back door.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Pulling on somebody's nose/beard/other appendage to "see if that's a mask/costume or their real face/form/whatever" is bad manners at any time of year;this one included.

Keep that in mind, please. And don't drink Abin's party punch on an empty stomach, either. Learn from my mistakes, won't you?

Happy Halloween.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by SharkLad on :
 
LWers-

Has anyone seen my chum?

-SL
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
I've got the wishbone from the Thanksgiving turkey. If anyone wants to pull it with me, let me know.
 

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Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :
 
Two tickets to a local production of "Cobie and the Amazing Ceej-Hair Dreamcoat," free to the first LWer who responds.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Attention, LMB:

I don't care how nice the package is. It's still fruitcake and I'm still not touching it, much less eating it. Get off my back!

Oh, and anyone piping in those Chipmunks Xmas carols after repeated warnings is just asking to be summarily executed. Or at least kneecapped with a bronze elf statuette. Don't try to claim later on that you didn't know.

Yours for a safe and happy holiday season.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Blockade Boy on :
 
The LSV pre-school is out for holidays. Please remember to fly above bottle rocket range.
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Why are our Post-Its either blue?
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Or gray?
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Who ordered the snow?

S.L.
 

---

Posted by Exnihil on :
 
To my Secret Santa-

Thanks for the gift certificate to the Nine Planets Ice Cream Shop. It's clear that a good deal of thought, planning, and expense went into this. Truly, your gift giving prowess is - er - out of this world.
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Christmas dinner at 1 p.m.

Formal costume encouraged, but not required. There will be a separate table for children and alts.
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
My apologies to all for my behavior at Christmas dinner.

I thought she was food.

S.L.
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
There's a baby at the door holding a scythe.

Cobie's?
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Shopping list

milk
eggs
floss
remora spray
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
To: Whomever laced my condoms with tobasco sauce....


Great idea!!!

Love,
Lardi
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Dear LMB members,

If you haven't gotten your 3009 W-2 statment yet, it's likely because our files have an invalid mailing address. Personnel Pete can assist you with updates, but please have them in before 2/15/10.

Remember that this applies only if you are a citizen and/or full-time U.P. resident with a working visa. LMB members who are citizens and/or working residents of non-affiliated worlds should be sure to contact their home revenue services directly for assistance.

Thanks.

-- cleome

[ January 30, 2010, 08:04 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Legion World Tea Party 5 p.m. today. Meet at The Shameless Hussies.
 

---

Posted by CJ Taylor on :
 
Gotta go. Game on
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
To the 6th reader of this note.

You are a winner!
Report to the storage tesseract on level 3 for your prize
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
The last of the Groundhog stew will be served at lunch.
 

---

Posted by Raging Bull on :
 
Punxsutawney Pov saw his shadow -- six more weeks of off-color jokes.
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Raging Bull:
Punxsutawney Pov saw his shadow -- six more weeks of off-color jokes.

---

I thought his deal was six more weeks of pantslessness?
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
Did anyone see a Nigerian Prince?

I was supposed to meet him at noon with my banking details.
 

---

Posted by Set on :
 
To the Person who knows what I am talking about;

Good news, the doctor says a simple shot will clear that right up.

Meet me you-know-where for the you-know-what.
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Set:
To the Person who knows what I am talking about;

Good news, the doctor says a simple shot will clear that right up.

Meet me you-know-where for the you-know-what.

---

<whew>

For a minute there, I thought I had the Super Chlamydia...of Space!
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Quis,

Ralph and Joan called. They want their cookbook back.

-Rocky
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Wanted: Some chowder...but only if it's from east of the Connecticut!
 

---

Posted by Raging Bull on :
 
The Connecticut? Or just a Connecticut?

Personally, I rather like Western Connecticut Chowder.
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Ragey,

I think Lardy meant the river, not the state.

Hugs,
Rocky
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
I lost my earring in the Jello pool.

If anyone finds it please return it.

-dedman
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Found: one earring in the Jello pool.

(Note: I may have kinda sorta worn it on my navel for a spell.)

-Lard
 

---

Posted by Raging Bull on :
 
Found: dignity.

If anyone has recently lost his or her dignity posting on the MMB, please contact me to claim it.
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
Anyone want to make a trip to Summerworld.

I'm getting sick of winter.
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Mojito part at my place at midnight--Be there!
 

---

Posted by CJ Taylor on :
 
Gravity seems to be fluctuating.

Someone contact maintenance
 

---

Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Mr. A. Einstein called. He should be by to fix the gravity relatively soon.
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Gravity: a weighty issue.
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
A Mr. Newton dropped by to look at the gravity. I'm not sure what the apples were for.
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Gravity Party Tonight, 8 p.m. at the Pool
 

---

Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
If anyone has the time, there is an invasion to repel.
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
FC RE Gravity party

is that at the regular pool or the Jello pool?
 

