No, this isn't about facial hair care products or grooming tips, but a topic to come up with some of the most outlandish "for the love of..." phrases you can post.

I'll start the ball rolling...

For the love of Cat Grant's silicon inflated boobs!

For the love of Xao Jin's inferiority complex!

For the love of Dirk Morgna's long, flaming locks!

For the love of Perry White's tar coated lungs!

For the love of Shrinking Violet's robot leg!

For the love of Sensor Girl's shoulder pads!

(sorry. best I could do. it's way past my bedtime.)

Oh for the love of Ma Hunkel's secret recipe for Red Tomato Bread, you don't have to apologize.

Oh, for the love of Grimbor's chains!

Oh, for the love of Jimmy Olsen's dresses!

Oh, for the love of Sneckie's robot arms!

Oh, for the love of Shady's shadows!

Oh, for the love of Porcupine Pete's quills!

Oh, for the love of Starfingers outrageous accent!

While Grimbor himself might have preferred "Oh, for the love of Charma's love!"

Oh, for the love of Chameleon Boy's wiggling antennae!

Oh, for the love of Phantom Girl's cutouts!

Oh, for the love of Matter-Eater Lad's molars!

Oh, for the love of Pete Ross' peeping!

Oh, for the love of Kono's <strike>peeping</strike> freckles!