I'll start a rumor. The next poster passes it along with slight modification or misquote.
Have you heard . . . Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare are two really bright guys.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard . . . Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare are two nearly bright guys.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare are two nearly white guys.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare were nearly beaten up by two white guys.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare were nearly beaten up by two white girls.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare nearly beat up two white girls.
Posted by Caliente on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare nearly beat up two blind girls.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare nearly beat up three blind girls.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare rarely meet up with three blonde girls.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad went to see Shakespeare with three blonde girls he'd barely met.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad went for a shake with three blonde girls he'd barely met.
Posted by Caliente on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad went for a shake with three Bond girls who were barely dressed.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad went for a shake with three bondage girls who were barely dressed.
Posted by Joe-Boy Harvestar on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad went for a shake with three bondage girls with hairy breasts.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad went for a shake with the three bondage girls which Prince Harry blessed.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard... Tamper Lad went for a shake with the three baggage girls that Prince Harry kissed.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad went for a shake with the three bags of pearls that Prince Harry missed.
Posted by Lance's realm on :
Tamper Lad shook three bags of pearls until they were hairy.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Have you heard . . .
Tamper and Lad Boy took three bags of pearls that belonged to Mary.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you heard . . .
Tamper and Lad Boy took three bags of pearls because they longed to marry.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard . . .
Tamper and Lad Boy were married by Pearl Bailey.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have you heard...
Temporarily, Lad Boy was married to Pearl Bailey.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
It's scary, but Lad Boy is in the Old Bailey.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
In Scranton, Lad Boy went to Old Navy.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
With Fat Cramer, Lad Boy went to Old Navy.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Fat Cramer and Lad Boy went to join the Navy.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Fat Cramer showed Lad Boy her navel.
Posted by Caliente on :
Have you heard...
Fat Cramer showered lads and boys at the Navel Academy.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have you heard...
Fat Cramer showered Latin boys at the Naval Academy.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Fat cream slowed down lots of boys at the Naval Academy.
Posted by Bevis on :
Have you heard...
Fat Cramer stowed lots of boys in a narwhale cavity.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
Fat Cramer stewed lots of boiled narwhales named McCavity
Posted by Caliente on :
Have you heard...
Fat Cramer and Stu lost a boiled whale named Mick with cavities.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Have you heard . . .
Cat trainer-man Stu's sauce for boiled whales gave Mick cavities.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have you heard...
Cat Trainer Fu Manchu saw four boiled wells Saint Nick gave to me.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Fat gainers, who men choose for oiled smells, said "Pick Caliente!"
[ February 15, 2007, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Mainers who wear shoes with royal bells bring pork to Caliente.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Outdoor Miner wears shoes of royal blue while stalking Caliente.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Outdoor Miner sure likes a royal blue stalk of celery.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Have you heard...
Outdoor Miner should like the Royals but talks silly.
Posted by Bevis on :
Have you heard...
Outdoor Miner could hide boils on pork bellies.
Posted by Xben on :
Outboard motors could hide balls on park benches
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Outboard motors would have been OK to please Bevis.
[ February 16, 2007, 09:39 AM: Message edited by: Rockhopper Lad ]
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
Outdoor Miner would haved toked up to punish Bevis
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Out loud, 'hopper would have spoken of puns to Bevis.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Have you heard...
A loud chopper made a run towards Bevis.
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Have you heard... A wood chopper had a race with beavers.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have you heard...
The woods are stocked with a race of super-beavers.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard....
Would MLLASH have a stock car race with Bucky the Super-Beaver?
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Have you heard... MLLASH got a scar on his face from Bucky the Super-Beaver!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have you heard...
MLLASH got a scar from the feces of Bucky the Super-Beaver!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
MLLASH's facial scar came from Bucky's pet super-beaver!
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
MLLASH's favourite part came from Bucky's pet, Somer Beaver.
Posted by Caliente on :
My sash is a favorite part of a lucky pet's summer fever.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Caliente's rash got her favorite partner's pet locked up forever.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Caliente dashed to get a favor parted from Matlock in September.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Caliente's haberdashery gets its flavor from Matlock's timber.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Cali entered hard dastardly gents in favor of Matlock
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Cauliflower has astral tree jets of flavor for Matlock.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Matlock and Flavor Flav jetted to Austria for some cauliflower
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Matt locked Flavor Flav out if his jet over some flowers.
