His death should be brutal and serve no emotional impact--purely story-telling advancement!

...uh, Coby? He didn't know it was *your* poptart.

He drools in his sleep; which normally wouldn't be so bad, but when you power is super-narcolepsy and you're staring down the Fatal Five...

His hair is so NSYNC 1005 years ago. Cry me a river...

He's been a Pre-cog second class with no hope of improving for quite a while.

Before the Legion he was assigned to write up the scores for the lil tykes soccer league on Naltor.

He was banned from the LegionWorld infoweb site last week because he pissed off two of the three supreme moderators of space.

His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.

Dream Girl is more masculine.....

Jamie

She has a more interesting personality, too. Even now.

The resurrection of Dream Boy will not be accomplished by Brainiac 5 himself; instead he'll outsource the work to Pinky and the Brain who, instead of using a L.E.G.I.O.N. ship in a Pulsar with Lemnos, will accomplish the feat in a '58 Studebaker with an etch-a-sketch and a butane cigarette lighter.

Other than Brainy, he's the only male Legionnaire who has never been propositioned by Ayla.

He inhaled.

He's having a bad-hair year.

he loses at paper rock scissors. ALL THE TIME.

He has girly hands.

He is not gay.

He only dresses like he's gay to gain more acceptance.

He smells like old gym shoes.

All he ever talks about is whether Pluto is really a planet.

His limericks have bad meter.

He was turned down for the role of Peter in 3004's "Very Spacey Brady Movie."

I'm the President of the Dream Girl fan club, which means I should have, at least, an AR interest in all things that are at all related to Dream Girl, the Nal family, Naltor, etc.

But I don't have any interest whatsoever in this Dream Boy. When he's finally removed from the book, we can go on about the business of loving and admiring Naltor's one true Legionnaire, Nura!

Viva La Dream Girl!

he's not a natural platinum blonde.

He was the loser who actually voted in the last Naltorian election.

The High Seer informs me that those pants he wears will be very unflattering when he gains weight in middle age.

His other costume is a black bustierre.

He wanted to become a Legion member so he could finally meet Dawnstar.

If Dream Boy died, it wouldn't make Brainy angry enough to beat up Jann.

If Dream Boy died, it wouldn't make anybody angry at all. But several people might beat up Jann, just for good measure.

he's really a big snake, with robotic arms, in disguise.

he's a really big robotic lesbian wannabe. can't top the original baby!

He was rejected from the Marvel Civil War event.

When Kitson found out he had to draw Dream Boy, he nearly sliced his thumb off in a desperate act of protest.

He's a descendent of New Earth's Nick and Jessica.....

Jamie

Even Jann's in line to beat him up....

Jamie

He always reveals the endings to mystery movies.

He's an insomniac....

Jamie

He leaves the toilet seat up

He knew that Shady was going to make Gil'Dishpan steak for dinner, but declined to warn everyone else.

The carpet doesn't match the drapes.

he dosn't deserve a whole thread devoted to him, even this one.

If there were a "Say something mean about Lad Boy" thread, it'd get twice as many posts as this one.