Where the hell is my checkbook?
When will the latest Klordny show up in the mail?
What should I get for supper?
Where's the toilet...dumbarse
What happened to all the rum?
Is it too soon to plant onions?
Why can't I get to work without being 15 minutes late anymore?
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?
Where do all the lonely hearts go?
Can you pick all the olives off my half of the pizza?
<span style="font-size: 10px;">Please.</span>
When will I learn when I'm traveling for work I need to maintain discipline in eating?
How do I live without you?
What's it all about, Alfie?
When will you people learn?
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men?
Does my butt look big in this?
Do you want an honest answer?
What's love got to do with it?
Do you want fries with that?
Why am I always so poor? I mean, I've got all these cool comic books.
Did anyone else hear that noise?
Does your cockatoo caca, too?
When's the beast?
Did I ever like to be out in the heat or is my dislike for it a new thing?
Is it dehydration I'm dealing with or food poisoning?
Is this love, or merely tonsillitis?
What will fall apart in this place next?
So when does the mullet come back in fashion?
Did you know those pants made you look fat?
How the hell'd i get this old?
Originally posted by Legion Tracker:
Where did the sun go?
Oh, I can answer that. The sun used to be the brightest star until I came around and outshone it. Now it's sitting in a corner sulking.
Did Joanie really love Chachi?
Do you really save the red ones for last when you eat your Smarties?
Just where is it I could find bear, beaver, and other critters worth cash money when skinned?
Will you hold this for me?
"To be, or not to be ..." that's a question???
Is it cold enough for ya?
Are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet??
Can Quislet, Esq. come out to play?
Why did I eat all of that?
Do you know the way to San Jose'?
Why am I not independently wealthy?
Why do fools fall in love?
Does it come in Black Watch plaid?
Who's that girl running around with you?
Does an orchid have any real hope of thriving in my care?
Do I have the moves like Jagger?
Is she really going out with <span style="font-size: 15px;">him?!</span>
What's love got to do with it?
My 20-year-old grand-daughter actually asked me, "Who is Jagger, and why does he have moves?"
Said by a 29-year-old co-worker of mine in 2004: "Ringo Starr? Wasn't he in a band?"
Why is everyone looking at me?
Is that REAL maple syrup?
Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Do you smell that?
Christ, did a cow shit in here?
Can we go to the videotape?
Why does my dog keep barking at night?
Why did I ever get in this line of work?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
How many of us are there out there?
What do you mean there's no more coffee?!?
What state IS the world in today?
How much coffee is too much coffee?
Exactly who did shoot the deputy?
Will this damn hole in my damn mouth EVER stop hurting?!?!
[cries]
How much did peter piper get paid to pick a peck of pickled peppers?
Who wrote the book of ennui?
How much money is too much money to spend on a backyard renovation?
Do you remember...when we met?
Why do birds... suddenly appear... everytime you are... BLAM!
Supper?
Was it a mistake I could have avoided years ago?
Was the editor passed out drunk that day, or what?
Originally posted by SharkLad:
Was it a mistake I could have avoided years ago?
That's my question du jour too.
How many licks *does* it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
Who you really gonna call?
Is you is or is you ain't mah' baby?
Oh, for florg's sake, what next?!
Why must canker sores take so long to heal?
Do you have a canker sore, too, Sharky?
Why must canker sores be so painful?
What do you do when fantasy consistently feels so much better than reality?
What do you get when you fall in love?
Why were Krispy Kreme donuts calling me today?
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Should I stay or should I go?
How did I get stuck in the middle?
Do I really care what they think of me?
Why did I invite 25 people over this morning?
Do I have a handbag that goes with these shoes?
When will I stop getting pimples?
Should I stay or should I go?
Do you love me, now that I can dance?
What's the use of all these ninja skills if you're a pacifist? walking on the tree tops?
Hamburger or cheeseburger?
<span style="font-size: 16px;">Are those your lolcats?</span>
Should I attempt to become a vegetarian?
Why does chocolate hurt my throat so much?
Who is du Jour and what tha hell do they want?
What makes a good question?
How much further should I push?
How deep inside ae you already?
Do Funyuns ever go on sale?
Why isn't this thread as popular as
Answering Questions with QUestions?
Why am I not independently wealthy?
Why don't I have Harbinger's writerly self-discipline?
Why don't I have Harbinger's writerly self-discipline?
Wouldn't that be stealing?
Why do I constantly feel sleepy?
Why is chemistry so hard?
Why don't I have Harbinger's writerly self-discipline?
Wouldn't that be stealing?
Couldn't I settle for borrowing?
Can it be shared with all of us?
Isn't sharing caring and caring sharing?
Shall we all hug each other to share our caring?