This is the thread for posting statements that contain a dramatic pause.

Won't you.... get started?

You'd like that...wouldn't you?

I see you shiver with antici.........pation!

You talk the talk... but do you walk the walk?

Oh...I walk, my friend...I walk...

I think this thread has paused... long enough.

I... I once saw William Shatner and Keanu Reeves... performing... Hamlet at a Shakespeare festival.

Like.... WHOA!

Act one... took... all week... I'll bet.

And then....

personally I like....

Savage...Exciting...Yet Harmless.

...Todd... MacFarlane?

When you speak of me... and we both know you will... I only ask... that you are kind.

Oh you wish .... don't you!

Better they speak ill of you...then not speak of you at all.

Ohmygod!

I'll Speak of You... At your Next Parole Hearing...

And it won't be Nice.

(gasp!)...The Red... Bee!? ... but how?

Ahem! ...

you... had something... to say?

wait.....for it

...waiting...

I hate.....work

You're . . . fired!

you cant fire me.....I quit!

Stop....in the name of love!

love?... life's sweetest... reward?

one good turn.....gets all the blankets

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What....does.....a....yellow.....light....mean?

Slow down

Whaaaat.......dooooeeessss.......a........yelllll.....looooow......light......mean?

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... to be continued?

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This thread..... is BACK!

BIGGER... BETTER... BOLDER...

not unlike...

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life... ITSELF!!

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so it is!

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Kent's almost 2 year
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dramatic pause?

You look like you could use some...

fresh... hot... steamy...

<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">COFFEE. </span></span>

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Erin Gray

Tonight on the syfy channel
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Sharktopus!

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Power Boy, 's'cool. 'Cause see...
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Way down deep inside!

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those sticky buns look good.


when i was much younger and had a much faster metabolism i would buy the cinnamon roll mix that comes in the tube from the grocery store.


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for a snack.

I...like to read this thread...with William Shatners voice...narrating it...

they do sound a bit like that guy from the ...........

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DOS EQUIS ADS.

My pauses are.......pregnant.

......tu!

I finally decided to get a large tattoo on my forehead
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Aaaaaaaand behind Door No. 3...
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...a juicy <span style="font-size: 17px;">CANNED SQUID!!</span>

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... yes.

The seventeenth person voted out and the final member of our jury is...
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Nosferatu.

I'm posting hard to get to 5000
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but I'm flagging fast!

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...we DO have bananas today!
But not in this thread...
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...in another thread!

Stay tuned for
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this thread's return!

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I can't stand the antici


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he................................llo?

The beer...
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All gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's all right, Cleome...


There's more out there!

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It must be time for another LMB...
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<span style="font-size: 20px;">ROAD TRIIIIP!!</span>

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after you've been drinking.

I................................................
DO NOT...........................................
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EVER!!!

Don't you understand......YOU have the Magic Touch.

I.... can't belive you.... said that! Spock... did you... hear that?

You could almost make a coffee and drink it all between pauses when Shatner spoke, couldn't you?

Suddenly, I'm................ thirsty.

Dear Friends, I...
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I propose...

that this thread...

be renamed...

The William Shatner Thread

I propose...

that this thread...

be renamed...

The William Shatner Thread

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Don't!

Wow. It's...
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Dual overhead...
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Tamper Lads!!

Anybody ....


... home???

... Ninja'tack!


*Hey, my son loves it.

Who wouldn't love Ninja'tack man? That totally rocks!
Congrats to your son ... he's a good man!

........................................................................................................................................ wait for it.
.................................................................................................................................................................................... ..................................................................THERE IT IS!!!