I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 01:42 AM
...er!
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 02:46 AM
... loner.
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 02:49 AM
.. pianist.
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 03:06 AM
... broncing buck with a pink carnation and a pickup truck
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 04:35 AM
...shoe salesman!
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 04:36 AM
(and Rick, FYI: this thread already rocks HARD)
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 04:40 AM
<font face="chalkboard">...MICHAEL LANDON CLONE!!</font f>
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 04:41 AM
...Missing Persons fan!
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 04:42 AM
Quote
Originally posted by MLLASH:
...Missing Persons fan!
...Missing Persons fan!
http:/
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 05:04 AM
...tranny. 
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 05:05 AM
GASP!!!!
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 05:19 AM
... mutant ninja turtle.
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 06:07 AM
...Wasteland! (DUN-DUN)
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 07:02 AM
... armageddon
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 07:02 AM
... Rebel nerd.
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 07:10 AM
...communist for the FBI?
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 07:57 AM
...fembot.
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 08:10 AM
...super-hero in the Thirtieth Century!
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 09:16 AM
...angsty poet.
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 01:38 PM
... sex pot.
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 02:25 PM
...idiot.
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 02:46 PM
rock star.
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 03:33 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
...angsty poet.
...angsty poet.
You were... <span style="font-size: 15px;">MLLASH?!</span>
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 04:56 PM
... prestidigitator.
Re: I was a teenage... - 12/31/10 05:00 PM
...teetotaler (I got better)
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/01/11 01:32 AM
...jive turkey.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/01/11 03:05 AM
... love machine... not!
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/01/11 04:45 AM
...licorice licker.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/01/11 04:46 AM
...heartthrob. not.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/01/11 04:49 AM
Grandparent.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/01/11 01:37 PM
... honkey.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/01/11 01:40 PM
...honkey tonk.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/01/11 01:44 PM
... call girl.
that's right bud, I said GIRL!
that's right bud, I said GIRL!
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/01/11 04:59 PM
...Space Cadet.
(Well, I was)
(Well, I was)
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/02/11 12:22 AM
... Nazi hunter
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/02/11 01:29 AM
...surgeon. Call me Doogie.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/02/11 04:32 AM
...ne'er do well!
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/02/11 12:02 PM
... drunken slob.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/02/11 09:31 PM
...el chupacabras.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/02/11 10:07 PM
<span style="font-size: 15px;"><font face="chalkboard">...skinny tie fetishist!</font f></span> 
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/02/11 10:07 PM
... master baiter. I really liked to fish.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 12:04 AM
... mad scientist.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 12:34 AM
... wasteland
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 12:39 AM
... master bather...I really believe in being clean.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 12:52 AM
...mouth breather.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 04:11 AM
... harlem globetrotter.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 04:24 AM
...war monger
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 10:51 AM
... hussy.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 11:27 AM
...AARP member.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 01:36 PM
...misanthrope.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 03:21 PM
...Wookie
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 04:37 PM
...forum troll.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 05:34 PM
...hand model.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 06:12 PM
...soap-carver.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 06:28 PM
...r, but I grew out of it.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/03/11 08:21 PM
reprobate. but learned the error of my ways
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 12:22 AM
... Paleolithic man.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 01:43 AM
...Titan, and then I died. 
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 03:01 AM
Celebrity... Drugs, Drink, Court, and Rehab... Let the good times roll
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 03:31 AM
...stamp collector.
(Actually true.)
(Actually true.)
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 04:10 AM
...rutabaga masher.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 04:55 AM
I was never a teenager. I drank a magic potion to skip from 12 to 20.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 01:26 PM
... failed experiment.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 01:37 PM
...lemur trainer.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 01:46 PM
... Tulvanian Witch Wolf.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 01:50 PM
...SAT taker.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 01:57 PM
... Moopsball champion.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 08:10 PM
.....Selective service recruit
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 08:20 PM
...dirtbag, baby, like you.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 08:24 PM
...r in love!
