3. Pants. On, off, hot, not.
7. Mancrushes
10.
11. Funyuns
14.
19. Unexpected Fruit!
21. Gender-neutral flirting.
24. A space-maid named Shirley
24. (correction insert) Victorian flirting.
28. Rob Leifeld and his 501's
30. Running gags are a myth like (insert fictional person, place and/or thing) and (insert real person, place and/or thing)!
31. Wait... I thought X was an alt-ID of Y?
32. Erin Gray (not a gag, but definitely a running theme - at least with me and a few others.)
I don't know if the pending torrid love affair between my and Ram Boy's future selves is a legendary board-wide joke. But it should be, damn it!
[glares at cleome]
36. Irregular numbering.
37. BANNED
39. Humorously over-sized Pantaloons
Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
9. Sheep
Originally posted by Dev - Em:
38 Sheep
40. Repetition in list threads.
41 Lists that will inevitably get repeats based on the love of the topic.
44. Celine Dion
Originally posted by Dev - Em:
32. Erin Gray (not a gag, but definitely a running theme - at least with me and a few others.)
I second that emotion!
47. Llance.
48. Sensual misunderstandings!
50. Cobie's multitudes of evil offspring.
51.
53. Allyson Hannigan/Allysa Milano with a pinch of nerd
54. Seahorse's giddy Aunt.
55. Nosferatu. (We don't say that much anymore).
57. The doors from SHAKES and
58. Opal Nera
59. Aunt Ida's Special Lemonade
65. Number threads that continue beyond the designated number.
70. Feigning innocence when a suggestive comment is made.
71. Pants. Pov doesn't have 'em, Senor Widebottom has too much of 'em.
73. Using "space" as an adjective suffix for almost any post... of space.
Originally posted by He Who LSHes:
71. Pants. Pov doesn't have 'em, Senor Widebottom has too much of 'em.
SOMEone had to pick up my slack. Gracias, Senor, gracias!
77. Happy birthday, Sarcasm Lad!
Originally posted by Pov:
Originally posted by He Who LSHes:
[b]71. Pants. Pov doesn't have 'em, Senor Widebottom has too much of 'em.
SOMEone had to pick up my slack. Gracias, Senor, gracias! [/b]Pov's To-Do List:
- Pick up own slacks.
- Re-read #3.
79. 90's song lyrics!
80. Misreading or misinterpeting other people's posts
83. Pecs!??
84. Gams!
85. Chicks without nipples.
89. Doodooheads who don't like spinach.
92. High levels of caffeine
Originally posted by KryptonKid:
[glares at cleome] Don't worry. The Ram Boy/cleome45 future selves affair will be fiery and entertaining, but short-lived. Like maybe three days or twenty-six posts, whichever comes first.
93. Bunnies with pancakes on top of their heads.
Originally posted by cleome45:
Originally posted by KryptonKid:
[b]
[glares at cleome]
Don't worry. The Ram Boy/cleome45 future selves affair will be fiery and entertaining, but short-lived. Like maybe three days or twenty-six posts, whichever comes first.[/b]Starting now, mon petit chéri?
<glares at cleome's heaving bodice* in a THRILLING and LUSTY way>
* <span style="font-size: 11px;">may need some help locating the bodice's exact coordinates </span>
Originally posted by Ram Boy:
Originally posted by cleome45:
[b]
Originally posted by KryptonKid:
[b]
[glares at cleome]
Don't worry. The Ram Boy/cleome45 future selves affair will be fiery and entertaining, but short-lived. Like maybe three days or twenty-six posts, whichever comes first.[/b]
Starting now, mon petit chéri?
<glares at cleome's heaving bodice* in a THRILLING and LUSTY way>
* <span style="font-size: 11px;">may need some help locating the bodice's exact coordinates </span> [/b]#25. Ah, RB, My Future Dearest! You'll be the spoon in my Jell-O Instant Pudding™-- and the knife I caulk the cracks behind the sink with!
[waggles eyebrows seductively]
Originally posted by Ram Boy:
* <span style="font-size: 11px;">may need some help locating the bodice's exact coordinates </span>
No kidding. "Mon petit" = dude.
