What's your nom de drag ??
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Miss Thriftshop Debutante.
Posted by LASHbrain on :
Luda Crust
Posted by Power Boy on :
Powers Bottom.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino: lil'rhino = Minty Fresh
What's your nom de drag ??
Proof: Posted by LASHbrain on :
That chick has 5-o'clock shadow.
Posted by LASHbrain on :
I once did a Minty Fresh fandango...
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Whip it out, Trish!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: Miss Thriftshop Debutante.
Howz about your drag KING name?
Posted by LASHbrain on :
GASP... while looking for the Minty pic, I re-discovered my very first-ever Rhino fan-dangle, back when I was really REALLY terrible!
Although I think this is kinda hot...
Posted by Power Boy on :
.. or really REALLY awesome! It's hot.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino:
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: Miss Thriftshop Debutante.
Howz about your drag KING name?
I have not considered this. Why on earth would I want to be a boy?
OK, I made up Rake Dangler in about 12 seconds. But maybe that's more porn-y than drag-y?
Posted by LASHbrain on :
GASP! I can't believe I found it... it's just AWFUL!!!
Posted by LASHbrain on :
I've seen all of Rake Dangler's films!
I think Teeds' Drag King name should be Hugh G. Normousass, if Hugh G. Rection is taken.
Posted by lil'rhino on :
re: Teed's DK name- I think it straddles both worlds!
I brought it up because more & more drag kings have been showing up in downtown NYC's cabaret & club scene, mostly as M.C.s and stand-up comedians, and a few doing the classic lip-synching to pop songs. A couple of notable characters are Murray Hill & Sherman Tank.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
OK baby, fair's fair: what's YOUR drag king name?
I know there are female drag queens. If there aren't any male drag kings...you'll be the first, then!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by LASHbrain: GASP... while looking for the Minty pic, I re-discovered my very first-ever Rhino fan-dangle, back when I was really REALLY terrible!
Although I think this is kinda hot...
Not terrible at all, lulzy. This actually looks just like me.(except for the giant horn growing out of my forehead)
ps. your Minty is muy fabulosa!
[ November 17, 2011, 01:33 AM: Message edited by: lil'rhino ]
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
I think I need a title or something.
Sir Rake Dangler? Rake Dangler, Esq.? Senator Rake Dangler? Count Rake Dangler? Rank Dangler, CPA? Major Rake Dangler?
Maybe I should go practice my signatures...
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: OK baby, fair's fair: what's YOUR drag king name?
Jose Canyousee?
Juan Six-pack?
Conner Bodega?
Walt Emala?
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
If you want to be comic-booky with it...
Clark Repent?
Peter Darker?
Bruce Vain?
And Lash, Isn't Luda related to Tryphta Fandango?
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
My glam king name will be DAVID FLOWBEE
Thank you and good night!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Busty Rimmer
Woody Pecker
Flex Presto
Gan Bang Tan
Dick Thickly
[ November 17, 2011, 02:34 AM: Message edited by: Invisible Brainiac ]
Posted by lil'rhino on :
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: My glam king name will be DAVID FLOWBEE
Now that, I like!
Posted by future king on :
Burger King
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Many years ago for Halloween, I dressed in drag and called myself "Rita Book". That won't ever happen again! High heels are murder!
As for drag king, how about Rock Hopper? Posted by cleome45 on :
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: OK baby, fair's fair: what's YOUR drag king name?
I know there are female drag queens. If there aren't any male drag kings...you'll be the first, then!
I can't decide between "Gristle O'Thickbody" and "Scruffy McGee."
Either way, there's workboots and a ton of plaid flannel involved. So not much of a change from my everyday self, except for maybe some penciled-on stubble. And a talking woodchuck sidekick.
Posted by future king on :
Dairy Queen?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Oola Lard?
Posted by Exnihil on :
As anyone who has spent more than hour with me and watched me go into a nicotine fit can attest, I could only be:
Anita Drag
Posted by dedman on :
My name would be Ivana Cockatoo
And heres a pic...can you find me? (shouldn't be difficult!!)
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by dedman: My name would be Ivana Cockatoo
And heres a pic...can you find me? (shouldn't be difficult!!)
