Ever get a gift you have absolutely no use for? Legionnaires get them too! Let's make a list, shall we?
Garth: Batteries
Rokk: Magnets
Gear: CD player
Kari: 3003 United Planets Spaceway Atlas
Tenzil: Edible Underwear (I'm not saying he won't appreciate them...he just won't understand what makes them different than regular underwear, "Aren't they all?")
Ron Karr: Paperweight
Gates: Bus tokens
Dirk: Flashlight
Nura: Day Planner
XS: Treadmill (non-Cosmic variety)
Tasmia: Eye shadow
Brainiac 5: The complete Seinfeld run on DVD
Lar: Mini-replica of Phantom Zone Projector from the Superman museum that attaches to his key ring.
Blok: A pet rock
Anyone else?
Duo Damsel - the single "Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady"
Saturn Girl: A free phone call with Miss Cleo.
Originally posted by Super Lad Kid:
Duo Damsel - the single "Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady"
oh that is very cruel, but strangely also
very funny!
Sussa: A "Supercuts" gift certificate (either that or some Nair)
How about a compass for Dawnstar and/or Shikari?
Chemical King: A Smithsonian MicroChem XM 5000 Chemistry Set
Timber Wolf: An electric razor or electrolysis.
Don't forget the SUBS:
Fire Lad: A BBQ grill
Polar Boy: A fridge
Stone Boy: A pet rock (it was "regifted" from Blok)
Color Kid: A box of Crayolas
Double-Header: A pair of earmuffs
Antennae Boy: An AM/FM Walkman
Porcupine Pete: A waterbed
Chlorophyll Kid: A dozen roses
Night Girl: Nitol
Thom: A set of free weights
Ferro Lad: Iron supplements.
Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
Ferro Lad: Iron supplements.
That was a good one!
Sensor: An extra hour in the Virtual Reality chamber.
Immorto (or "Reanimage, depending on your era): Life insurance
Gas Girl: Matches
Dawnstar: A flight ring
Blok: Moisturizer
Brainiac 5: Robotics for Dummies
Invisible Kid II: French lessons
Infectious Lass: Echinacea & colloidal silver
Porcupine Pete: a loofa brush
Umbra: flashlight
Violet: one-size-fits-all anything
Lester: $10
Gates - A pair of cashmere socks
Sensor or Kinetix - Gift certificate to a tattoo parlor
Dreamer - Sleepwear
Element Lad - A night out with the boys
Shikari - Safety helmet
Saturn Girl - Autographed copy of "How to Win Friends and Influence People"
Wildfire -- a toothbrush, shampoo, shoes, a sweater, lotion ... ok, anything that reminds him he doesn't have a body.
Sensor -- snakeskin boots
Monel - Cake with candles
Sensor - bicycle
Ferro - underwear
Gates - Monopoly board game
Brainiac 5 - "American Idol" on DVD
preboot Shvaugn Erin - copy of the book "Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus"
married Shadow Lass (before Mordruverse) - pinkie rings
Post-Bounty Dawnstar: a feather-duster...
Post-LLost Monstress: barbecue sauce...
Dreamer (current version): a sleeping bag
Blok paperweights for all the Legion.
Threeboot Saturn Girl: A karaoke machine
Threeboot Chameleon: A download of Bowie's "Rebel, Rebel."
Threeboot Ultra Boy or Light Lass: Paid one-year membership in True Love Waits.
Retroboot Colossal Boy: A download of the Gas Giants' "Quitter."
Retroboot Chameleon Boy: Tickets to "Auntie Mame."
Retroboot (or Reboot) Shrinking Violet: Emeraude Cologne/Perfume
Variable Lad (RIP, Academy), or Threeboot Dream Girl: A Red Shirt
Matter-Eater Lad: breath mints
Nightwind: a fan
Gates: a scooter
Veilmist: frequent flier miles
Kinetix: gift certificates for clothes
Sensor: shoes