With all the flirting and kissing threads around, this seemed to be a natural spin-off for the holiday season.

Get ready for some smoochin'...!

kisses

Huh. What's this neat little sprig of greenery hanging up here?

gives a friendly smooch!

gives a peck

climbs on top of ...

...Oh, and gives him a kiss. Yeah, a kiss... almost forgot that part

Good Lord, Princess, you're making ME blush!

It was completely... well, moderately... innocent, Lashie Poo

Matthew.

Princess you're SO naughty !!!! but ..... NICE !!!!

Matthew.

Naughty can be nice when it's done properly

as always !! if it involves you, Princess !!

Matthew.

exactly!

I can see that things are exactly the same around here... and I mean that in a good way...

*re-hangs-up mistletoe*

so it's yet another smooching thread?

It's not a little green pinata?

I have to be sure not to put embalming fluid in my missletoe when I smoke it this year...

I'll give kisses as appropriate.

whoa, nasty. I've smoked alot of stuff but that just sounds nasty.

I've never heard of smoking mistletoe. What's the reason? Now, drinking tea made from dried poppy leaves is another matter entirely.

Missile toe is a frequent ailment of astronauts.

OKAY ANYONE WANNA KISS ME???

Wow... I guess I was the tiniest bit horny last Christmas

I seem to have that problem every day Lady Crujectra

Well ladies, you're in a bit of luck then. Because I also share that very problem...and am taking active steps to remedy it.

(stands under small clump of mistletoe suspended in doorway...adjusts tie...looks around trying desperately not to look desperate)

*pushes way through line, elbowing people left & right. Holds up mistletoe*

*stands in doorway. presses against you to let others pass through doorway.*

I just got a new job, no more being a starving artist for me. The point is that I'm in a good mood now, so kisses for everyone!!!(and a bit more for the ladies )

Congratulation on the new job dedman. Just in time for Christmas, too!

Congrats Ded!

Cobie Cakes... you could be the poster child for that particular problem

oh, never mind I thought it said "laddies" not "ladies" ... well, congratulations anyway.

Would you hang it on your wall?

In the eloquent words of one Mr. Bruce Banner, "Less talk, more smooch."

Very cool, dedman! Is it something that you think you'll like? Or will it just pay the bills?

With all the flirting that goes on around this place, I think it'd be more of a poster group.

Congrats on the new gig, ded!

Congrats on the new job deddy.

And looks around for the mistletoe and a female sentient.

congrats ded. Kisses all around, the mother-in-law is out of the house for good!

It's right over my bed, dear

Hm...the missletoe is above us right now, Crujeckie...

...actually I think it's directly above your ample cleavage...

I see mistletoe *taps Cobie on the shoulder and when he turns to look...* heeheehee

I have envy of LW right now!

I have a hat that has a sprig of mistletoe permanently attached to it, so that I'm never found wanting should the right situation arise...

It will probably "arise" after the missletoe does it's trick...

A hat, eh? Guess that's one place you could wear it.

*tee hee*

I'm under the missletoe right now...

*gives Space Tart a peck on the cheek*

*Gives Space Tart the mistletoe thrill of the holiday season and ... umm ... nudges her away from the hanging vegetation. Whistles Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing"*

*kisses back to Quissy and B-Boy!*

*kisses Space Tart, who immediatley forgets all other men who've been under the mistletoe with her*

"curse you, Space Tart, I wanted names!"

Excuse me, fellas.

<wicked grin, taps Spacey on shoulder>

May I cut in on this parade?

<deep kiss with Spacey>

Sorry boys, but there’s no way she’ll be forgetting *this* young man

Unless she's spelled!

What is it with humans and garnish anyway?

Like most things Miner, they taste better with a bit of side salad.

Mmmm....nice!

Here again...
*whistles in a conspicuously nonchalant manner*

I'm just gonna leave a pair of monkey lips here so see what happens

Oh crap, look what the cat dragged in!

*reaches down to pick up the still-quivering monkey-lips*

Fancy meeting you here, Lad Boy. Seems like I haven't done this: in quite some time. So...

Ah the mistletoe...some one eat it. It can be very deadly...

Now, is that nice?

Hey, at least she's only suggesting it rather than forcing it down someone's throat. OTOH, it could have the side-effect of transforming someone into Mistletoe Lad or Mistletoe Lass. Then there'd be no end to the kissing!

AWWW saeaons wishes and kisses for you all and a drunken grope for the new year.

drunken gropes are good

Not always, as experience tells me...

i wanna go drinking with antacidlass

Bitten by radioactive Mistletoe.

I shudder to think.

Hm...is it time again for a little mistletoe action? (Not that its ever stopped me before...)

There's always plenty of mistletoe growing in my personal suite, Cobie dear. Such a handy little plant to have around

Indeed

Indeed

So what did happen to that sprig of radioactive mistletoe OM had?

Hmmmmmm....?

Hey a little medicated powder sprayed on the foot does wonders at clearing that stuff up


(or was that just weak)

Is it too early fro Christmas threads...?

Heck, no!

*steps under mistletoe and puckers up*

I'll keep my complaints to a minimum so long as most of the shenanigans involve gratuitous kissing.