Since no one has been flirting lately (at least with me), I thought I would take the bull by the horns and create a thread...

Now, feel free to flirt, especially with me!!!!!!

Come flirt with Danny and bring a lady friend for me !

Oh my!

Wow, here's a thread I can sink my teeth into!

So Danny, when you kiss a guy, do you do timid little kitten laps with your tongue or do you get all messy, sloppy and wet?

Both....

First, the tentative kisses...

Then the sloppy passsionate wet ones...

Now about those teeth...

I'll be your dream
You can be my fantasy

--Jocelyn Enriquez

Isn't that always the way...

I've seen the signs I know
That it's right for me to go
I'm on my way

But when you think of yesterday
Remember all the things we said
And in your book of history
I hope you'll still remember me

There can be no other way
There's nothing left for us to say
I've got to see this through alone
I've got to do it on my own...

That was beautiful

Sad, but beautiful...

I'm not quite sure what to say to that...

WOW... not sure which is more frightening... a Peach Union reference... or the fact that i recognized a Peach Union reference... LOL

Oh It's from a tape I made yesterday that I'm listening to now.

Which of these songs would be best to have sex to?

DON'T STOP MOVIN'- Living Joy

DO YOU MISS ME- Jocelyn Enriquez

SAY YOU'LL BE THERE- Spice Girls

LOVE THE WORLD AWAY- Kenny Rogers

LORDS OF THE NEW CHURCH- Tasmin Archer

REACH OUT AND TOUCH ME- Angelina

ON MY OWN- Peach Union

RHYTHM OF LOVE- DJ Company

SPACE COWBOY- Jamiroquai

FANTASY- Black Box

DA DIP- Freak Nasty

MOUTH- Merrill Bainbridge

KILLING ME SOFTLY- Sybersound

TIME AFTER TIME- INOJ

RIDE ON TIME- Black Box

OVER AND OVER- Angelina

A LITTLE BIT OF ECSTACY-Jocelyn Enriquez

JUSTIFIED AND ANCIENT- KLF featuring Tammy Wynette

DELIVER ME- Sarah Brightman

DESTINATION UNKNOWN- Missing Persons

All of them, I can go awhile...

But I think I would really get into the groove during this portion

TIME AFTER TIME- INOJ

RIDE ON TIME- Black Box

OVER AND OVER- Angelina

A LITTLE BIT OF ECSTACY-Jocelyn Enriquez

JUSTIFIED AND ANCIENT- KLF featuring Tammy Wynette

Face it, Bubbles-- you rawk!

The R.H. Factor Radio Mix of ON MY OWN kicks ass. One of the rare times IMO that a mix that changes the song substantially really IMPROVES the tune.

Good pics, Danny!

I put my hand upon you hip
When I dip you dip we dip

You put your hand upon my hip
When you dip I dip we dip

Ive always liked that song...

You will feel you're blown apart
All the peices there that fit to make you whole
And I know where they go

Would it be my fault if I could turn you on?
Would it be so bad if I could turn you on?

When I kiss your mouth I wanna taste it
Turn you upside down
Don't wanna waste it

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

well... if we make it a 3-way we're gonna need at least 2 tapes.

I've always been partial to Blackbox's "Fantasy" myself. And I'll agree w/you on the Peach Union re-mix.

I'd add the revamped mix of Madonna's "What it feels like ffor a Girl" to that short list... hated the album cut but the club remix was a thing of beauty... though I suppose given the title it might be a bit of a buzz kill here LOL. Actually now that I think of it... so was "Beautiful Stranger"...

Hmmm... as BWB tries to remember what else is on his 6 hour dance mix on his MP3 player which he uses for his long marathon training runs...

Ok.. back to flirting... Lash you're a hottie!

Better make it 5 cds just to be safe!

Yes... always better to be safe

heh Now I'm listening to Cause & Effect...

Aww, Bubbles, you're sweet!

I bet your hot, tight runner's body is the thing that non-dry dreams are made of!

why... why yes it is Lash! And now that I'm single I must find ways to put it to good use!

