That's right, I've finally decided to settle down-- all it took was meeting the perfect gal!

Dreaming of the day we tie the knot!

I love her despite her hideous facial scars and bald head.

Jeepers H. Tutu! Sometimes I can't help myself when I'm around Demi... she's so lickable!

True love, well, it just makes you want to cry.... Excuse me, I'm tearing up.....

Holey Moley! What a hottie!

*Sniff* Love like this makes me so *sniff* emotional...

Hey, Mllash, gettin' a little plastic, i see. NIIIICCCCEEEEE!

*The above response does not in amy way reflect the ideas or opinions of the person that typed it.

Congrats Lasher! And boy, she has gorgeous dreamy eyes!

Make sure you get a pre-nup. She looks like she could be a gold-digger

It'll be a first...

Someone'll actually still be getting head AFTER the Wedding...!

If the bride is blushing now...

remind your lady friend to wear sunscreen - i bet she burns red like a lobster 5 minutes into the pot...

Mr. Lash you shall marry none other than Glorith.

I don't imagine she'll ever need plastic surgery...

I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but, ... um.... is she squeaky?

THE WEDDING'S OFF!!

Demi broke up with me!

She stormed out after declaring that I was "too quiet and dull, and never had anything to say"!

It's because I was too busy licking her, damn it!!

*choke!!*

***friendly reminder****

Have we ever had a shotgun wedding before?

Poor Lashie Poo

Styrofoam can be so fickle sometimes

Don't worry Lash, lots of fish in the sea - and lots of styrofoam at Walmart.

My wife has a friend very similar to Demi...maybe we could set you two up. You live in the New York area?

Hmm...somehow I don't see Chaim's wife with Lash.

Well.... I've already paid for the wedding, so why not?

But let's keep this traditional... *gets down on one knee* Glorith, will I marry you?

Too bad, Lash LaRue -- you could have had a double ceremony with Tom Hanks and "Wilson"

No response, Glorith? *choke!*

If the wedding happens, can I be in it!

Don't get your hopes up though, Lash! You need a nice girl or boy that will give you back rubs and go out and buy you subway!

And I can't see Glorith heading down to subway and picking up an extra Italian Combo sub for your good buddie Cobie!

Well, I refuse to marry anyone who won't bring me & Cobie food while we sit on our asses watching E! and VH1.

So you're saying you like being a bachelor, huh?

Ditto!

Why settle for just one partner when you can have many, right?

If anyone asks, I didn't type that.

Type what?

Zoe the cat did it. I saw her.

I can't believe I used to post stuff like this!!!

Why, do you have amnesia?

Maybe hysterical amnesia!

How could you forget having a hysterectomy?

Is it sad I caught her on the rebound when you broke it off?

What's sad is what you caught from her that required penecillin!

I had to draw little spots along her mouth area!

Im very afraid of what i have missed while I was gone...