Fake Breasts, Wig Found In Man\'s Car

For the record, it wasn't me.

And where exactly was Cobie this past weekend?

yeah. You're classier than that.

You'd have walked I-384, not I-291.

Nothing classy about it... 384's closer, that's all.

Bah! Everyone knows my handsome features make me resemble a DC Silver Age do-gooder like Tenzil or Dirk and surely they would have made mention of that if it was me!

Obviously this is yet another ploy by Dan Didio to keep me away from San Diego, where I will beat him up, fix DC and get the girl(s)!

um, Cobes? Didio was just here 5 minutes ago. I'm not sure he realized you were joking.

apparently there's a restraining order on the way.

either that or Superman-Prime is going to crash the wedding of Mr and Mrs Cobalt.

We're back to calling him Superboy-Prime, Kent. Dad D -said- so!

Ha! Legendary heroes like me use Superboy Prime's as magic carpets when I'm too lazy to fly myself (re: always).

If only there was a Cobalt Kid on Earth-Prime to have inspired Superboy Prime to be a true hero! Much like I've inspired so many other young heroes like Caliente, Hrun the Barbarian and Thora!

Hey! I was matched w/ that fella on eHARMONY!

They really needed a picture of the guy in the thong. *sigh*

Maybe Rhino can link you to the guy's eHarmony pics...

<*whew* I'm glad no one recognized me!>

A one hour police search? Arrested? A $2500 bond? For wearing a thong, a wig, and fake breasts? America is such a strange place. Have we lost our sense of humor? I imagine the guy has mental health issues. Don't get me started on the shameful criminalization of mental illness in this country.

"Thong thung bluuu, evwybody nose one..."

Did you ever find pictures of that man in a thong, Quis?

It might have been a really, really terrible wig.

Tell it like it is, Jerry!

Jerry for President of the USA!

Hang on, was the guy dressed as Laurel Gand?

I'm sure there's a $2500 fine for impersonating a Daxamite. He should count himself lucky. It's a death penalty on Khundia.