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 09:04 PM
Drag Racer. (And no not a contestant on RuPaul's Show)
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 09:09 PM
Sun worshiper.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/04/11 09:36 PM
... manic depressive
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/05/11 03:18 AM
.....Angel of Death
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/05/11 03:32 AM
...girl detective.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/05/11 01:14 PM
...pep rally attendee. The relationship didn't last; As soon as I discovered coffee, I kicked pep's butt out.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/05/11 01:16 PM
... runway model. Word.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/06/11 01:30 AM
...last son of Krypton.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/06/11 03:39 AM
... vagabond, rogue, biker.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/06/11 03:44 AM
...Man Who Fell To Earth™!
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/06/11 03:46 AM
...doorknob collector (Aunt Clara was my role model).
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/06/11 03:48 AM
... belly dancer.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/07/11 07:56 AM
...Challenge Court Custodian.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/07/11 10:50 AM
... comedy relief.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/07/11 02:33 PM
...relief pitcher.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/07/11 05:49 PM
...fender benderer.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/07/11 08:20 PM
...dumbass.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/07/11 11:39 PM
.....Jackass
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/08/11 12:19 AM
... lardass
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/08/11 02:33 AM
... vampire wannabe
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/09/11 11:25 PM
It's okay, FK, they make a salve for that.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/09/11 11:33 PM
...antennae-fancier!
[makes doe-eyes at Ambush Bug]
[makes doe-eyes at Ambush Bug]
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/09/11 11:34 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Jerry:
...girl detective.
...girl detective.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/10/11 12:27 AM
... fighter pilot.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/13/11 04:35 PM
... Higalo. Much better than a Gigalo!
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/13/11 06:15 PM
...Air Supply groupie!
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/13/11 08:31 PM
... pooper scooper. I had a dog.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/13/11 11:54 PM
... dragon slayer.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/14/11 01:38 AM
...wombat.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/14/11 04:19 AM
...tap dancing fool! And I still got it in me!
tap tap tap ta-tap tap
tippitytippitytippitytippitytippitytippity
ta-tap tap TAP!
tap tap tap ta-tap tap
tippitytippitytippitytippitytippitytippity
ta-tap tap TAP!
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/14/11 01:12 PM
... tap dancer killer.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/14/11 06:14 PM
...stride pianist!
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/14/11 11:36 PM
... hat wearer. It's true.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/16/11 12:12 AM
... royal food taster.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/16/11 02:24 AM
...stripper. (Of furniture, that is. I loved shop class!)
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/16/11 03:22 AM
...skinny dipper. and thats real truth.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/16/11 02:07 PM
... body double.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/20/11 05:08 AM
...pudding enthusiast.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/20/11 10:49 AM
...table waiter/dishwasher/hamburger flipper, all at the same time.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/20/11 02:15 PM
...counter-tenor!
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/21/11 12:21 AM
... aristocrat!
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/21/11 12:36 AM
...daredevil. But, unknown.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/21/11 04:53 AM
Quote
Originally posted by cleome:
...stamp collector.
(Actually true.)
...stamp collector.
(Actually true.)
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/21/11 04:58 AM
...leisure suit wearer. (But not for long.)
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/21/11 04:59 AM
...warm-blood.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/21/11 01:58 PM
... disco duck.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/21/11 09:13 PM
... harbinger of mild annoyances.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/22/11 07:43 AM
...sufferer of the kissing disease.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/22/11 12:35 PM
... mutant ninja turtle.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/22/11 01:03 PM
...mother. It seemed to be the hip thing.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/23/11 01:32 AM
... drunken slob.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/23/11 01:44 AM
...dishwasher!
(Also true.)
(Also true.)
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/23/11 09:30 AM
...reptilian overlord. Well, make that junior overlord.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/23/11 01:53 PM
... juggling acrobatic opera star.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/23/11 04:12 PM
...participant in bubba theatre... also known as high school.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/23/11 05:23 PM
...daydream believer.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/24/11 02:36 AM
... rebel without a cause.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/24/11 04:02 AM
...heartthrob.
Oh, wait, thought this was the lies! All Lies! thread...
Oh, wait, thought this was the lies! All Lies! thread...
