*love-making optional*


You Got It All ...all over him! (and really you should probably offer to clean it up)

My heart-- belongs to Roni ...she's my only love!

Woman, take me in your arms... Rock Your Baby!

How much sexier could a song even BE? If I was straight, I would SO be seducing every chick around with this... my adorable naughtiness appeals to their motherly instincts! *adorably naughty smile*

BAH!

... what kind of thread IS this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Even the straightest (or, if gay: most in-a-relationshippiest) among you will totally be enchanted when I proclaim my love for you... Always!

Rock your baby, and find out

Okay, we've established that I'm an asshole... this cannot be denied. But even knowing what you know, you can't deny it...

I\'d Still Say Yes

I'm not gonna even ask if you remember The First Time ...it's insulting to my awesomeness to think you wouldn't remember it.

And for the record, I remember... very well.

Did I piss you off? Oh, get over it... What? You're leaving?? Don't be ridiculous... no one leaves me for long! You'll be BACK, you jerk!!!

*months later*


Have You Seen Her????

*answers door* Well, well well... look who it is. How surprising... NOT!

*ponders... maybe instead of unleashing my wrath, I should open my heart and say what I really feel...*

Baby, let me clear the air so I can Breathe Again ...

So, this won't be easy, because we're both crazy... but when I'm dark below this empty feeling ... I Don\'t Want To Stop ...I hope you don't either, if you can handle it...

Well, the promise of more crazy didn't work long-term. It\'s Not Unusual if you think about it, I guess... *sigh*

Like anagrams, Time Will Reveal .

DEB RAGE

LIVE WIRE MALLET

**GASP**! That's a good one... I have the 45, of course.

As well as this 45... *sigh* ...I was SO angsty... I know why I felt this way, at the time... it seems so silly now to have been Crushed ...man, I did some dumb things from age 1 through today.

With this arsenal of tunes, there is NO ONE who shan't be tossing off their pantaloons for you!

But, just in case there might be previously-entangled loves who shouldn't know about your newest conquest, this song will ensure your current intended gets onboard the YOU-train anyway!