97. Mangling the French language.
98. Mangling any language (even English).
Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante:
Originally posted by Ram Boy:
[b]
* <span style="font-size: 11px;">may need some help locating the bodice's exact coordinates </span>
No kidding. "Mon petit" = dude.[/b]Merci, bon femme! This information will truly come in handy when I finally get around to writing that mash letter to Gerard Depardieu.
D'accord! C'est tres ridonque!!
104. Doomed Gay Romance™.
105. Calling Lardy "Durwood" (Well, I'm sure someone's done it!).
106. Outdoor Miner + Inane Questions
108. Each poster who passes the 10,000 post mark being named for the corresponding US state in order of entering the Union (Dev will probably be next, which, being 17th, will make him Ohio Time Trapper).
110. The secret privileges of being a Time Trapper
111. <--- The probable number of EDE's alts. Or maybe Abin Quank's alts. I forget.
113. Scantily clad hotties
115. Changing one word slightly in the title of one thread to create a new thread.
116. Heroic-size servings of coffee!
118. The cultivation and display of seductively large...
119. The secret lives of Alt IDs
120. Melting from the hotness of another poster.
121. Lascivious glares thrown all around.
123. Reclining on the sopha.
124. Making up something to put on a list because you can't think of something that hasn't already been listed.
125. What to do about all those lurkers.
127. Flannel (or fear of same)
128. Intense dislike of fruit
130. King Beauregard the Sensible
132. Running and gagging. Never do both at the same time.
133. Lash's fragile psyche
134. Trying to come up with something clever to bump a thread.
135. Random animals of the day (flying lemurs, two-headed sharks, laser apes...)
Posting in numbered lists without a number
137. Giant Robotic Lesbians that disappear for ten years.
138. My general obliviousness regarding popular music.
139. The kids on Rick's lawn
138. My general obliviousness regarding popular music.
142. My general obsession with pop music.
143. Everyone here's general obsession with good poop music. We are all vvvverrryyyyy regular.
144. "Poop music"? Trying to find secret meanings behind obscure story or posting words.
146. Multi-colored floating body parts
147. Some saying "scrotum".
148. Cobalt and random female animal
149. POV and his mysterious pants
151. Being in on a Friday night
152: Being in on a Saturday night
153. Getting drunk while in on a Friday and/or Saturday night!
154. Lists about running gags.
155. Posts about lists about running gags.
156. Numbered lists that go way over the number in the title.
(Don't think I didn't notice the "+" to make the 101 irrelevant.)
157. An amazing preponderance of Super-Things of Spaaaaaaaace.
(At least this one falls under "little" to do with the LSH!)
158: The short-lived "Fourth Dimension" trend.
159. Goals involving post counts
161. Simultaneous posts messing up the counting on list threads
162. Things found hidden in various beards
163. Sentient species evolved from various animals (penguins leap to mind).
164. Not finishing various list threads
165. Liberal usage of the word "various"
166. "strait"
167. Offering to help fund the site, which we know will be refused, but we still do in the hopes of sharin' tha luv.
168. Plans for world domination, which sadly never come to fruition
170. Odd alternate versions
176. Bunnies with pancakes on their heads
177. Odd names for real-life significant others (e.g., The Boyfriend, a.k.a. Jorj Zeddle).
179. Manners (in the Victorian flirting thread!)
180. Tastykakes [tm] vs. Little Debbies [tm]
181. Groovy disco outfits
182. Threads beginning with the letter "G."
183. And threads beginning with the letter "T".
184. Cobie sneaking an invisible, underage IB into SHAKES (for the first five years of IB's membership anyway)
185. IB getting drunk on the first drink. Cue invisible snoring and rumors of a ghost.
186. IB swimming in Sharky's tank and running screaming out of the water.
187. Jealous Blaze burning off all his clothes when IB flirts with someone else
Yeah, it's very self-centric. Sorry!
188. Nickname collecting.
189. Competing in order to kill a thread
189a. Guarding your title of Thread Killing Champ.
190. "Things (poster) would never say
191. Rednecks invading things.
194. Everyone being alt IDs of someone else
195. Speaking in unison, as introduced in our latest LMB Tag Team Thread
Five for Fifteen!
196. Resurrecting a thread that had little to do with another thread because someone mentioned someone who was mentioned in passing in the thread that was resurrected.
197. Weed induced misadventures.
198. Scantily-clad wait-staff
194. Everyone being alt IDs of someone else
Why am I always the last to know these things?!
It's designed to kind of be like the matrix