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Posted by Power Boy on :
 
I knew opening this thread was a bad idea.

Is he doing a shot?
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
That's so embarrassing! You'd think I would've known to take my glasses off in my "Captain Nice" identity!

[ September 30, 2012, 05:32 AM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
 
Posted by Future on :
 
Another case of bad luck, EDE!
 
Posted by Power Boy on :
 
I think the alcoholism in your alter ego prevents anyone from thinking you could be Captain Nice ... even with identical features and taste in eyeware.
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
It sure as heck fooled The Rooster!
 
Posted by Power Boy on :
 
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He looks hard to fool.
 
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 
That's how he really dresses when he teaches.
 
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
it's a great way to develop the students' concentration while taking exams.
 
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 
It prevents them from taking their grades too seriously.
 
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
 
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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
That's a tough looking watermelon.
 
Posted by Set on :
 
Lemon juice, right in the eye! Ooh!

Also starring Sooper Hippy and Captain Flower? Wow, what a stellar line up...
 
Posted by lowercase mllash on :
 
Not even Sooper Hippie and Captain Flower could save that mess of a comic.
 
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Posted by Power Boy on :
 
Did he steal that puffy pink ball from Vooda or Alani?
 
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
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So many puns crammed into one speech balloon!
 
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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Loves me some Barney Bear!
 
Posted by lowercase mllash on :
 
I think I hate Fruitman.
 
Posted by Power Boy on :
 
I despise him as well.

He seems like he's excessively happy and ruthless in his dealings with that poor ham burglar. I mean, anyone of those things would have stopped him. The lemon in the eyes OR the slip on a banana peel.

... and then his condescending punning. jeez, just kill me by stabbing me with a pineapple already and stopping punning at me already.
 
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
 
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Originally posted by Power Boy:


... condescending punning.

That's my depeartment.
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
He seems to be a hit with the ladies!

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Read Fruitman's first appearance!
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Loves me some Barney Bear!

I was watching some Barney Bear earlier today!
 
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Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
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CREEPTASTIC!!!
 
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
 
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Those boys look like they've just seen my naked 85-year old uncle in the tub.
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
He seems to be a hit with the ladies!

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I am *SO* SURE those hot chicks would give that dipwad the time of day. I mean, have you SEEN the dudes in Israel? I have... on certain sites... that shall remain nameless...

And Fruit-face McSuckypuns there doesn't stand a CHANCE.
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Read Fruitman's first appearance!

I would, but I am afraid it would drive me into a dangerous berserker rage.
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
Okay, I am going to try to read it... you have all been warned...
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
There is an old expression... "If you're going through hell, keep going"... such is what I had to do while reading that FRUITMAN story. Join me, if you will, while I pull back the curtain just a bit and expose you to pure evil:


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Serial killer face much, Fruitman?


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A lemon, indeed. Because this story sucks.


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The following page should be considered NSFW or anyone at all, ever:


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the story ends with a glimmer of hope-- then dashes the hope under the cloven hoof of the devil himself...


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I may faint...
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
I can't control the urge to lock Fruitman in a locker and take his lunch money!
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
He holds no a-peel for me. *titter*
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
He sure likes spraying his juice in that big dude's eyes... [LOL]
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Reading that is quite the ex-pear-ience!
 
Posted by Power Boy on :
 
"I hope I can orange to get in the proper window! yuk yuk."

I don't understand what that means. [No]
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
Orange you glad he didn't say banana? *slaps self*
 
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
 
*gasping for air after LMAO*

This might just be the funniest thread on Legion World...or anywhere!
 
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
This thread has borne unexpected Fruitman!
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
*GLARES*
 
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
 
Don't glare, eat a pear.
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
When threads give you lemons...
 
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
 
Would Fruitman come up with a novel way to prune a tree? [Hmmm?]
 
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
 
:-ppppp

(Raspberry)
 
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
 
Raspberry Beret
 
Posted by MLLASH on :
 
I may faint again...
 
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
 
Well, I wasn't very well going to post the *good* version of that song in *this* thread! [Wink]
 
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
 
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Originally posted by Fanfic Lady:
*gasping for air after LMAO*

This might just be the funniest thread on Legion World...or anywhere!

Poor ol' Ester. Even his Secret Lives are comical fodder.
 
Posted by Power Boy on :
 
oh ... not so secret now are they.
 
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
 
Like Secret Wars, I suppose.

Make that Secret Wars II.
 
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
 
Although Secret Wars II is not as (unintentionally) funny as 52.
 
Posted by Thriftshop Debutante on :
 
DId anyone in 52 have a perm and a funky-fresh white warmup suit?

Plus leg boots?

Click for fullsize image
 
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
 
[LOL]

Point well-taken.
 
Posted by Power Boy on :
 
... and a sidekick name BOOM BOOM.
 
Posted by cleome46 on :
 
EDE's love is as food and drink to the LMB.

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Horseshoe game. by busterp, on Flickr

See?

"What else matters, if you're lucky in love...?"

[Luck Lords]
 
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Posted by cleome46 on :
 
EDE wouldn't be perspiring so much if he'd dressed more appropriately for mid-July.
 
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
 
Here's another secret: that's me & Lash co-starring.

Guess which one of us insisted on dressing up as Mentalla?
 
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