The premise: you're the casting director of the Legion Movie! You want to cast actors and actresses that will be terrible for certain roles to sabotage the movie! Who do you cast?

RJ Brande- Regis Phillbin

Saturn Girl- Jessica Simpson

Lightning Lad- Nick Lechey

Mordru- Nathan Lane

It time to play: "Who Wants to Save a Millionaire?"

Cham- Seth Green

Lyle- Jaime Kennedy

Brainy- Christina Aguilera (Brainy is a girl now!)

Shrinking Violet- Rosie O'Donnell

Tim "The Ladies' Man" Meadows- Sun Boy

Excellent casting for Sun Boy! Possibly my favorite yet!

Marla Latham- Will Ferrell

Ultra Boy- Owen Wilson

Timber Wolf- Ben Stillar

Apparition- Lucy Lui

Rokk -- Jack Black
Garth -- Jack Black
Imra -- Jack Black
Jo -- Jack Black
Lu -- Jack Black
Lyle -- Jack Black
Gates -- Jack Black
RJ Brande -- Jack Black
Cham -- Jack Black
Val -- Jack Black
Ferro -- Jack Black
Jeckie -- Jack Black
Wildfire -- JACK friggin' BLACK!!!

Jack Black might work as Bouncing Boy!

All I have to do is turn off my brain and give the WB execs everything they want.

This would ensure that I see the picture. I do NOT miss a movie starring hollywood's cutest gay couple!


Ferro- Ben Affleck

Kinetix- Jennifer Lopez

Hey, I like Nathan Lane! And let's face it, Mordru is a "hammy" character.

Andy Dick as Brainiac 5.

Paris Hilton as Imra
Burt Reynolds as RJ Brande
Nick Carter as Garth
Jack Black as Green Lantern!

Thank heavens Green Lanterns aren't allowed in the 31st century!

I think Lane's great too, but his voice would prevent me from taking Mordru at all seriously.

Some of these choices are so insane they would actually convince to me see the movie.

Vin Diesel - Universo

Halle Berry - XS

Keanu Reeves - Lar Gand

Willie Nelson- Mordu

Dreamer - Charo
Duo Damsel - Mary Kate and Ashley
Monel - Crispin Glover
Winema Wazzo - Roseanne
Garth - Carrot Top
Imra - Madonna
Violet - Jennifer Lopez
Sun Boy - Russell Crowe

Garth as Carrot Top!

It works!

The Girls

Jessica Simpson is Saturn Girl
Kylie Minogue is Princess Projectra
Willa Ford is Andromeda
Beyoncé is Shadow Lass
Ashanti is XS
Dannii Minogue is Triad
Emmy Rossum is Apparition
Britney Spears is Dreamer
Samantha Mumba is Kid Quantum
Hilary Duff is White Witch
Mandy Moore is Spark
Sara Foster is Kinetix
Christina Aguilera is Violet
Scarlett Johansson is Supergirl
Elisa Cuthbert is Thunder
Denise Richards is Veilmist
Susan Ward is Spider Girl
Angelina Jolie is Dawnstar
Kate Beckinsale is Night Girl
Keira Knighthley is Infectious Lass
Alexis Bledel is Kono
Asia Argento is Celeste
Kelly Rowland is Catspaw
Christina Milian is Computo


Special Guest Madonna as Glorith
and
Nicole Kidman as The Emerald Empress

Jim Carrey as anyone