But damn... I'm snowbound with 2 feet of snow here in Beantown...

What's the manhunt website again? (as if I weren't already online there!)

Single, eh?

I've always thought Boston-ers had the sexiest accents. They mix well with my sensual southern drawl!

well I'm not your typical Bostonian... I'm a NYC Boy... born and bred, who's lived in Boston for 15 years now. Add to that the fact that I'm of Puerto Rican descent... and all the accents kind of cancel each other out LOL. Though I have been known to suddenly sound like a long lost illegimate (must have been the maid) Kennedy when I've been drinking... my "r"s along with my inhibitions go out the window!

But how I do love the way southern men moan...

Willikers, Bubbles! I'm sure glad you decided to start posting!

Boston accent? yum yum....

Hey, me too! Looks like you'll fit right in, BWB!

LOL... well I kind of got lost in the shuffle from the old forums... seems like a bunch popped up and wasn't sure where to go... somehow I ended up here and saw a few friendly faces that I recognized.

and like I said... all this snow has my hormones raging... ugh!

You say "ugh" as if your hormones raging were a bad thing!

Back off boys, give Bubbles some breathing room! (Lash latches onto Bubbles tightly)

Raging hormones are perfect for a nice snowy day...

Single after a long stint of coupledom... out of the loop... and suddenly no outlets... yes hormones raging can be insufferably painful.

I'll try and suffer a little more quietly, sorry.

Oh... hurt so good

I dunno about my hormones raging, all's I know is if I don't get laid soon I might take up axe-murdering.

getting laid is far more fun and you needent necessarily go to prison afterwards either, which is also nice...

Hmmm... wanna meet at Starbucks in 30? better make that 45... I need to dig out the Schwinn.

Sure! Don't worry about digging out the bike, I'll pick YOU up!

Sonnie-- I'd see a lot more action in prison, probably!

Bubbles-- Better make it 9 hours and 45 minutes. It's a bit of a drive for me to Boston, plus all that SNOW...!

Falcon Videos: "MLLASH BEHIND BARS!"

Selling for #19.95 at your favorite store for quality video entertainment!

Lasher, I'm sure the chain gang wouldn't suit your lifestyle sweety, I'm not talking from experience but I have heard that the choice is somewhat... limited! UGH!!! The video sounds like a hoot though

I dunno, it could be kinda fun to be made someone's bitch! *tee hee!*

'Course, with my luck he'll look like Hulk-foe The Abomination!

Nice muscles though.

And isn't it personality that counts anyway?

<tee hee hee>

Of course it is...

Hey DB how are ya!!!!

'Binger, it's true the Abomination does have big muscles, but his personality SUCKS!

Icey, you almost missed all the flirting!

Im good Icey, been writing most of the day...

Danny, you should rename this the WEEKEND FLIRTING thread and we can bump it up for new rounds of flirting every weekend!

Sounds good to me... Soooo.... your place or mine?

BOTH! *tee hee!*

even better

I love cross country sex

Hmmmm. There is something strangely perverse about an RJ Brande smiley and sex in the same thread...

I'm horny!

Not me!

Can we have sex anyway?

Check back later!

Zoe is now a Magic 8 ball?

There's flirting going on, but I'm stuck at work? Unfair!

I hate when that happens...

So how much room do you have under your desk, anyway????

I am now HOME from work, it's cold and wet outside!

Today would be a PERFECT day for curling beneath the covers with a hottie and letting nature take its course!

I prefer several hotties at once...

Not me. I'm a 1-on-1 kinda guy. 1 hottie at a time!

lol

I like my hotties yes I do
I like them small and the big ones too
I like them one at a time
I like them waiting in a line

I like them sitting on my lap
I like them after I take a nap
I like them swinging on a rope
I like them reaching for the soap...

I like them all at once I do
I like them all, old or new...

I can't believe you've never posted to the WAX POETIC thread!

Good one, Danny!

Im not much of a poet...


My skills lie elsewhere...

*shocked gasp!*

I've shocked the Mighty Lash into silence?