Posted by Vee on :
Matthew's locks are now flavored with fabulous fruits & flowers
Posted by dedman on :
Matt's two locks are somehow layered with less juice and power.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ultra Matt 's two blocks of layered glass juice up Susan Powder.
Posted by Vee on :
Ultra Matt raced two blocks only to spill Susan's chowder.
Posted by dedman on :
Ultraman threw two rocks at a Souix's father.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
"Ultra-Brite toothpaste rocks", say STU and Heather.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
"Ultra Boy toots Pop Rocks!" says Hugh Hefner.
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Ultra Boy's Tootsie Pop slayed Hugh Hefner!
Posted by Caliente on :
Ultra's boytoy's pop stayed with Hugh and the heifer.
Posted by Vee on :
Ultra coy Roy popped up with Hugh Grant's hooker
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Until Radiation Roy popped up, Stu granted bookies' wishes.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Radiation Roy and STU dropped by to wash the Rookery's dishes.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you heard.....
Radiation Roy, while stewed, dropped the Rookery's dishes.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
boy, when stewed, Rockhopper dropped dishes on the radiator.
Posted by Vee on :
Have you heard...
boy, so crude, Rocky dropped trou' in front of the Terminator
Posted by dedman on :
Boys are so rude! Rocky stuffed trout in the perculator.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Lad Boy's so rude! He stuffed Rocky's trout in the park.
Posted by Vee on :
Lad Boy's so lewd! He stroked Rocky's feathers when it got dark
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you heard....
Lad Boy's so loud, he shouted Rocky's Theme after dark.
Posted by Vee on :
Have you heard...
Lad Boy's so proud, he shouted down Rocky in the park.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Lad Boy sold shortened hockey teams to Mark.
Posted by Vee on :
Have you heard...
Lad Boy short sheeted the hockey team at the Mark 5 Hotel
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Have You heard... Lad Boy showed the hockey team to Maroon 5.
Posted by Vee on :
Have you heard...
Lad Boy showed the hockey team how to do the "hand jive"
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you heard...
Lad Boy showered the hockey team in chives.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
Lardy's boys' shunned the hockey team in China.
Posted by Vee on :
Have you heard...
Lardy's boys' smashed the hockey puck made of China
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you heard...
Lardy's boys' smashed a hockey puck over China's head.
Posted by dedman on :
Lardy trashed Lash's truck instead of China's
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Lard Lad and Lash drove a truck made of china.
Posted by dedman on :
Lard Lad and Lash dove into the muck over in China.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Lard Lad and Lash strove to muck-rake about Indo-China.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Lardy and Lash strew mushrooms around Indonesia.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Lately Lash has been harvesting straw mushrooms in Indonesia.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Lastly, ash has been helping to season mushroom stew for Invisible Brainic.
Posted by Vee on :
Have you heard...
Lately, ash has been hovering in a mushroom cloud over Istanbul
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Have you heard...
Lady Ashley has been hoovering mushrooms before crowds in Istanbul.
Posted by Vee on :
Have you heard...
Lady Ashki has been wowwing crowds in Istanbul
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Actor Lad has been winning clouds for Isabel.
Posted by dedman on :
Have you heard...
Actor Lad was whining about Claude's icy bells
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Actor Lad was willing to aid Gary Concord in Bali.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you heard....
Actor Lad was whirling around in Gary Concord's ballet.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard....
Actor Lad was whistling "Allouette" while Gary conquered Baltimore.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard....
Actor Lad was writing a letter while Gaby Hayes climbed the Biltmore.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard....
Astro Boy went later to greater Hartford clinging to Bevis.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you heard....
Astro Boy went lamely to Gerald Ford whinging about Beatles.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
The Astros boiled lint tamely with General Foods warnings from Bevis.
Posted by Caliente on :
Have you heard...
The Houston Astros billed Lynn Tamely for general things and foods despite warnings from Bevis.
Posted by dedman on :
Have you heard...
A huge asteroid bumped Liz Taylor's rings and fooled Bevis' early warning system.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
Hugh Astor bumped into Liz Taylor and fooled Regis Philbin's early morning system.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Have you heard...
Hugh Astor dumped Liz Taylor, who drooled over Regis Philbin this morning then kissed him.
