...when they all want to play bridge or pinochle?

They just go the usual route and play strip Twister instead.

What a horrible, horrible image. Eeek!

Oh, the Emerald Empress doesn't make a bad image at all. The toher four, though... double eek!

I can see Mano strutting around arrogantly, taunting the others to challenge him at arm wrestling...

Not many know this but Validus does needlepoint