Y'know, those over-used, cringe-inducing lines & phrases used by comic book writers to fill up space!
List your faves!!!
"Okay, people! Let's can the chatter!"
"I'm the best there is at what I do..."
"What's wrong with ___ ? I've never seen him look so grim!"
"They're stealing ___! It's worth millions!"
"Let's hit them hard and fast!"
"Come with me if you want to live!"
How can something so BIG-- move so fast? We're not so different, you and I.
"You will never beat me!"
"You'll never get away with this!"
"At long last... victory is mine!"
"Not so fast, ____!"
"...and when I'm done, this city( country, planet, solar system, galaxy ) shall be MINE!!!!"
You're gonna pay for that-- pay in SPADES!
"I have succeeded where all other have failed! I have destroyed ______!"
I'm not going to kill you yet. I enjoy watching you squirm too much.
"...but HOW!?! There's no way you could have survived that!! There's no way ANYONE could have survived that!!"
"You'll RUE the day you interfered with MY plans!"
"It's quiet... too quiet."
"S/he must never know the depth of my feelings for him/her!"
"____ is the __(insert meaningless ranking)___ smartest person on the planet!"
The Wayne Foundation is helping out ... taking care of it ...
Originally posted by Malvolio:
"It's quiet... too quiet."
Hah! Lash used that line in the Starsearchers Preview!
"Don't do it!! You're better than that!! If you kill him, you'll be no better than he is!!"
"Where did_____ go he/she was just there a second ago.
Originally posted by Sketch Lad:
Originally posted by Malvolio:
[b] "It's quiet... too quiet."
Hah! Lash used that line in the Starsearchers Preview!
[/b]I know, right?
There WILL be an ALL-HACK'S CRUTCH issue of the Starsearchers! Fun!
Hmmm... I'll need to do really hacky artwork for it.
New thread!
"It's the perfect plan! What could possibly go wrong?"
Originally posted by Sketch Lad:
Hmmm... I'll need to do really hacky artwork for it.
New thread!
Don't do that unless you're planning to charge 3.95 a pop for it. Otherwise, you'll be depressing the worldwide market for hackery and taking food from the mouths of the hacks' spouses and kids. You don't really want that on your conscience, do you?
"Before you die, let me explain my evil plan in a 3 page flashback montage!"
"You have all the brains of a cucumber!"
This isn't over. Not by a longshot!
Originally posted by Malvolio:
The End??
...Or just the beginning?
"We've only got one chance."
I always wanted to hear someone else say at that point..."Wait, I've got another option. I'd say the chances of it working are at least as good as your plan...." and then the plan of the first part fail spectacularly. The hero dies a stupid death, the world falls into the hands of the villain.
Said villain then kills themselves five years later from having conquered the world only to find that they spend all their time in the boring and often pointless inanity of the beurcratic life.
"I knew this was going to be a bad day when I woke up this morning..."
"You know, ____ always seems to disappear when _____ shows up... you don't think... No... it couldn't be..."
"It's nothing... just a scratch."
"We all make it back... or none of us do!"
"I should go - I'm invulnerable!"
"I will remake reality in my own image!"
Nothing personal; this is strictly business.
It is unfortunate his brilliant mind was used for evil rather than good.
Hah! They wouldn' think I was so ___ if they knew I was actually ___!
"I vowed to follow in his/her footsteps!"
"but first... a warning!"
"I love her, but she doesn't even know I exist."
"The focused totality of my telepathic powers!"
"The tracking power that got me into the Legion!"
" Face it, you're outgunned AND outclassed! "
"I vowed that one day all males would feel my wrath supreme!"
"The ultimate expression of my powers."
And nothing will ever be the same again!
...and Superman and Flash *must* race...
What grows from the Microverse?! Probably Byrne/Thomas continuity minutiae fluffed up to be a full story plot.
"No one could have survived something like that!"