I'm not inhaling anything near Lardy...

Too many Captains = sure to get bloody. I'll stay in my cabin until it's settled.

I'll be off the starboard bow ... in case any one gets drunk and falls overboard ...

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I prefer to think of Cobie as the cabin steward, whom I feel compelled to molest shamelessly. Is that wrong?

Princess, You can't molest the willing.

Those of you thinking the ship is at full-mast would be right

I'm surprised the ship doesn't capsize with a mast so big!

It's all in the handling of the rigging...

Where's the rum???

No rum. But I've got a little bit of Vodka left.