Giggle...

"The Mighty Lash". I like it!

The MIghty Lash - Saviour of the Message Boards...

Sounds like a great cartoon...

It's yucky outside and I'm sleepy!

I'm gonna go take a nap-- all alone *choke!*

But I'll be back later for more flirting!

Cobie, So how do you feel about flirting with an older woman? Ever thought of the whole 'Mrs. Robinson' thing??? I'm here in my kitchen baking applesauce fruitcakes, and it's so hot near this oven. I'm wearing white daisy duke shorts and a cropped off Christmas t-shirt. Scott's still asleep, and he's just ignoring me.....

Ooooops!!!!!!!! Sorry! Excuse me! Shoulda knocked! Bye!!!!

<omigod, omigod, omigod!>

Vee, hey don't run off. Come in, take your coat off and have some cake and coffee.

Did you say cake? and coffee?

<takes off coat>

So, how are you?

((Sorry for the delay, stupid lap-top locked up))

Fresh pot of coffee, and I just took the applesauce cakes out of the oven. There's also pumpkin, chocolate chip cake as well. Cream and sugar? I'm catching up on baking for mailing away the Christmas boxes for family and friends out of state. What have you been up to today?

I am making manicotti over this way...

Isn't he one of the Three Tenors?

YUM !!! Want to bring them on over and hold an impromptu pot luck??

Gosh Danny, your 'Stay with me' had me on the edge of my seat yesterday..... can't wait for more. You are really talented.

Cream & sugar, yes! Chocolate chip cake sounds yummy thatnk you! And so soes the manicotti, Danny!

Thanks SG! I did update it today...

Gee, Scott's gonna be surprised when he finally crawls out of bed today! Mom's doctor was here this morning, but you guys are the hottest men that have been here since a few of the cute construction workers....

V, you're so cute when you blush!

Thanks

WEEEEEEEE!@

I'm actually quite shy. Hence the mask!

<No comments from the peanut gallery! I hear you guys over there!>

Caroline, I'm intrigued . I love flirting with all women, age is just a number to me

But I have to be careful about Scott zapping my on the spot! He holds power over me on Legion World!

It's okay Cobie, we're chaparoned now anyway (darn it) and in my kitchen, I wield the power. :rolleyes: So, come on in. What can I get you?

Good Lord! The things I miss when I take naps!

Shush, Lasher, don't interrupt.

*Giggle* Another cutie! Welcome Lash.

I'm just going to go over to the oven now and take a cake from the lowest rack. Cobie, try not to notice the Saturn symbol on my *cough* upper thigh.....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!! I can't fight this feelin'...

VEE! Didya SEE...!

3300!

That's a LOT of posting Lash! Congrats!!!

That's a LOT of posting Lash! Congrats!!!

Not THAT! Cobie & Saturn Girl!

Congrats Lash

THANKS Saturn Girl!

I owe my post count to the many sexy L-WORLD citiizens who entertain me constantly! I couldn't do it without you guys!

And don't worry, I won't breathe a word to Scooter!

Check out Pov's "1111" thread, Lasher.

<..and yes I DID see, but you have to learn to be a bit more discrete! You get to see even more that way! >

It's hard for a loudmouth like me to be discrete, but I'll work on it!

How was your nap Lashie? Any good dreams?

Hey Lashie...

Caroline, those applesauce cakes sounds delicious. I think I've worked up an appetite.

Lash there's nothing like a mid-afternoon nap !

SG, it's funny you ask! I had a rather cool dream!

Me and some friends (I dunno WHO they were) robbed a bank!

We were holed up in some warehouse somewhere with all our money.

We got busted though; The funny thing is-- I was hauling around boxes of quarters! You'd think I would have abandoned those in favor of the paper cash!

This isn't the first dream I've had where I commit criminal acts. Freud would say I don't like myself very much!

*sigh* Can't remember the last time I had one of those. Maybe I'll try to fit one into my schedule tomorrow!

I had one today as well...

Very relaxing...