---

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Quis - invasion repelled! But we may need some fertility doctors. Oops!
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Gang,

Who ever would have believed that an invasion could be repelled with Jell-O, a mojito, fluctuating gravity, apples and an earring!
 

---

Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Grocery List:

Jell-O
Mojito Ingredients
Apples

For the next time Plan XKQ-38 needs to be implemented.
 

---

Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 
Would you people stop cluttering the Mission Monitor Board with Post-Its?!?
--Lightning Lad
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Gadget list:

New, bigger MMB to make room for more post-its!
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Invasion Party at the swimming pool, 8 p.m.

Jello delivery truck expected early afternoon.
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Need more Jello!
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
As Exnihil has reminded me of probable forthcoming elections, a general reminder:

All political lawn signs, bumper stickers, and drive-by holo-banners from all concluded campaigns should be removed in a timely fashion from any areas to which the general public has access.

Fourteen working days after the conclusion of a campaign is the standard time allowed. Then LMB staff will remove any that still remain. All removal costs are the collective responsibility of dues-paying LMB members.

So remember, conscientious behavior mutually benefits us all.

Sincere Thanks.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Note from the food hall:

Manhattan Clam Chowder available tonight as the "Blue Plate Special." Homemade. Mom's Recipe. Please don't hate.

-- cleome
 

---

Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
Oops...Jello is the "Blue Plate Special"

followed by chowder diving in the pool.
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Add to shopping list:

Cool Whip

Lots and lots of Cool Whip
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Also:

Chocolate Cool Whip

...and more Mojitos!
 

---

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
[Incomprehensible Scribble]
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Gang,

I received a note from a Ms. S. Tucker thanking me for the support and that she is now able to sell the Tucker Inn and retire in style. Does anyone know what this means?

And, oh yeah, we need more Cool Whip again.
 

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Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
All,

I'm expecting a delivery soon. I've ordered custom-made purple robes. No reason.

Rocky
 

---

Posted by Set on :
 
The thing that was in the refrigerator marked 'don't eat this!' appears to have been removed. If it was eaten, please contact poison control immediately...
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Lardi,

Don't forget to put everything back in the fridge once the defrosting cycle is complete. It's all secured in Kent's gym locker, since he's never around anymore. I left the combination on a slip of paper under your home office mouse pad.

Thanks.

-- cleome
 

---

Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
Would the person who removed 10 cases of cool whip from my personal refrigerator, please come see me immediately . . . for discipline! Bring the cuffs and shackles, too.
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Wanted: cuffs and shackles.

--Lardy
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Dear LMB,

Bind your mind, and the rest will follow.

-- cleome


 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Bondage class, midnight tonight.
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
LW -

Due to the recent (and appalling) upswing in dirty dirty kinkiness, I've invited the Good Rev. Upstandingson to speak in the swinger's lounge. Hopefully he'll be able to remind you that your souls are, in fact, perishable.

Praise be!
 

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Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Gang,

There's some guy who calls himself Upstandingson who is doing unspeakable things with Cool Whip. I think I found out what happened to Lad Boy's stash.

-R.
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
Lad Boy -

New delivery of Cool Whip, you can pick it up at the loading dock.
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Lads/Lasses,

Next week is marshmallow fluff week.

-L
 

---

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
L - might want to restock, I needed some lube.

- Cobie
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
ALERT

Farmer bob is missing several sheep.
Anyone with any information should contact him.
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
CK-

Needja to re-magnetize my nipples, ASAP!

-L
 

---

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
LMBers - Orgy has broken out in the red light district spilling into the streets. Could use some back-up. I'm exhausted!

- Cobie
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
LMBfolk,

Please put the empty Cool Whip containers in the recycling bin, unless you're going to wash them to use for storing leftovers.

Thank you.
 

---

Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
Chocolate fondue at noon. Dress appropriately. No double dipping.
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Dear LMB,

Dry-cleaning bills for chocolate stains accrued on garments while at HQ or otherwise in the line of duty are not considered tax deductable expenses.

Sorry.

-- cleome
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
Check out the holovid "couples retreat"
For a rom-com its not bad.

Encouragement!
 

---

Posted by Dev Em on :
 
LMBP,

Has anyone seen Furball's chew toy?
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Dev,

I think Pov got a hold of it, and it ain't pretty...

-L
 

---

Posted by Dev Em on :
 
POV,

I think Furball has your pants...sorry about that, but you may want to invest in a new pair.


-Dev
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Dev-

Pov HAS pants?!?!

-L
 

---

Posted by Dev Em on :
 
LMBP,

Gone to take Furball to the vet...not sure what he was chewing on at this point.

-Dev
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Found:

Fourteen pairs of pants. All appear to be some kind of crushed velvet, some with decoration on the flares/cuffs. Please describe in detail to claim.

-- cleome
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
Attention:

Gates is in the lobby looking for his lost pants

-D
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Everyone-

PANTS FIGHT!

6 p.m.

Sharp.

-L
 

---

Posted by Stealth on :
 
Query:

Has anyone ever seen Gates and Outdoor Miner together?


 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
Why is my room full of catfood?
 

---

Posted by Stealth on :
 
I own Page 1 of Mission Monitor Board, and you don't.
 

---

Posted by Stealth on :
 
And yet...I feel so empty inside.
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Found: One rubber Dick Cheney mask. Lightly used.

Please claim at the front desk. Quickly. It's giving our delivery people the jitters.

-- cleome
 

---

Posted by Lardi on :
 
Note to janitorial--

Dispose of Dick Cheney mask. Wearing it makes you want to shoot someone in the face!

-L
 

---

Posted by Lad Boy on :
 
Tickle Fight at noon - the usual place.
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Dear LMB,

After what happened this time last year, I shouldn't need to remind you, but:

THERE IS TO BE ABSOLUTELY NO THROWING OF YOUR EMPTIES OFF THE ROOF! And, yes, that includes empty kegs, too!

I am counting the hours until I can turn my Deputy badge over to some other poor sucker concerned citizen, lemme' tell you...


 

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Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Lad Boy,

I may be late. I need to buy a new feather-duster.

-Rocky
 

---

Posted by Stealth on :
 
Gladys the Sentient Disco Ball,

If you're going to snort cocaine, at least hoover it all up, don't leave any residue on the table.
 

---

Posted by dedman on :
 
Happy St. Paddie's Day LW!!
 

---

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
Gladys the Sentient Disco Ball,

I don't know who "Sexy Rexy" is, but please stop emailing him from the Security Office, I keep getting copied into them all because of your continual references to "whipped cream explosions".

- Security Chief, Cobalt Kid
 

---

Posted by Everyday Girl on :
 
Ohmygod, Like Gladys...
 

---

Posted by Stealth on :
 
Don't talk to me about love!
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
LMB:

All the leftover Easter candy has been placed in the lounge. Try not to overdo it like last year, okay?
 

---

Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
<attached to Cleome's note>

LMB - also, remember cadbury eggs aren't sex toys. Okay?
 

---

Posted by Dev Em on :
 
LW-

Anoyone looking for Furball, he had to be taken to the sick bay because he thought the chocolate bunny was into him.

Dev
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Legion World -

Please, consider donating all your unwanted Easter chicks, bunnies and lambs to the 1st Annual Legion World Easter Chick, Bunny and Lamb Cook-Off .

Winners of the cook off will receive a some expenses paid vacation to the beautiful Galapagos Islands!
 

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Posted by Officer Taylor on :
 
Re: Cook-Off,

RB, Can we cook the Galapagos, too?



-L
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Anyone seen Blockade Boy around? His refund check arrived today.

-- cleome
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Good Morning, LMB.

Yes, Fat Cramer has sent our most valuable masterwork out for routine cleaning and reframing. Please don't panic. It should be fully restored and returned to its proper place over the bar no later than 7/5/10.

Thank You, and enjoy your long weekend.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Human poker games continue, 9 p.m., in the Common Room.
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
fireworks in my room!

dress light!

bring snacks!
 

---

Posted by Abin Quank on :
 
The clean-up from RB's "Fireworks Nite" is done... a copy of the bill is in the mail envelope.
 

---

Posted by Kent on :
 
hey! who ate all my jalepeno chocolate ice cream!?
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Shopping list:

Bicarbonate of Soda
Cat food
Flip-flops (no glitter or rhinestones, thanks)
Waterproof sunblock
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
There will be a state dinner for the Ambassador from Planet Marvel tonight at 8 p.m. Please dress silly.
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Please don't squeeze the Charma
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
To Whom It May Concern,

Whoever subscribed to Fr'd-Rac's Boob Window Of The Month Club, please email me to claim your Fall 3010 Catalog, as the sticker on the back was damaged when Furball collected yesterday's mail.

I took the liberty of adding a plain brown wrapper. [cough]

Thanks.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Set on :
 
The thing that is supposed to be in the place designated specifically for that sort of thing, is not in that place. Please remember to wash it thoroughly, and return it when you're done. We don't have enough for everybody, and we have to learn to share.

-Set
 

---

Posted by Set on :
 
The incident last night wasn't me, it was one of my clones. Really. He's been punished.

-Set
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Sign up sheet for the Trans Planetary Labor Day Potluck has now been posted. Don't forget to include what dish or beverage you plan on bringing.

And, no, I won't be wearing my Mao T-Shirt again. Tamper Lad throwing beer bottles at my head once a century is enough, thanks.

Thanks!

-- cleome
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
To Whom It May Concern:

Those weren't candies. Those were Chanukkah candLes that my Mom sent me.

Enjoy your heartburn and waxy gumline. Also, you owe me twelve bucks.

--cleome

P.S. - Those things in the dish on the coffee table that look like coins? They're not. Don't try using them to do your laundry.
 

---

Posted by future king on :
 
... Don't forget to fill the Brita before you leave.
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Shopping list:


Britta filters
Coffee
(more) Foil-wrapped chocolate coins
Snow shovel
Solar-powered thermal socks (w/nul-grav option, if available)
"Funny" Pet Holiday-themed costumes (jingle bells, felt antlers)


 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
BEWARE!

Only 20 days left until Christmas!

Board up your windows and plug your chimney holes TODAY!
 

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Posted by Lucifer07 on :
 
To all concerned, the Computo Construct IS NOT A TOY!!!! Stop drawing faces on his globe and sticking lewd notes on his back.
 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
Please stop asking Tellus if the bubbles on his monitor symbol are farts.
 

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Posted by Tamper Lad on :
 
Gentleman, radioactive underwear is not an effective birth control method.
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
Please delete any adult videos you've downloaded after watching them.

And don't forget to wipe the stains off the keyboard.
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Help! I'm lost!
 

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Posted by Chief Lardy on :
 
Anyone who finds that post-it with the secret to clean, renewable energy on it, please return ASAP.

-thnx
 

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Posted by Exnihil on :
 
QUIT
 

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Posted by Exnihil on :
 
WASTING
 

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Posted by Exnihil on :
 
POST
 

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Posted by Exnihil on :
 
ITS!
 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
Turn this over and write on the other side.
 

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Posted by future king on :
 
Do NOT give this yellow postit note to any Green Lantern!
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
New RULE!

Pink Post-Its are for girlish posts ONLY!
 

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Posted by He Who LSHes on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
New RULE!

Pink Post-Its are for girlish posts ONLY!

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quote:

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Originally posted by cleome:
Shopping List:

aspirin
antacid
vacuum cleaner bags
Yoga "love" Mat
new bird feeder
plantains
cocoa
little marshmallows
crepe pan

---

Don't forget more Nair, clee!

-CT
 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
Has anyone seen the cancellite lately?
 

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Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Someone needs to change Beast Boy's litter box...
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
[snip]

quote:

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Originally posted by Chief Lardy:

quote:

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Originally posted by cleome:
Shopping List:

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Don't forget more Nair, clee!

-CT

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In the dead of Winter?! Are you INSANE?!
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
"Okay, whoever ate my Tuna Raspberry Sorbet with Chocolate Mint sauce and white cheddar cheese with pickels...I hope you get shingles on your dangles! So there!"


*No, I am NOT a mean drunk.
 

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Posted by future king on :
 
" Please excuse the colourfulness of some of the post-it note writers on here".
 

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Posted by Chief Lardy on :
 
"Please not that the implicit purpose of a post-it note is to state your message in as clear and succinct a manner as possible in order to convey your message in such a way as for your intent to be of the utmost clarity and immediacy to whomsoever said message is intended."
 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
Stick it.
 

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Posted by Spellbinder on :
 
Pov, if I see you with my bra on your head again, I'm totally kicking your ass. Diplomacy be damned!
 

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Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Shopping list addendum:

Cool Whip
Cool Whip
Cool Whip
Rutabagas
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Attention:

That hair left in the drain this morning wasn't mine. It was rickshaw1's.

Showering is so bourgeois anyway.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by future king on :
 
Note to Drake Burroughs:

"Better slap another band-aid on your space suit bud, you're leaking anti-matter again."
 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
Shady -- Check your 5 o'clock shadow.
 

---

Posted by Lucifer07 on :
 
Gim quit shaving while in Colossal mode.
 

---

Posted by future king on :
 
"Get your hair out of my face" - any Legionnaire to an attacking Spider Girl.
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Panel discussion in auditorium at 3 p.m.: "Cottage cheese: Cinderella of Dairy Products?"

This discussion is sponsored by Ding-Dong Dell Dairy...Of Space!
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Rocky:

Lactose Intolerant Lad and Vegan Valerie would like a word with you in your office. 11 AM sharp.

Thanks.

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Cnsrvng vwls cnsrvs Pst-ts, ppl!
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
oei ooa oee oe, u i' a eaae.
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
hh?
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Rammy,

Vanna White Lass will be arriving with a new shipment of vowels shortly.
 

---

Posted by Lucifer07 on :
 
Takron-Galtos Sorbet order for 36 tons needs to be filled A.S.A.P Validus seems to love the stuff.
 

---

Posted by Lucifer07 on :
 
Chief please spray when leaving the restroom......


 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Honk if you love Thora
 

---

Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
 
Honk if you love caca
 

---

Posted by Chief Lardy on :
 
Honk if you're hoary
 

---

Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
5 ergloks to anyone who can decipher my last post-it.
 

---

Posted by future king on :
 
Colossal Boy, I think you left the toilet seat down when you went #1 in the dark again!
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Benefit showing of Battlefield: Earth will be held tonight in the LMB lounge at 9PM PST. Admission is one credit! All proceeds go to benefit Ram Boy's Lechonan Hut in the aftermath of Graft Girl's... abrupt disappearance with the cash register.

Hip waders and earplugs available for a modest extra half-credit each.

Come one! Come all!
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
After reading this Post-It, you must send SEVEN Post-Its to people you really want to annoy or SCARE!
 

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Posted by future king on :
 
"All paid-for vacations on Titan are hereby cancelled. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. We are also sorry to report that no refunds are available either at this time" - The Saturn Queen Luxury Spaceliner Group.
 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
Anybody know which 'boot we're in?
 

---

Posted by Power Boy on :
 
The LSV just showed up .... where IS everybody.
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Dear LMB,

Sorry that your W2s for 3010 had to be mailed out printed on cheap brown paper towels.

This prolonged budget shortfall has been hard on everyone. However, as compensation we've fashioned the mailing envelope out of pounded-down rice hulls. It's fully compostable, or delicious when crumbled over your favorite bean dish.

Best wishes for a prosperous 3011!

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Sorry we missed the alert, these post-its were covering the Monitor screen!
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
If there's anyone who can construct a magic fortune teller using a Post-It, contact me.
 

---

Posted by future king on :
 
Is this the real life, or is it just fantasy another one of Jeckie's illusions?
 

---

Posted by Chief Lardy on :
 
Manboob fight at Lardy's--9 sharp!
 

---

Posted by Lucifer07 on :
 
BYOB Bring your on Bros....
 

---

Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
GLEE-watchin' tonight. Gates' room.
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
The Entertainment Committee will be meeting tonight at 9 p.m. in the pool. Flippers optional.
 

---

Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
Buy more Post-Its.
 

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Posted by Red Arrow on :
 
Can anyone explain string theory to me?
 

---

Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
Cyrano De Space Bergerac....stay away from my silveralecaine.
 

---

Posted by dadman on :
 
If anyone has seen my minions, please tell them to come home.
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Return my bobby pins now!
 

---

Posted by future king on :
 
Tell Dawnstar to put some clothes on!

or not ...
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
[audio message]

Hello, Cobie?

The delivery gal showed up today with your case of --shudder-- green bagels. I sent them back. Next time, don't order C.O.D.

Oh, and enjoy the rest of your holiday. [smooch]

[/audio message]
 

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Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
 
I like my tuna salad sandwiches on hoagie rolls. Thx. XXOO, FL
 

---

Posted by Emily Sivana on :
 
Whose idea was it to put super-villains in the same prison?
 

---

Posted by future king on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Emily Sivana:
Whose idea was it to put super-villains in the same prison?

---

Why that idea would come from none other than .... THREAD HIJACKER!!!!!
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
"Brin, you have a brazilian wax at ten pm.
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Your mother called.

She said your father got mud on the carpet again
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Martinis on the verandah.

3 p.m.

Rocky
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Remember:

Rinse AND repeat!

Not just rinse and forget about it!
 

---

Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Emily Sivana:
Can anyone explain string theory to me?

---

String theory is one major approach to quantum gravity, the attempt to develop an understanding of gravity compatible with quantum mechanics (unlike general relativity, which generates paradoxical results when combined with non-classical mechanics). The basic idea is that space has more than the three commonly perceived dimensions, the other dimensions being two small for us to perceive as they looped well below the threshold of human percep...
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Shopping List

Post-It Notes Large enough to explain String Theory without running out of room.
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
*looks at legioncruiser on A Cold and Lonely Place asteroid and writes...

*Nawp, nawp, I ain't cleanin up this mess.
 

---

Posted by future king on :
 
"Please remember to close the gate after visiting Takron Galtos, thank you."
 

---

Posted by Lucifer07 on :
 
*Attention LWMBers*. The Annual Legion World Cleansing is scheduled for April 8 from 9:00 pm to 9:01pm. Please gather all non essential and party threads, (Yes, we are still finding stuff from the 08 Happy 50th Legion party. We are still looking for the owner of one Multi-Color Transuit. Contact me for info.) Thank you.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
Rocky,

Bought more olives. Kent will be back later with more vermouth, unless he runs into that group of Science Bobbies again.

cleome
 

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Posted by Power Boy on :
 
All,

Just built a pool at super speed on the verandah. cannonball!

PB
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Donald F.Glut fans ASSEMBLE!
 

---

Posted by Emily Sivana on :
 
Remember to recalibrate the zeta beam.
 

---

Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
remember to walk Brin after feeding him.
 

---

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
All-

Sprock!.... Sprock!.....Sprock!.... Sprock!..... Sprock!

-the Super David Mamet of Space
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Word of the day:

DISPERSIVE adj

not in a persive manner
unpersively
NO PERSE!
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
To whoever stole my silk underwear from the laundry room where I left it hung up to dry overnight,

I was testing out a new brand of fabric softener that has itching powder mixed in. Enjoy your afternoon, Degenerate(s).
 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
Seriously...Future King does not have ants in his pants. (See Post-It above.)
 

---

Posted by future king on :
 
Oh so that sensation is itching powder !! Oh thank, I thought the rash was back again. He he!
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
FK,

The calamine lotion is in the medicine cabinet.
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
LW,

Exercise your right to VOTE!

Otherwise it will get SOFT & CHUBBY!
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Order more post-its
 

---

Posted by future king on :
 
" Is Monel a favourite to win on this one as well?"
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Anyone seen Invisible Kid?
 

---

Posted by future king on :
 
Did anyone get a hold of Phantom Girl yet?
 

---

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Why are Durlans hogging the gym? Surely they have better ways to get in shape.
 

---

Posted by future king on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Why are Durlans hogging the gym? Surely they have better ways to get in shape.

---

Bravo! Bravo!!!
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
No one puts Lash or Quiz in a corner!
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
MMBrs Prepare To Drop Trou!

We buttbomb the Photobucket censor at dawn!
 

---

Posted by Emily Sivana on :
 
Going out to pick up a yellow power ring. Do we need any milk?
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Dear Ms. Sivana,

Yes. Get the gallon size this time. Also more kippers.

Thanks.

Belinda
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
I finally passed it!
 

---

Posted by Emily Sivana on :
 
Lost Eveee. Please return to Mr.Oak for a No-Prize.
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Mon 7:35 pm

Ghost Gal called.

says "boo"
 

---

Posted by Set on :
 
The source of the knocking sound coming from airlock C has been identified.

Do not open airlock C.
 

---

Posted by cleome on :
 
Dear LMB,

Only 30 days left to buy Canada Day gifts for your loved ones, eh?

-- cleome
 

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Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Dear LMB,

HINT!

The brooms used in Canada's favorite sport, Frozen Bowling Alley Ice Sweeping, would make an excellent Canada Day gift for me, Ram Boy, since I use them as focal pieces in my unique Canadian inspired floral arrangements.
 

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Posted by Set on :
 
Attention;

The 112th annual End of the World party has been cancelled, on account that the world might actually end.
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
LMBers,

I'd like to find out what happens next in the "Beware the Octopi" tag team on Bits. Please post in it.

Thanks!
 

---

Posted by Power Boy on :
 
Dear LMB,

I fear I have been rebooted again, and my T-Shirt say "#1".

Power Boy (I think)
 

---

Posted by He Who LSHes on :
 
To Whom It May Concern:

If Pb has been rebooted, does that mean we will all be rebooted? And, if so, does that mean we'll all be younger?

If so, I have a request. Make me 25 again so I can at least keep my "seniority" in your new universe. Thanks.
 

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Posted by SharkLad on :
 
eggs
milk
cheese
Legion #1
 

---

Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
Hey!
If we don't own boots, what happens? Do we get reshod?
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
If Power Boy gets rebooted, can I have his room?
 

---

Posted by Ram Boy on :
 
Colossal Boy is requesting LARGER Post-Its.

Preferably blue.
 

---

Posted by cleome45 on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by SharkLad:
eggs
milk
cheese
Legion #1

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
To Legion Tracker:

And what if I like licking them?

---

The world is a big place my friend.
To each his own.
 

---

Posted by Set on :
 
The Naltorian Subcommittee will be meeting again. You know where. You know when. Attendance is optional, since you already know how it ends.
 

---

Posted by Set on :
 
There is no champagne in the Champagne Room. There was never champagne in the Champagne Room. Let it go.
 

---

Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
There is, however, Keith Champagne in the Champagne Room. Go get 'im.
 

---

Posted by cleome45 on :
 
shopping list

Elvabird (about 20 kg.)
Pluberry sauce (jellied and whole berry)
Space-Pumpkin (canned: yes! GMO: no!)
Imskian mini-onions


Don't worry about the green bean casserole. Ram Boy said he'd bring some this year.
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
LMB Secret Santa is on! Look for Invisible Brainiac to pick your gift recipient.

If you can't see him, just yell. If he doesn't answer, leave him a note.

He is most emphatically NOT lurking in the women's locker room.
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
"Cham: Impersonating a toilet... reeeeeally creepy."

*Actual legion world, not our community here.
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Free: Two tickets ringside for Battle of the Anagrams, 7:30 tonight.
 

---

Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
 
I just wanted to use this cute post-it shaped like an omnicom!!
 

---

Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
PLEASE stop posting so many post-its! I missed an alarm from Greg Evigan Island the other day because I couldn't see the screen!
 

---

Posted by future king on :
 
Troy, stop screaming your messages onto the post-it notes.
You scorched the last four pads!
 

---

Posted by cleome45 on :
 
Important message:

When you go to pick out the Xmas tree, please be careful that it's not

Thank You.
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Meeting of the LnMB, Monday 8 p.m. Please bring your rebooted storyline. Members with names beginning A - F are responsible for refreshments.
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
Shopping List:

Tater Tots™
Extra nametags ("Hi! I'm ____ and my Alts are _____")
Ritz Crackers™
Shin Guards
Colored Tissue Paper (the ballroom needs more paper roses)
Sundae Bar Fixings (No Magic Shell™, though. It's EVIL!!)
 

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Posted by Set on :
 
If you see any of my collection of miniature Will Shatner clones running around, please don't step on them. Sorry for the inconvenience.
 

---

Posted by Power Boy on :
 
Why is everyone using Post-its it's 3011! We have all these ...
 

---

Posted by Power Boy on :
 
... fancy gadgets that allow us to be connected to each other at all times ...
 

---

Posted by Power Boy on :
 
.. that aren't limited by size and where does one even find post its anymore
 

---

Posted by Set on :
 
We still have sixteen tons of Post-It notes left from that mishap in the past. Please use them faster!
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
A volunteer is needed to make sure Quank gets his afghan and his cup of Sleepytime every evening at six this Winter. I did it last year.

Thanks.

-- cleome45
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
Shopping list:

aspirin
Maalox
Pepto
ice packs
Hangovers For Dummies (20 copies, paperback edition)
Pine Sol
bleach

It's not my turn to pick up the booze and green supermarket cupcakes this year (speaking of Pine Sol...ewwww...). Talk to Cobie about that.

Happy Green Day.

-- cleome45
 

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Posted by Legion Tracker on :
 
If anyone knows where the toilet plunger is, please help extricate Leprechaun Lad from you-know-where. (Why doesn't the wee doofus remember how much rickshaw hates mutant clover on his lawn?)
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
When I find out who stole all my daffodil bulbs out of the perennial bed, heads will roll! I mean it!


 

---

Posted by Future on :
 
* DO NOT TOUCH

* Touch excessively
 

---

Posted by Nam'Lor on :
 
"Welcome our newest member Nam'Lor!"
 

---

Posted by Power Boy on :
 
"Do not disturb Power Boy, so hung over from going out with Nam'Lor last night."


"If anyone goes to the store, please pick up some aspirin, and/or vodka."
 

---

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
"Where did the giant 'Welcome, Nam'lor' cake go? Cute Gender-Ambiguous Person wanted to practice their 'leaping-from-the-cake routine."
 

---

Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
 
"Cleome, Satan called. He decided he does want your soul after all."
 

---

Posted by cleome45 on :
 
Attn: All Legion Worlders:

That dude who keeps stopping by to try and peddle Goldman Sachs Visa cards and claiming that he's Satan? Totally an imposter.

I mean, there's Evil, and then there's abysmally bad taste. (Also, you can totally tell that those are paper mache horns. Just tap on one of them.)

Regards,

cleome45
 

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Posted by Nam'Lor on :
 
"Nam'Lor's code name is not Satan, It's 'Nam'Lor'!"
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
Attention All Candidates:

No more using the Time Bubble to fetch bribes. If it doesn't exist in the present day, don't offer it. Nobody cares if you ruin the democratic process, since it was ruined before you got here. But the space-time continuum is another matter entirely.

Thank you. (Also remember that I adore dark chocolate, and cashmere's nice. But I'm allergic to cherrystone clams and I don't wear fur.)
 

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Posted by Raging Bull on :
 
"Why do we still use Post-Its in the 31st century why all other use of paper has been obsolete for over 500 years?"
 

---

Posted by Viridis Lament on :
 
Don't open the box
 

---

Posted by Set on :
 
The last box of post-it notes was actually Proty II in disguise. Please stop tearing off tiny pieces of him and, for some of you, licking them.

We've discovered he likes that...
 

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Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Ragey,

We use Post-Its so we can have an excuse to write silly things on them. What else would we do with them?
 

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Posted by Raging Bull on :
 
Well, if you're me, you write random, cryptic notes and numbers on them while on the phone or surfing the internet, then leave them all over the place and can't figure out what they mean when you come across them a month later.

Also, the fact that the Post-Its on the MMB are pieces of Proty II and also self-adhesive is slightly disturbing...
 

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Posted by Future on :
 
"Is your refrigerator running? Vote for it for LMB leader 2012!"
 

---

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
"Chicago called.

They're scared. Really scared."
 

---

Posted by Set on :
 
It's election season. Vote early! Vote often!

Just remember to lie on the election poll afterwards. We like to torment the pollsters!
 

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Posted by cleome45 on :
 
Dear Legion World,

Nobody is interested in seeing how many Easter eggs you can fit in your mouth at once, okay?

Click Here For A SpoilerBilliard balls, however, are a different story.

Sincerely,

cleome45
 

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Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
Dear cleome,

Exnihil is young and impressionable. Please do not give him any ideas.

-Dalek Emperor
 

---

Posted by cleome45 on :
 
Attn LMB:

Slip one hundred grand in unmarked bills under the door by 5 PM PST Saturday, or I finish off all the other threads, too.

-- cleome45
 

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Posted by SharkLad on :
 
If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?
 

---

Posted by Raging Bull on :
 
Watch out for the B-- in the MMB.
 

---

Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
I'm showing Blaze the monitor board controls. Do not disturb. - IB
 

---

Posted by SharkLad on :
 
You finished the peanut butter?
 

---

Posted by cleome45 on :
 
Dear LMB,

I am highly offended by the appearance of several recent pandering, tasteless threads about our beloved Legion/LW...

Click Here For A Spoiler...that nobody PMed me an invitation to.

I'm storming off in a huff now. Don't try and come after me to apologize, EVER!

Click Here For A Spoiler...for at least the next couple of hours.

-- cleome45
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
Porn-watching party. Bring your best holos.

- Invisible Brainiac Blaze

(complete with hastily forged penmanship)
 

---

Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
Shopping list:

Cauliflower
Cool Whip
Turnips
Home face-lift kit
 

---

Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
Hey, who stole my dumbbells? Return to me pronto!

If you are extremely hot, please leave them in a box on my doorstep. Blaze might misinterpret your showing up.

- IB
 

---

Posted by Set on :
 
Attn all;

There is no 'Every 10,000 Posts Monster.'

It's just an urban legend.
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Please remove the leftover Cauliflower-CoolWhip Surprise from the fridge.
 

---

Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
 
All-

I know who the murderer is. It's ---

(*bloodstain covers rest of post-it note*)
 

---

Posted by cleome46 on :
 
Attn LMB:

The culprit was the every 10,000 posts monster. Luckily Cauliflower-Cool Whip Surprise is its Kryptonite.

It's too bad about Kent, but at least he left me his vast fortune before his untimely demise. This means the combination wake-victory party won't have to be catered by Subway.

See you there. Saturday 9:30 PM until... whenever. Dress sexy.

-- cleome46
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
I know who's next. But I can't tell, or else the murderer will get me too.

Watch your backs.
 

---

Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 

 

---

Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
I didn't do it! - IB

Me neither! - Blaze
 

---

Posted by cleome46 on :
 
Dear LMB,

It's okay if two posters use one account to save time/bandwidth. However, remember that you won't be able to participate in future elections unless you turn in Form #XR-3612.8 by September 1st, 2013.

At that time, you should be prepared to register as either an Independent, or a member of a single party (out of the 4,872,196 eligible parties listed on the form).

One account = One party affiliation, no matter how many of you are using the same account.

Yours for Democracy,

cleome46
 

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Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
Okay, who put glue on the chair's armrest? Haha, VERY funny.
 

---

Posted by cleome46 on :
 
Wanted for questioning: Whoever tried to "restore" those Leroy Neiman prints with the glue gun and that old box of wax lips.

Don't take this the wrong way, but I may need to give you a great big hug.

-- cleome46
 

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Posted by SharkLad on :
 
Wet paint
 

---

Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
"Okay, who's been watching porn on the Monitor Board... and why didn't you invite us to join in?"
 

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