I thought Dairy Queen had already married Orange Julius?
If they have ice-cream-based offspring, I hope the lil' ones take after their mother. Burger King's shakes always seem gritty and artificial-tasting...
I think that Dairy Queen and Burger King would fit right in with Sun Emperor, Cosmic King, Saturn Queen and Lightning Lord. And their young 'un would reject their oppressive ways and be a force for good!
Originally posted by He Who Wanders: I heard Ron used to date Wendy. His nickname for her was "Frosty."
Of course, the once-innocent Wendy later fell in with a bad crowd -- Carl's Jr., Jack-in-the-Box, and In-n-Out Burger, who clearly had nothing on their minds beyond, well, you know...