Afternoon naps are so weird. Kinda like going into a time warp. I lie down and it is still daylight and when I get up it is dark. And I ALWAYS have the oddest dreams during afternoon naps!

But Friday I was up for work at 4am and today was up for work at 6am (AFTER going out drinking last night!). I **HAD** to have a nap!

Cobie, here's a nice big slice, still warm. Want some french vanilla ice cream with that?

More coffee, cocoa anybody?

I love exciting dreams Lash! Criminal dreams can be fun once in a while. As long as they are victimless.

I've been dreaming of all of us getting together and going on a vacation trip to some isolated place........with a hot tub, a big one, or lots of little private ones.....whatever....

Now THAT is a good dream!

Got any cola beverages?

You bet, *hands over a glass with crushed ice* there's coke, regular, diet, or vanilla, AND pepsi varieties as well. It's over in the bar. Yes, we don't drink, but we have a bar. It was on sale and was a custom they couldn't sell, and I wanted it.

I don;t drink much myself. Thank you for the cup< i think I will have some Vanilla Coke.

I never could get into coffee...

Good choice, I used to order vanilla added to coke years before it caught on.

I read somewhere that vanilla is an aphrodiasiac to some people, and cinnamon gets to others. I think it could be true. My shampoo and body wash are vanilla, and these candles. Can't get enough of the stuff!

Hey Saturn Girl. Need some help in the kitchen?

It must have the opposite effect on me as I've been somewhat prudish lately. I haven't wanted physical contact in weeks. (Legion World flirting excluded of course).

Boss!!! Welcome. Oh, um, forgive my outfit. I promise I won't even think of dressing this scantily in your kitchen Semi. It just wouldn't be professional. And, um, no one will see my tattoos.

Tatoos? I'm sure they're absolutely delicious.

Oh, and no boss. You're an equal partner in the venture. Everyone reports to you equally.

I've heard you have a proposition for me as well, Semi...

Absolutely Danny. The whole deal depends on you. It's your property and you will be the senior partner in the venture. You will run the place, hire the staff, get 95.68% of the profits and provide the name for the establishment. We're all behind you (heh,heh).

*Holding my breath until Danny gives his blessing*

Hmmmmmm. OK!

I'll have to think about the name though...

Yeah! I'll be a silent partner, I'm great at that! But I'll also help do whatever needs to be done.

But the profit thing is all wrong. We are all equal partners or no deal. You, Me Saturn Girl and FC...

and Vee as well...

Is the 28th still our opening date target?

This is so exciting!

Well, I hope so. The way I figure it, everyone wil be so sick of home cooking that they'll flock to our restaurant. We'll probably have to double the order of fois-gras (faux of course). The rack of lamb will also be a huge item, I bet. Stock up on the pears, because I have a wonderful suggestion for pears, poached in white wine, vanilla and lemon, served in pastry with a sabayon. It's topped with an apricot glaze.

Perhaps our patrons can share favorite recipes that we can prepare for our guests.

Sounds yummy!

<Now, get back to the Villa quick!>

Funny you mention pears. I was just writing down Emril's pear-ginger preserves to use as filling in lemon thumbprint cookies.

Are we only buying our produce from hoity-toity consoritums or is it okay to shop at Costco? They are having an excellent sale on anjou pears, as well as bartletts.

I'll trust you to determine the quality of the produce. However, soon we will develop direct lines with suppliers. After all, as LW's premier dining establishment, why should we deal with middle-persons? We're looking for the freshest, tastiest organic produce available. Yes, Caroline, we are "hoity" and the "toity" will appreciate it.

Okay, I don't know what I was thinking. We have the Winath connection to exploit! In fact, there is a pluberry bush in the greenhouse in the basement, as well as Scott's experimental tahanschun plants. At Thanksgiving we had some good results from his hybrid work with Earth vegetables.

And Scott thinks flirting is non-productive! Boy is he wrong!!

Go for it. But shouldn't you and Scott be getting dressed for the inaugural ball? (even if STU is a dictator and it may end in a bloodbath?)