Posted by dedman on :
You asked her to stump Liz Taylor, who appeared with Regis Phibin who was in mourning.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
STU answered Rick Tyler's apple while moaning about his Royal Fizz-bin.
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Have you heard? Stewardesses' apple martinis are more than Royal Fizzes!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Stupid apples markets are made holy by the Royal Inquisitor.
Posted by dedman on :
Spigold apples were marked and poked full of holes by her Royal Highness.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
Spider Girl applies wet, marked polka dots and holes on her royal tights.
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Have you heard...
Spider Girl lies about the wet marks, dots and holes in her royal thighs.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
Spider Girl lies around with Wetworks, digging holes in royal things.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Sketch Lad spied a girl on Legion World, doing hulas in Spellbinder's palace
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Have you heard?
Sketch Lad spilled his guts on Legion World, while hula-hooping with Spellbinder.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you heard...
Sketch Lad spiked his gin on Legion World, while hip-hoppers were spellbound.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Sketching lads were smuggled into Legion World, while Harbinger was bound.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you heard...
Kvetching Labs were snuggled on Legion World, while Harbinger was bound for glory.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Flexing abs were ogled on Legion World while Harbinger told a story.
Posted by dedman on :
"Fixing Cabs" was googled on LegionWorld because Harbi told off Lori.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
"Fixing Cobie" was going on, on Legion World, because Harbi sold off Lori.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Fact-checking Cobie was on Legion World and Harbi sold her lorry.
Posted by dedman on :
The fat Czechoslokian visited Legion World when Harbi told a story.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
A fast check from an Imskian had Vee insisting that Legion World had mold on a pony.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
Arafat's check formed an Imskian hajj, but Vee insists that Legion World has a monopoly.
[ March 09, 2007, 12:21 PM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Hat Check Girl from Imsk had Vee insist that Legion Worlders played Monopoly.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you heard....
Hatchet Girls and Imps had Vee insist that Legion Worlders had mono.
Posted by Ram Boy on :
Have you heard....
Flat-chested girls and their pimps had Vee insist that Legion Worlders listen to Yoko Ono.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard....
Fat-bottomed girls and their sisters pimped up Vee, so that Legion Worlders like Koko's oboe.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard....
Phantom Girl and a spinster skipped with Vee, so more Legion Worlders would try playing the oboe.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Phantom Girl and a web-spinner slapped Vee while Legion Worlders were playing in aloe?
Posted by dedman on :
Phantom Girl and Tangleweb slapped me because Legion Worlders were playing alone.
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Fan girls got tangled hair because Legion Worlders won't pay for a comb.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard....
Fangirl Girl got entangled here because Legion World errs when it plays for crumbs.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you heard...
Fangirl Guy got engaged here because Legion World irks players and bums.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Fangirl got her guy enraged because Legendary poster Cobalt Kid played with her bum.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Fangirl's guy engaged her legs and pictured Cobalt Kid playing with his bug.
Posted by Vee on :
Fangirl got enraged because Cobie turned his sheep into a rug Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Fangirl alleged that Cobie and a sheep danced the Frug.
Posted by Vee on :
Fangirl alleged that Cobie "scored" the sheep via drugs.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Fangirl challenged Cobie to score the sheep via drugs.
Posted by dedman on :
Fangirl changed Cobie into a sore man via hot sheep love.
Posted by Timberwolf on :
Fangirl changed Cobie into a fat man via hot dog love.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
Phantom Girl challenged Cobie to fight He-Man's violent dog without a glove.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Phantoms channeled Cobie to fight Hrun's visigoths inside a glade.
Posted by Blockade Boy on :
Condoms...click..bzzzzzzzz. Damn FBI watchdogs leave my connections alone.
beep boop boop - brap bop bop boop.... hello?
Fans canceled Moby's night song "New Dawn Fades."
Posted by Sketch Lad on :
Fins channelled Moby Dick's flight along New Dawn Space.
Posted by dedman on :
Fish cancelled Moby Dick's fight with Dawnstar's face.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Shark Lad called Cobie "Dick" right after Dedman fainted.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
Shark Lad culled Cobie's ducks right after Dedman painted.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Shark Lad cut Cobie's Dockers after Dedman was pantsed.
Posted by Outdoor Miner on :
Have you heard....
Shark Lad docked Cobie's pay while Dedman panted.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Shark Lad decked Cobie after Dedman ranted.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
Shark's lady decorated Cobie's raft, which Dedman rented.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
A sharp lady laughed at Cobie's deck and Dedman vented.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
The shrimp lady laughed at Cobie's wreck, which dead men evaded.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Have you heard...
The chimp lazily laughed at Cobie's work, which demeaned Eva.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have you heard...
Detective Chimp laughed at the laziness of Cobie's working demeanor forever.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Detective Comics launched a business of Cobie walking to meet Eryk Davis Ester.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Have you Heard . . .
Defecting communists had a business lunch meeting with Cobie and Eryk Davis Ester.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Dessert at a business lunch left commuters talking about Kobe Bryant's date with Eryk Davis Ester.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Eryk Davis Ester deserted me at a business luncheon and left his computer to go shopping at Lane Bryant!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Eryk Davis Ester and Lad Boy had lunch in the desert, leaving computations for shipping lion brains.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
Eryk Davis Ester and Lad Boy had brunch at the Desert Inn, leading Computo to shop for lionel trains.
Posted by dedman on :
EDE and Lard Boy had breakfast with dessert, leaving Computo stuck on the El-Train.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
EDE and Lard Lad went berserk with Computo and were cleaning junk off a swell drain.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
EDE and Lardy went broke when Comp-USA cleansed its junk bonds on a slow day.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Have you heard...
EDE and Lardy went bonkers when Cape Cod USA released its drunk blondes on a ho's day
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
EDE and Lash went to Yonkers from Cape Cod to release a trunk of blondes on a Tuesday.
Posted by dedman on :
Edie and Lash went to Yonkers to catch and release codfish while a punk fought Doomsday.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Eydie Gorme and Lash went to Yalta to kvetch about relish & old fish when a hunk caught shrooms today.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Lash ate a gourmet dinner of malt, ketchup, relish, cold fish and mushrooms and caught a hunk today.
Posted by CJ Taylor on :
Have you heard...
Lash had a gourd in May, mauled cats, relived old fishing wounds and coughed up chunks today.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Lash hoarded hay in a mall with Reboot after dishing up coffee for Chuck Taine.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Have you heard...
Lash ordered a malt with his boot while dialing Gilbert Godfrey with his brain.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Have you heard ...
Lash's sordid alt wears boots while diving with Melissa Gilbert in the rain.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard ...
Lash is all sore from wearing boots while driving Marisa Tomei from the train.
Posted by Caliente on :
Have you heard...
Slash gave the boot to Marisa Tomei!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
Marisa gave Flash's boot to George Takei!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Marcia flashed while Greg took pictures.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Martian flesh with eggs is pictured on the Cafe Cramer menu.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Martin flashed his legs for Fat Cramer's nephew.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Martin washed his legs for Fat Cramer's nephew.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Martin Walsh legged it over to Fat Cramer's nephew's.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Have you heard:
Martin Walsh liked it over at Fat Cramer's new pew.
[ October 18, 2007, 04:17 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Martian warlords liked it over at Fat Tony's.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Have you heard,
Martian warlords like Tony's fat over rice.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Marni Nixon looked Stoopid Cat over twice.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Have you heard ....
Richard Nixon licked Stoopid Cat all over --- TWICE!!!
Posted by Caliente on :
Have you heard...
Cynthia Nixon kicked her stupid cat into Rover twice.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Have you heard...
A Sin City Vixen cooked her stewed cat in a roaster twice.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
During Spin City, Vicky hooked her cat Sue to a rooster in a trice.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Have you heard,
During the spin cycle, Vicky, a hooker, caught Sue with a Rastafarian.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard,
Enduring a splintering bicycle, Vicky's hookah was smoked by a Rastafarian.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Have you heard ...
During her cycle, Vicky's hoop skirt was stroked by a nasty fairy.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Enduring icicles, Colin Mochrie averted a stroke while playing the Snack Fairy
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
While touring, the Icicle hollered meekly and vented with Stratum while waiting for the Staten Island Ferry.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
While touring with the Ice Capades, Stratum honored the meerkats of Staten Island.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
While touting the nice Cascades, Seattle's honored mayor cattily stated he owned ten islands.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
While pouring Cascade nicely in Seattle, Caliente marched onward, stating she owed ten eyebrows.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Have you heard ...
While pursuing her crusade nightly in Seattle, Caliente marched stately with ten crossbows.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard ...
While perusing Crujectra's nighties in Seattle, Caliente matched ten ribbons and bows.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
While persuading Crujectra nightly, Caliente secretly watched ten beaus riding.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
have you heard...
when the Persuader knighted Crujectra, Caliente's secret watch struck ten.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
The Persuader noticed Crujectra and Caliente keeping watch over ten skunks.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Have you heard,
Crujectra persuaded Caliente to keep washing ten noted skanks.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Cru loaned her suede jacket to Caliente who owed ten notes to loan sharks.
Posted by Pov on :
Have you heard...
Cru used her lifejacket while Cali rowed ten boats past lion sharks.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Our crew team's lifejackets are on the Nile, and Cali's boasting about her past with lying sharks.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Have you heard,
Cali's boasting to liars in SHAKES, "Screw our team's jackets, Lyle."
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Cali's posting flyers in SHAKES that say "Sew a tweed jacket with style."
Posted by Everyday Girl on :
Ohmygod! Have you like heard...
Cali wore a tweed jacket that said "Leader Lady Style" to SHAKES!
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Have you heard,
Cali swore on her new tweed jacket, that she's going to shake her booty "Lady Style" tomorrow.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Have you heard...
Allies of Thora carjacked a shipment of Nutri-shakes and boasted of their booty on the Style network.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Have you heard ...
Ali McGraw hijacked a ship of nudists and and broadcast their bodies on the Style network.
Posted by Caliente on :
Have you heard...
Tim McGraw hijacked a news broadcast with groupies from the Style network.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
Tom McCraw hijacked a Khund broad who was casting groupers from Stealth's fishnets.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Quickdraw McGraw said "Hi Jackie", to a country broad who was groping Stealth with her castanets.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard...
"Johnny Quick outdrew Groo," said Jeckie, to the county's Board of Health, with her castaways.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard...
Johnny drank his Quik and grew two heads, so Crujectra counted boards to help her cassowary.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Have you heard,
Jean Nie spanked his chick and grew a beard so that Crujectra could achieve ecstacy with a count.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard, Chuck splashed with Jean Naté and groomed Count von Count's beard so that Crujectra wouldn't sneeze excessively.
Posted by KryptonKid on :
Have you heard...
Luck and cash, which Juno granted Crete, can't be sought through electric means without Zeus' vexing.
Posted by Askanipsion on :
......umm what are you guys talking about??? I am lost <confused>
Posted by KryptonKid on :
quote:Originally posted by Askanipsion: ......umm what are you guys talking about??? I am lost <confused>
quote:Originally posted by Lad Boy: I'll start a rumor. The next poster passes it along with slight modification or misquote.
Have you heard . . . Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare are two really bright guys.
It's like the kids' game "Telephone," only you pass on the message intentionally askew.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard?
Lucky Lash went to Crete in June and bought eclectic beans and juice from Rex.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
Lucky Lash went to Crete with June Lockhart and brought electric beans and juice for sex.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Flunky Flashman went to a crate which soon locked up his heart with electric beams and fused hexes.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
Have you heard?
Funky the Flasher-man went on a date which soon broke his heart with eclectic schemes and shoes in Texas.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard?
Frankie Fleischmann dated a witch, broke her heart and electricuted a shoe salesman from Texas.
Posted by dedman on :
Frannie the freshman baited some fish, spoke in the dark and parachuted into Texas
Posted by Exnihil on :
[ October 13, 2008, 01:05 PM: Message edited by: Exnihil ]
Posted by Gamara on :
Frankie the French man waited for Trish, woke in the park and partially raised taxes.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Have you heard?
Frank touched the Frenchman's tush, right in the park, while Patty razed Texas.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard?
Frank heard the Frenchman hush Nighty in the dark while Lardy ate tacos.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Have you heard?
Frank the Hunchback tushed Lando while eating flamingos!
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Frank's hatchback touched Linda while reading Freidrich Engels!
Posted by Gamara on :
Fran Halfback-Touche lied, I'll redeem free rituals.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
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Fanfic Lass backed up to ride while reheating free victuals.
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Well, have you heard:
Fanatic Lass bagged up two ryes while eating three ventricles!
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Do you know? Do you know? Have you heard the news?
Fanatics kidnapped a lass in bag and they choked her to death with two rye sandwiches with goats heart ventricles!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
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Lash was kidnapped during The Fantasticks by an artichoke with breath like dry sanitizer and a goat with tentacles.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
It's been a while, so I'll mishear myself:
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Lash napped while driving a Fanta truck and Bea Arthur choked on dry salami and a goat with tentacles.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
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Lad Boy strapped on a fantastic belt and barfed on Dyna-Dik, the GoBot with testicles.
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Lad Boy sat on my fantastic pickles and married Dyna-Soar and Goober, while kicking the brat's testicles.
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LeBeau stumped fanatically for potheads and carried Dina Lohan as they Hoovered cocaine from receptacles.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
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Lobo studied fandango with Jughead and Lois in Gary's diner that hovers on a rectangle.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
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Lobo's studded leather finally got Jughead and Lois too scared to dine at Hubbard's, although they wrangled.
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Lobo's studded leather finally got Lois's jugs too scared to dine at Hubbards, although they dangled.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
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Loco stayed with Heather, floating on Lois' jugs to Skartaris with the Brothers Walko.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
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Heather went totally loco, and sent mugs flying towards Lois after she caught her pouring tartar sauce on Malcolm's bro!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Have you heard? Locally-grown heather was sent to Lois in a mug after she taught Malcolm to make tartar sauce like a pro.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
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Louise and Louis got mugged for their Tabasco sauce by pro-wrestlers wearing nothing but leather!
Posted by cleome45 on :
Have you heard...?
St. Louis got hugged by Tabasco Sauce recipe wielders citing nothing but November's weather!
[ November 19, 2011, 11:00 AM: Message edited by: cleome45 ]
Posted by Jerry on :
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St. Louis got hit by a Tabasco Sauce tornado. Strange weather for November.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
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Loser Lad lost his tobacco shop, which is strange because no one remembered winter.
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Lethargic Lad looted a toboggan shop, while strange bears remaindered whistles.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
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Loser Lad lost his lethargy because white werewolves chased him into a shop.
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Cheryl Ladd tossed this liturgy because night workers raced her to the bus stop.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
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Cheryl Blossom tossed Archie out on his bum because she found out he'd cruise at the bus stop at night!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
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Arches blossomed out of Shirley's bum when she saw Tom Cruise at the bus stop last night.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
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Shirley Temple gave her arch to Tom Sawyer when they bumped buses last night.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
Shirley went to Temple, Texas, with Tom's arch lawyer and got bombed on the bus last night.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
A temple to lawyers magically appeared in Texas. Surely you don't think Tom had anything to do with it?
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
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A tempting magic lawyer appeared in Texas; suddenly, Hugh donated Tom's hat to go with him.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
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The Fighting Temptations invited Hugh and Tammy to join them for a magic show in Tennessee.
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Hugh and Tammy were tempted to fight a magician in tennis shoes.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
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Huge Manbreasts and Tamper Lad were temping as magicians with ten inch shoes!
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
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Ceej and a man bested Tamper Lad while taping a musician for tennis shows.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
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Tampering with Lad Boy's CDs led many men to get hit by magical tennis balls.
Posted by cleome45 on :
Tampons which lack buoyancy seemingly cost less, meaning women get helpful bargains on monthly toiletry budgets.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
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In Tampa, Power Boy and Semi caught mean Leslie getting hateful barnyard toilets from musty budgies.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
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Powerful semi trucks leaped over barns full of nasty, pudgy pigeons.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
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Power Girl, semi-intoxicated, leaped into a barn full of nasty Pudding Pops.
Posted by Dave Hackett on :
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Power Girl, super-intoxicated, lathered up a barn full of nasally. plodding Cops.
Posted by Fanfic Lady on :
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Power Girl, recently indoctrinated, showered in a stall that was needlessly hot.
Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
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Power Boy indecently towered over the doctors, becoming exceedingly tall.
Posted by Jerry on :
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Power Boy went to the tall medical tower and met with an indecent doctor!
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
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The tall doctor meted out punishments to a glowering Power Boy.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
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The top doctor met our paramour Power Girl at Glorith's.
Posted by Jerry on :
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The top doctor met a pair or more of Power Puff Girls and Gloria.
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The hot doctor ate pear, cream puff and soya.
Posted by Invisible Brainiac on :
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The hot proctor basted bears, Hilary Duff and Renee Montoya.
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