A new villain team to plague the Legion!
Jacques Strappe-- Makes you itch in uncomfortable places!
Princess Granny Panties-- Beware the clinging touch of her colossal cloth!
Bustier Boy-- He wears it well and wears you out!
Boxer Boy-- Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee!
I'd describe Paul Levitz's THONGERELLA, created to steal the thunder from Stan Lee ... but Lardy is certainly on his way over with a publicity shot of her.
I'm a little surprised that a thread about a super-team based on underwear has gotten such a low turnout!
Shame on you, LMB! Shame.
Good golly, I never even saw it! Legion World is so big....
My team additions are all femmes....
Push-Up Pam - She raises anything to new heights
18-Hour Lass - Lifts and separates you (ouch!)
Black Silk Lace - the seductress you can't resist
G-String - J. Edgar Hoover's 31st century descendant, gone bad
White Cotton - Black Silk Lace's sister - she may sound dull, but you can always rely on her to get the job done
Garters and Girdles - the twins; one has a ferocious hold and snaps - the other constricts you til you can't breathe
*tee hee!*
Miss Fit - watch out, she'll creep up on you.
Victoria - makes the men vaguely uncomfortable and keeps the women distracted with 2-for-1 sales!
Boom Tube Bikini Boy - if you remember 'em from the early 80s, then you know what we're dealing with here. BOOM!
Edible Elle - meet Bismoll's premier bad girl!
Inside-Out Lad - for god's sake don't let him touch you. You know exactly where that's been.
Commando Kid. 'Nuff said.
The Slip - Bgztl villainess. And her little sister Half Slip is no better!
Tap Pants. Like Sugyn, but not exactly. You figure it out.
StrapLass - she's aiming for you, Lash.
TD to the rescue of my neglected thread! YAY!!!!
X-BRA BETTY: You can look but DON'T touch, they're explosive!
And of course they were brought together by the elderly, reclusive S. Roebuck and have their secret HQ in Roebuck's Foundation(s).
The Truss - retconned out.
The Accident - EDE's evil counterpart. The one your mom warned you about!
Knee High - this Imskian isn't defective, he's just a perv. Reboot as Thigh High kept the letter columns buzzing.
Rejected applicants:
Legwarmer Lass (didn't really qualify, plus someone thought she "wasn't classy enough")
UndeRoos Guru (underage)
Rumba 'Pants (was in fact Senor Widebottom - later claims to the LMB that he was working for the Espionage Squad but was probably checking out the talent)
DeshaBille (was in fact The Mess)
The Flap (and The Mess brought Ron-Karr. Geez guys, go to trade school or something!)
Hand Wash Hazel - even Mano is scared of her
Pantaloons and Union Suit - the 19th century villains from whom The Unmentionables drew their inspiration.
Merry Widow: she's have you in stitches
The Droop: feeling tired? Worn out?
Whalebone: Looks great but can't breathe or eat.
Control Top & his side kick Bear Bottom
Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante:
Itch Witch. Dammit!
*gasp!!* Eryk Davis Ester, you owe SOMEbody 5 super-dollars... of space!
MLLash, how am I supposed to make it to the bottom of page 1 when there's a resurrected thread every time I return to that page? And then I go and feel obligated to respond! Ah, well, at least my post count is rising.
Jillikers, Ferro! Post faster!
I would, but I'm on a stupid 56K modem. I feel like I'm stuck in the mid-1990s or something.
one notes the lack of winathian representation. *tee hee!*
Originally posted by ferroboy:
I would, but I'm on a stupid 56K modem. I feel like I'm stuck in the mid-1990s or something.
I'm on a 52K modem, the key is to open as many seperate windows as possible.
52k modem? Yall are still on modems?
Pizzaz, I would, but I'm afraid I'd crash the damn thing!
Originally posted by ferroboy:
Pizzaz, I would, but I'm afraid I'd crash the damn thing!
I do that all the time, just did it twice in the last half hour, you get used to it.
I know I'm supposed to have this iron constitution and all, but my delicate sensibilities just can't stand a crash!
I bet B5 feels like a heel now!
Originally posted by MLLASH:
TD to the rescue of my neglected thread! YAY!!!!
And here I am again, providing support!
Spanx Lass (AKA Liz Lemon)
Brazzier - Smoking hot, she'll burn you up! Watch out for her bouncing solar globes!
Sheer Energy - The skintight energy field around her l'eggs allows her to run, jump and fly with the best of them!
Briefs Lad - Quislet, Esqs. assistant. He carries his briefs. No, legal briefs. Why, what did you think I meant?
Corset Lass - On light duty, until she can catch her breath.
Le Hosier - Exhibitionist transvestite firefighter who fights crime with an animated firehose. Not actually French, just eccentric.
one notes the lack of winathian representation. *tee hee!*
Yep, giggling about lingerie.