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/24/11 04:33 AM
...carpet...
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text"><span style="font-size: 25px;"><font face="cursive">...restorer!</span></font f>
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<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text"><span style="font-size: 25px;"><font face="cursive">...restorer!</span></font f>
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Re: I was a teenage... - 01/24/11 12:23 PM
... capitalist.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/24/11 08:30 PM
...frankenstein
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/25/11 02:20 AM
Super spy... (yeah baby)
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/25/11 03:06 AM
...12-year-old. yeah, I was old for my age.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/25/11 01:24 PM
... firewalker. 
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/26/11 06:33 AM
...Post-structuralist!
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/26/11 12:09 PM
... card sharp. 
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/26/11 12:19 PM
...gutter cleaner, yard trimmer, and grass cutter. Unfortunately, there were no cougars around.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/26/11 12:43 PM
... gunslinger. 
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/26/11 07:15 PM
...gadabout.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/26/11 09:57 PM
...Invisible Kid wannabee.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/27/11 04:38 AM
...speedbump.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/27/11 05:14 AM
...devotee of movie musicals.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/27/11 05:51 AM
...diarist.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/27/11 11:58 AM
... stand-up comic. (Or at least I kidded myself into thinking it)
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/27/11 07:57 PM
...ex pool hustler. My granddad had a country store and I learned early. But then he closed it and I've play maybe thirty games since in the last 30 years.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 02:10 AM
...roustabout.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 03:37 AM
...roundabout.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 03:48 AM
... flatulent
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 03:50 AM
...organist.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 03:51 AM
...organ-thief.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 03:56 AM
...church organist.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 04:06 AM
Quote
Originally posted by cleome:
...church organist.
...church organist.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 04:07 AM
...pedal pusher
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 04:35 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Legion Tracker:
Me too. I just wasn't that precise in my earlier post. [/b]
Quote
Originally posted by cleome:
[b]...church organist.
[b]...church organist.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 04:35 AM
...organic chemist! 
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 04:45 AM
Grit newspaper salesperson. Look it up, youngsters.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 01:26 PM
... failed test subject.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 11:40 PM
...ball of energy.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/28/11 11:44 PM
...cub reporter for a major Metropolitan newspaper.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/29/11 02:45 AM
...doppelganger.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/29/11 01:17 PM
... Spanish flamenco dancer.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/29/11 08:33 PM
...McDonald's Corporation reject!
(Also true, but I never returned their stupid uniform. It's probably still somewhere in my Mom's garage.)
(Also true, but I never returned their stupid uniform. It's probably still somewhere in my Mom's garage.)
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/30/11 12:32 AM
... cancan/ burlesque dancer.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/30/11 12:37 AM
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/30/11 02:45 AM
Quote
Originally posted by cleome:
...McDonald's Corporation reject!
(Also true, but I never returned their stupid uniform. It's probably still somewhere in my Mom's garage.)
...McDonald's Corporation reject!
(Also true, but I never returned their stupid uniform. It's probably still somewhere in my Mom's garage.)
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/30/11 04:23 AM
LT, I think that the sociologists would call our parallel lives, "American monoculture."
So did you work over there during their horrid maroon-and-black phase for uniforms, too?
So did you work over there during their horrid maroon-and-black phase for uniforms, too?
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/30/11 04:43 AM
I was probably a decade ahead of you. White shirt, black pants, black clip-on necktie, ugly paper sailor-style hat. For the late 70s, it was very 1950s.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/30/11 04:59 AM
Well, at least I was spared the necktie.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/30/11 08:14 AM
... trumpeter.
Re: I was a teenage... - 01/30/11 02:15 PM
... foot model.
Re: I was a teenage... - 03/03/11 12:26 AM
coal miner's daughter dater.
Re: I was a teenage... - 03/03/11 11:47 PM
...medal-winning competitive diver.
Re: I was a teenage... - 03/04/11 01:32 PM
... wastelander.
Re: I was a teenage... - 03/04/11 08:59 PM
...werewolf hunter.
Re: I was a teenage... - 03/05/11 01:15 PM
... picker of nits.