Um, about that, Scott's not going...

I guess I'll go by myself.

Gasp, shock, major expressions of disbelief.

Caroline, it would be my honor to escort you, m'lady. As long as you don't mind me making a spectacle of ourselves!

Wow, Lash, I'd be honored. I'll get ready and meet you at the Ball.

YAY, I've got a date!

(puts on vintage velour jacket and pants)

Hmmm... no shirt to match this. Aww, who needs a shirt anyway?

(sticks head under faucet, runs hand through wet hair, runs out door)

Good to see everyone getting ready for the ball! And if you don't make a spectacle Lash, you know your fans would be disapointed

oh a flirt thread! I like!!

Now where is my ultramatt!

There's been a shocking decline in flirting lately!

It's not technically the weekend yet, but so what!

Well, I'm in for the ladies

Lash, you should never be without flirting.

True!

And all the 'net flirting is fun & stuff, but I'm about ready for some hands-on action...! Gotta practice what I preach!

Hey lashie!!!!!! You cutie!!!!

Hey Iceybabes, check your inbox

THANX!!!!!!cutie!!!!!

I wanna get something in my inbox too, MISTER Bloke!

Isn't that why you're having your hook up poll? And given the poor showing I'm doing there .... well what can I say darling? Maybe next time....

So campaign. Kiss some babies. (Tee hee!)

not likely!

Lashie check your yahoo account soon.

Triplicate Lash Tot!

!!!!!!!!!!

Sonnie-Keith-- THANK YOU!

Big wet XXXXXXXXXs to you & 'Binger!

Good lord, there will be no stopping him now.

I always knew Lash'd have bucket loads of stamina too LYL....

oh, that wasn't what you meant, sorry...

Where has all the flirting gone...?

Perhaps they're doing some PRIVATE flirting.

Sigh... No one is flirting with me at all...


Time to get on the ole treadmill...

MMmmmm MLLASH!!! *flirt*

(big fat grin) Whaddup, Jace?

Nothing here MLLASH, just the usual boredom :-P how is Memphis?

Last night was eventful, so today I'm in recovery!

I'm also in recovery. I've been on a quick binger since Wednesday night! Gotta get a quick one in now that the semester is starting up again ...

I went on a bender this weekend too.. but it was a nice change. I even had an ex bf buy me a drink! WOO HOO! I didn't even know I had any ex's in Nashville!

You sound awfully excited! So why was this guy an "ex" anyway?

Hey Lasher!

He was only an ex because I was moving to Chattanooga to go back to college and we weren't going to be close to each other anymore. Very aimiable break-up. Aren't you friends with all your ex's???

Hey Vee!


Jace, I only have one real ex. We may speak via e-mail once every 2 or 3 years...

I just realized -- it's not the weekend!

THE FLIRTING MUST STOP!

(Either that, or someone can change the title of this thread... )

Am I allowed to flirt? Are there any girls my age around here?

Or should I go practice in the "real world" first?

But then, Cobie is taking care of all my flirting needs in his Onevision. GO READ IT NOW!

I am going to flirt ANYWAY.. it is a weekend on some planet!!!!

Thanks for the shout-out IB! It seems both you and I have taken quite a liking to the pair of sisters at Cafe Cramer

But since weekends begin on Wednesday for me now, I think I'll get ready to start posting here tomorrow night...

Can we invite them over here for some shameless flirting?

Of course, if you could send Sara over here for valentine's Day... Say, how old is she anyway? Think I can crash her prom?

I think Sara is sixteen, and since she seems so enamored with you, you could not only crash her prom, but probably crash at her house !

Hopefully they both survive the Onevision ! Especially her sister Anne, the cutie I took to the Beacon!

You wouldn't... you couldn't... you're not going to kill her off are you?

Oh well, guess I should look for another date for MY prom...

*sigh*

Isn't there a third sister for me...?

You can have their corss-dressing brother. I'm sure Cobie will be gald to create him for you.

Maybe so, but will Cobie be willing to part with him once he's been created?

