Bruce Willis is really a ghost.
"To Serve Man" is a cookbook.
Beth dies.
There's a miniature spy in a capsule in Sun Boy's ankle.
The Apes live on this earth.
Soylent Green is people!
(Oh, come on. Someone had to do it.)
His glasses break and he can't read any of his books.
Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.
Rose still has the friggin' blue diamond, and she sentimentally tosses it overboard, to join the shipwreck and the remains of Jack.
"And by the way. In Citizen Kane, Rosebud is his sled. In Murder on the Orient Express, everybody did it. And in Star Wars, Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father!" - Frasier Crane
Charles Xavier is still alive
Dr. Jekyl & Mr. Hyde are one and the same person. (believe it or not, this is the surprize ending of the original story)
George Bailey realizes that it is a wonderful life.
Lancelot and Gwenever run off together. Mordred and Arthur kill each other. Everything falls apart.
Linus tells everybody the true meaning of Christmas.
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Computo kills me!
It was the only peace & quiet I've ever had.
The Great Pumpkin never shows up. Sally gets really angry with Linus because she missed tricks or treats. Linus flies off the handle when Charlie Brown refers to waiting in the pumpkin patch all night as "stupid".
Luke and Leia are brother and sister.
And it turns out that Palpatine is in fact the Emporer. There was nothing more clever than that going on.
Bob Newhart wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette; his life in Vermont was all a dream.
Ilsa goes off to Lisbon with her husband Victor, but not without a fabulous parting scene. Rick goes off with police prefect Louis to join the Free French.
the hospital in St.Elsewhere, St.Alegus, was really a figment of an autistic childs imagination.
and Rokk Krinn was really the time Trapper?
Gandalf doesn't really get killed by the whosit.
The ring gets destroyed.
And, most importantly,
EVERYBODY DIES!
Except in comics, where
NOBODY DIES!
The mom's boyfriend is the head vampire.
Neo sacrifices himself to defeat the Smith's and save Zion. But not before Trinity dies from the crash landing, ergo totally invalidating the Neo's sacrifice from the first part of the "Second" movie. Millions of people feel suckered.
Guffman NEVER shows up.
Godot? Same thing.
Anonymously stored in a warehouse somewhere in Washington, D.C., the US Government has had the Ark this whole time.
Oz never did give the Tinman nothin he didn't already have.
The Walrus was Paul.