...But Dr. Gym'll is in the hizzah! I'm SURE I'll be fixed up in a jiffy!

Welcome to L*World, Doc!

That tends to happen after 28 meaningful encounters.

But it was with myself and a couple dozen videotapes! ...and I KNOW where I'VE been!

Are you *sure* that you know where you've been?

I'm afraid you're suffering from dickyllus. Li'l Povvins will have to be removed.

Some Fast-Acting ProFem might eliminate the problem.

I can't wait to see what Poverty Lass looks like!

Kinda like Marie Osmond with less teeth.

Current Marie, or when she was on the TV show with her boyfriend Donnie?

What do you mean they were bro and sis?

Pervs.

Well, when I saw the title of this masterpiece thread, I had to it

Masterpiece Thread, with Pov as host.

I think the burning question is, does it still hurt when Pov bees. Burning indeed.

Pov has bees????? Does he also have hives for them to live in?

Pov has hives? Is he allergic to bees?

sounds like Pov's gittin' himself a little honey! heh-heh

Until Pov addresses this important topic, I refuse to let this burning question slip away!

Reminds me of some song they used to sing back in college;

Syphilis,
it all started with a simple kiss
now it hurts when I take a piss
oh why did I get syphilis?

Leprosy,
all the parts are falling off of me,
I'm not half the man I used to be
oh why did I get leprosy?

[I forget any other lyrics, on account of I was really drunk at the time]

Poor POV never did get that cleared up. >shame<

ON the other hand, he's got more frequent flyer miles with Doc than Invisible Kid does after DRura leaves.

Maybe Pov is really from Somahtur too. That would explain a lot.

Like his pasty white skin!

*giggling uncontrollably* Who dug this thread up from the depths? Rick? LOL

PovFact! My most recent infusion was delayed 3 weeks by a UTI! All better now, thankfully, but what a... wait for it... pisser I was already feeling like it was drugtime, so the extra 3 weeks knocked me on my @$$... Thankfully, I'm about back to what passes for normal for me...

(Disclaimer: No space-hooker contact was involved with this latest round of The Burn... HONEST )

All's well that ends well Glad you're better, Pov!

And we know it wasn't a space-hooker. It was just an ordinary earth-hooker, right?

Sorta... UConn undergrads needing tuition assistance. I'm promoting Higher Education.

(Cobie doesn't like to talk about it, and may in fact DENY it, but I got him through college. He may or may not be the World's Best Kisser... )

My brain just exploded.

So that's how students pay off tuition...

Now we know what you gotta do, BraJa!

Dear god, I hope not.

At least you can get tuition from Pov. Here, you will only get sneakers!

So I heard

I pray that I never become so destitute.

Or a need for many pairs of sneakers!