Willing or not, he'll be forced to. I hear Anne has a jealous streak.

Yeah, I sure found that out when she--

Um, forget I said that! (It's a secret...)

It would be the James Bond thing to do.

Hopefully Sara will survive! Her cross-dressing brother hasn't seemed to make it into the story yet...

So OM, did you come to the Weekend Flirting thread to flirt with your Legion World crush? And exactly WHO is this crush?!

Shall we begin an investigation immediately to find out who the lucky sentient is?

I already know! (Thanks to strategically-placed cameras in SHAKES, "Dontya just love innane one word posts?", and "ROCK N ROLL TRIVIA.")

I wish I had a crush

Aw, you'll find one soon enough Impulse! There's enough fun men and women around here (depending on your preference )! The question is, will you ever reveal who that crush is?

Of course not... I would keep MMLASH's secret to my dying day... DOH!

Oh, the gossip you can pick up in these threads...

Am I that unsexy, that one post from me would kill a thread that's 14 pages long???

Ibby, Ibby, Ibby, that's not it at all! As I've said, this thread was yet another thing you've melted with your hotness!

Why Rocky, how wonderfully nice of you to notice!

Is it getting cold there on Hysutyn? Perhaps I should come over and help keep you warm...

Hmmm, I think there might be a cold front coming through soon.

If you get too cold, I can even breathe n you to warm you up...

As a loyal boyfriend, I shall only be flirting with Blaze from now on.

Unless Blaze allows me to flirt with other people...

So can the rest of us flirt with Blaze?

As a jealous boyfriend, I shall say no - unless you flirt with both of us at the same time

Now would I flirt with one of the five cutest couples on the planet?

I tried flirting with Ken Arromdee, but he's having none of it!!

Why not, you get double the reward for your effort

Coolness! But what does Blaze think of this?

I'm sure Blaze will be fine with it, but I'll get approval first. Tee-hee!

I say let the great flirting season begin!

So Rocky, what do you wear to sleep?

What do you want him to wear?

Boxers with pictures of us kissing each other?

I suspect that somebody's getting time-and-a-half for agreeing to flirt on weekends.

Tsk!

I'm flirting with the weekend right now ... and it's only Tuesday. By Friday I'm hoping to seal the deal.

Hold out for that free trip to The Hamptons and a new Italian sports car. That's what I'd do.

The Weekend is trying to get me to have a stiff drink and/or a bottle of champagne on a Tuesday ...

no Weekend no ... I don't even LIKE Martinis !!

STAND BACK, YOUNGSTER! I'LL HANDLE THIS!

[downs the entire pitcher of martinis, saving PB's immortal soul and whatnot]

Oh cleome, that was so brave!

My hero!

Well then, we'd better start posing. Pucker up!

Blaze made me an offer I found hard to refuse

I'm off till Monday, so I guess I'm on my weekend.

I don't like boxers. How about boxer briefs?

[clutches own head]

<span style="font-size: 10px;">Happy I could help, Sweetie.

Now does anyone have a bottle of aspirin they don't need? Please answer only in soft tones. Thanks.</span>

*scribbles on a card*

Here, cleome. Now, Blaze and I will take good care of you. He'll fluff your pillows while I make some nice soup.

Depends. Does this pair make Blaze's butt look big?

Not too big. Not too small. Just right.

me too ... the weekend and I had a torrid affair last night. I still feel like crap.

remember to eat before you drink dearies.

I just mixed a pitcher of lemonade, sans vodka.

That could change, however...

Please don't add the vodka yet. The lemonade would be very helpful for my sore throat.

GULP! Thanks.

Oh, since you're already here Fanfic, what do you think about my new boxer brief? I heard Rocky say it fits me well.

See how proud I am of him?

Want some honey with that, FL?

And in your lemonade, too!

It's not the weekend but I am looking flirt...

The party scene is a bit quiet tonight...

Come on Stalgie let's start the party!

Do you think the party can handle us though?

It will have to learn!

Well, get the guys and gals in here and let the flirting commence!

They will start showing up when they see how much fun we have!