Re: I was a teenage... - 03/05/11 01:19 PM
... popper of zits.
Re: I was a teenage... - 03/05/11 04:22 PM
...devourer of chocolate bits.
(Really, I can't imagine that being terribly unusual.
)
(Really, I can't imagine that being terribly unusual.
)
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/03/11 03:36 PM
winter track drop-out
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/03/11 09:03 PM
...stock boy.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/03/11 09:12 PM
...nymphomaniac. Now I'm in a wheelchair. True story, cautionary tale.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/03/11 09:28 PM
...drama queen. People love to remind me, too!
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/03/11 10:01 PM
... teen-ager.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/03/11 11:17 PM
... Pumpkin eater.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/04/11 02:03 AM
...track runner.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/04/11 02:25 AM
... ram boy.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/04/11 02:52 AM
... midlife crisis sufferer.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/04/11 04:07 AM
...future king
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/04/11 11:06 AM
... tracker of all things Legion.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/04/11 11:50 PM
miscreant
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/05/11 12:04 AM
pimple popper
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/05/11 12:25 AM
Yellow Pages reader.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/05/11 12:32 AM
artist
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/05/11 12:33 AM
pot smoker.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/05/11 12:43 AM
loner
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/05/11 03:04 AM
... midnight toker.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/07/11 06:10 PM
...choirboy.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/08/11 02:36 PM
Marty Mcfly
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/08/11 06:53 PM
Quote
Originally posted by rickshaw1:
miscreant
miscreant
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/08/11 06:55 PM
...harmonica player.
<span style="font-size: 11px;">(Not a competent teenage harmonica player, but...)</span>
<span style="font-size: 11px;">(Not a competent teenage harmonica player, but...)</span>
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/08/11 10:52 PM
... bastich.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/10/11 12:47 PM
Housebreaker. But I didn't steal, only cooked some of the guys hamburgers. And I was six.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/10/11 03:37 PM
...salesperson.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/10/11 07:06 PM
roustabout... on my bike.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/10/11 07:49 PM
...stunt double for the Jackson 5.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/10/11 10:59 PM
... card sharp/shark/whatever.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/10/11 11:06 PM
...knife thrower. NO, really. I didn't throw them at people or targets, but i was really good at it at one point.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/10/11 11:13 PM
Quote
Originally posted by future king:
... card sharp/shark/whatever.
... card sharp/shark/whatever.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/10/11 11:29 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
"Card sharp" is the correct term. "Card shark", while an apt description, is a common mistake. [/b]
Quote
Originally posted by future king:
[b]... card sharp/shark/whatever.
[b]... card sharp/shark/whatever.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/11/11 01:44 AM
Loan Shark (What? Too soon?)
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/12/11 02:01 AM
... Altar boy
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/16/11 08:27 AM
wetter of other people's beds... with beer.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/16/11 11:39 AM
... Heartthrob.
No really I was.
No really I was.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/16/11 12:54 PM
...wasteland.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/17/11 12:34 AM
.. pre-stress concrete yard worker.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/17/11 01:37 AM
... gas pumper, car washer.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/17/11 01:46 AM
...super-duper long shower taker.
Re: I was a teenage... - 04/17/11 01:52 AM
... barfly.
Re: I was a teenage... - 06/22/11 02:46 PM
skinny dipper, in all senses of the words.
Re: I was a teenage... - 06/22/11 03:15 PM
... " before " picture.
Re: I was a teenage... - 06/22/11 03:49 PM
...model citizen.
Re: I was a teenage... - 06/22/11 04:13 PM
Nutcracker
Re: I was a teenage... - 06/23/11 04:09 AM
...metronome
Re: I was a teenage... - 06/23/11 12:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by rickshaw1:
Nutcracker
Nutcracker
AND DON'T SAY YOU WELL IN THE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS PLAY EITHER!!!
Re: I was a teenage... - 05/27/15 06:36 PM
...teenager. That's right, so good i did it twice.
Re: I was a teenage... - 05/27/15 06:45 PM
...taxi driver, and the meter is running even when you stopped to read this.