<watches the festivities from afar>

*tee hee* Silly LMB! I guess they actually *do* have a reason to drink today!

<places envelope on Cobalt Kid’s desk, in his Office of Security>

Not me, though. Goodbye, LMBP…

Dear Cobie,

In light of recent events, including a wedding to Viviane and seeing just how much you place your job as Chief of Security over everything else, I realized that since my return to the LMBP and Legion World, things haven’t been right for us.

Let’s face it—married life just isn’t for you and me. There are too many sexy men and women out there that deserve our attention, and we always work the best when we’re chasing each other, not when we actually have to be together for the long haul.

I’ve requested an annulment of our marriage. Maybe now, we can be free to do whatever we like, without a second thought. I’ll be back to the LMBP and Legion World sometime soon…but for now, I think I need to find my own way again.

Love,
Spacey

XOXOXOX

Ummm, Space Tart. I do moonlight as a Space Divorce Attorney. I think we could get you substantial support and a signficant share of the philanderer's assets, if you divorce him rather than annul the marriage. Annulment means that the marriage never existed, so you would have no marital rights. Think about it - greed is really in this year.

...

And so it goes.

<signs documents, seals envelope and sends it on>

Maybe one day we’ll find what we once had…

Poor Cobie Cakes

If you need consoling, my door is always open...

Oh, wait... I don't have a door at the moment.

Give me some time to get a door, and then give me a call

Thanks Princess

We'll have to enact the Crujectra/Cobalt Protocols a lot sooner now!

I suppose everyone grieves in their own way.

Spacey - any time you want a shoulder to cry on ...

I'm still owe you from the time you saved Harbingers life.

Come to think of it, I don't know just how solid my shoulders are at the moment.

Even though Cobie is my dad. Well, partly.

God, this gets complicated.

Lets just say I'm here if you need me - oh, except for next week when I'm on holiday ....

You know what I'm tryin' ta say.

Don't you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What are you cackling about, Luna?

That's right, Space Tart's back!

Lock up your men, LMBP ladies!

Even the gay ones!?! Wow you are a powerful Space Tart

Especially the gay ones!

Did you leave?

I have no men, they tend to be useless.

I never cackle, real ladies chortle.

Space Tart's influence has no effect on me...i am invulnerable to the wiles of a beautiful woman...

Welcome back Spacey!

And lookin' sexy too, I might add...

Hiya Cobes. You're looking as delicious as ever I see. Being single really does agree with you!

So I took a few weeks off, y'know and did some thinking. How unlike me, right? *tee hee!*

I also had a few adventures while I was away! Battled a couple of villains and somehow ended up an honorary member of the Super Lesbian League, which was really weird!

Sorry for ditching you and all, but you deserved it, as you well know. It's nice to be back, though.

He did deserve, I'm liking this one.