Brazilian Action!

Jimmy's gained Colossal Boy's powers! And also gone color blind!

<sees Jimmy's Elastic Lad costume>

Never mind, he was always color blind...

Jimmy certainly doesn't look like he needs rescuing.

You underestimate the peril he is in. Perilous peril.

on the road to Pequenopolis...

Must have captions!

1) See Karate Kid kick a double amputee hook- and katana-handed samurai in the junk!

2) Thrill as Karate Kid's ghost hovers over a miscolored Daredevil, swooning in the clutches of his Parademon sweetheart!

3) Thwump! Karate Kid kicks Marvel's Stranger in the chin!

4) Karate Kid gives birth to a killer robot! In space!

5) Watch as Karate Kid gets his butt kicked by the Black Dragon, while Superboy, remembering how Karate Kid embarrassed him at his tryouts, holds the rest of the team back to stop them from helping!

6) Karate Kid super-karate-chops the multiverse, rebooting continuity and making Kamandi and Iris Jacobs, aka Diamondeth, into Founding Legionnaires!

I thought that 4) was the issue where Karate Kid had to merge with Tharok to defeat the Controllers in the Cary Bates penned "Who Controls the Karate Komputer Kid?"

I believe that Superboy has become all too aware of how Marvel-like Karate Kid's series has become in 5). He's protecting the others of alspo being transformed into "Stanites".

Poor Diamondeth. