By the hoary host of Hoggath, if you don't follow the rules, you're gonna pay-- pay in SPADES!!!
Posted by Pov on :
Blue Blazes!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Curses! I'll get you yet! Just you wait and see!
Posted by Reboot on :
No quarter asked, none given.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Sweet Christmas, you guys are good at this!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
So! The prodigal MLLASH returns! What news, o thread-starter?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
AIAIAIAIAI!!!!!!!! The light! I can't see!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
*choke* *gulp* *sob*
Posted by MLLASH on :
We're not so different, you and I!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Join me... or DIE!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Because you demanded it!!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Foolish mortals!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Gee willikers Mr. Kent!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
At last I shall have my revenge!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Zounds, base villain-- it's clobberin' time!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sufferin' Sappho!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Not a hoax-- Not a dream-- Not an alternate reality! (Sorry, it's your life!)
Posted by Set on :
And surely, one shall die!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Together again! For the first time!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
To be continued next issue...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
after which, nothing will ever be the same again.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
It'll be the end of an era.
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Yet somehow, someway, we will endure. Our legacy will live on, for that is our way! Now onward... to the future!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
If you thought we were in the business of giving up, then Daddy-O, YOU THOUGHT WRONG!
Posted by Reboot on :
For they fought for our lives, our very souls. Can we do less?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Face front, effendi!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Yet again I risk my life for them--and for what?! So they can loathe and fear me like they always have? One of these days...ah, lay off it Cobie, you know you're still going to risk your life anyway. Maybe they'll actually thank you this time. Yeah, right.
Posted by Jerry on :
Thanks for volunteering..... ...to be the first of your race to die!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Die? Bub, I'm the best there is at what I do...and what I do ain't pretty.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Looks like it's clobberin' time!
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
Lo, there shall be a heckling! Posted by Reboot on :
It. Never. Ends!
Posted by Set on :
The consequences of this event will have long-lasting repercussions on the entire <DC/Marvel/whatever> universe for years to come! (and in no way will be retconned/forgotten/swept under the rug within eight months...)
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Even if I win...I lose!
Posted by Spellbinder on :
My sweet Aunt Petunia thinks this thread is funny.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
And in our last issue...
Posted by Set on :
...strikes fear into the hearts of men!
For message-board posters are a cowardly and superstitious lot...
Posted by MLLASH on :
Omnipotent Oshtur!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Uoy era won ni ym rewop!
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Meanwhile back at the secret base of evil...
Posted by Reboot on :
...like some vast, predatory bird...
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Little did (insert hapless secondary character) suspect...
Posted by Reboot on :
...the pure waves of EVIL -- aye, ancient, deathless, EVIL -- about to rain down upon her!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(choke!) I-it can't be!
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
What the---!?!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Cripes!
Posted by Reboot on :
Bah!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
this time no one shall stop me!!!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Don't count on it, sugah!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you fool! [your mentor] is only using you! Join with me and achieve your true destiny!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Blast it to Hades!
Posted by Reboot on :
I say thee NAY!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
At last! Now that this nuclear bomb will detonate in the middle of New York, the entire world will know which of us is the smartest!
Posted by Reboot on :
There should have been another way...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Red Sands of Mars! I must choose between saving the ones I love...or saving the world! Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Don't do it (insert hero's name)! Let me die rather than giving into (insert villian's name)!
Posted by MLLASH on :
leave me-- I'll only slow you down!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
There must be another way!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Silence, dolt!!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Impudent fool!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
you think you have won, but it is I who shall have the last laugh!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
And before you die, I will tell you my master plan!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
You will never see your homeworlds again!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
You will marry me...or DIE!!!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
If I believed that... my entire LIFE is a LIE!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
No! I made a promise never to use my powers for evil, selfish purposes!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
With great power comes great . . . yadda yadda yadda.
Posted by Reboot on :
I'd never stop making them pay.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Dullard! Braggart!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Dolt! Oaf!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Gasp! No! Not you!!!!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
I have only seconds to act!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What can Batman do? He is only one man!
Fool! Don't underestimate Batman or you will be sorry.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Hmmmm..... why is it you never see Hal Jordan and Superman in the same place at the same time?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
This is a job for . . . Clark Kent's janitor!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(choke)... but what if I can't clean up the mess... in TIME?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Luckily, no one suspects my secret identity!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Before I leap into combat, I must first recap everything that has happened before!*
* As loyal readers already recall from past issues - Editor.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Make peace with your god, fool!
Posted by Jerry on :
Killing you would be too easy. I've craved a worthy opponent for years. A challange before you die?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I would kill you... but that would make me as bad as you!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Get control of your powers! You just retconned 74 people out of existence!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have at thee!!!!!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sacre Bleu! I weel keell you! Non?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Nein! Schweinhund! Vas ist--?!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
You left me to die!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
(Gasp!) I-I thought you were already dead!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
He's...alive?
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Jumpin' Jehosphat!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
No, you can't go! This mission is too dangerous!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
It's too dangerous for a girl!
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Breast-beating barbarian! I'll cleave your head in two for that!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
What will it hurt if I just...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Wanna go see a movie, Bruce? It's your favorite! Zorro!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Wanna go see a movie, Bruce? It's your favorite! Zorro!
Zounds! What is this? Is this comic boook speak or imagined comic dialog?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
That's it! I'm tired of this thankless job! I'm using my powers--and this time its for my own benefit! Posted by Sketch Lad on :
I - - I can't d-do it!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
If I ..can ...just...reach....
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Did it! Now to free the others! I'm coming, pals!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
* gasp * Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Phew!! Alone at last! With the others gone I can now....
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