Wow! That blonde chick in the middle of the pic is hawt! can I have her number?
Sorry, Deds...don't see ya anywhere!
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
My drag king name would be Oliver Barton, combining the first name of DC's main archer and the last name of Marvel's main archer.
Not that arrows are phallic or anything. Posted by future king on :
quote:Originally posted by Exnihil: As anyone who has spent more than hour with me and watched me go into a nicotine fit can attest, I could only be:
Anita Drag
Thanks Ex, I needed that good belly laugh!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: My drag king name would be Oliver Barton, combining the first name of DC's main archer and the last name of Marvel's main archer.
Not that arrows are phallic or anything.
Other than "Oliver" being a male name, "Oliver Queen" already sounds like a pretty good drag name!
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
Yeah, but, Eryk, it would be too confusing. One can't be both a king and a queen, can one? Not that I wouldn't think it was cool if someone proved me wrong.
Posted by Dev - Em on :
Depends on where you hang the crowns... Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
quote:Originally posted by Fanfic Lady: One can't be both a king and a queen, can one?
DAVID FLOWBEE says yes, one can.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
I stand corrected. Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: Oola Lard?
*pouts* I actually thought this one was a work of art.... Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
It *is* good.
So what's your act?
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: It *is* good.
So what's your act?
Belly dancer! What else? Posted by Jerry on :
Sometimes you don't get to pick. One night in college a bunch of us were sitting around, smoking some herb no doubt, and picking our girl names. I was a General Hospital fan at the time. There was a character on the show named Tiffany. She was blond, tall, thin and sexy. She always wore fabulous earrings and white dresses. Everything I would have wanted be if I were a girl. I proudly said that my name would be Tiffany.
Some rude bitch said, "You're no Tiffany. You're a Laverne." Everybody cracked up. So, I was Laverne for years.
I, for one, would be honored to put on my best flannel and polished boots to squire "Laverne" around town.
So there.
Posted by Jerry on :
Yeah, I guess I got the last laugh. The names that those other queens picked faded fast, but Laverne endured and became something of a legend.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
A spare DK name, in case someone needs one:
ARMAND SCREWDRIVER
Posted by future king on :
Does anybody else think about grabbing an ice cream when they see the initials "DQ", or is it just me?
Posted by lil'rhino on :
It's just you.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
I do miss Minty! Where is she hanging out these days?
Posted by lil'rhino on :
She still pops up occasionally to harangue the idiotic posters at the DCMBs.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Tsk. Come home, Minty!!!
Posted by Ram Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by future king: Does anybody else think about grabbing an ice cream when they see the initials "DQ", or is it just me?
Same here.
Posted by Legion Tracker on :
Me too.
Posted by future king on :
Just as good as their classic ice cream is Dairy Queen's own brand of hamburgers and hotdogs. There's an "old school" taste to them that I really like.
Guess I know what I'm having for lunch today!
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Does Mars need Drag Queen names or Drag King names?
Bah, forget Mars! He was a big jerk in GA Wonder Woman comics. Think of this thread!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Mars Needs Minty.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
The drag name I came up with was Helena Handbasket. A drag king name.... hmmmm.... Do drag kings have names like drag queens do? Hmmmm.... Justin Bieber? No, I guess that one is taken. Scott Free. That is my drag king name.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Too bad Sherman Tank is taken, what a great name! I'll go with Jack Hammer.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Do we have a Garth-is-Ayla graemlin? No?
It's been a long time since I've demanded a graemlin....
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
I'll second that demand.
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
I know our graemlin-maker is busy now,, but I'm warming up the old demanding skills....
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
Doubling commas helps with that, as is well known.
Posted by Jerry on :
I second that emoticon?
Posted by cleome45 on :
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quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq: The drag name I came up with was Helena Handbasket...
Not "LeGal Eagle?"
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Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
Doo Doodley Doo Doo I can't seem to win My heart starts beating and I'm covered in...SIN!! Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Posted by Tempest on :
I must be hungry because I read this as "Legion of Message Board Dairy Queen."
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
I must be judgmental because I read this as the disqualification of the LMB.
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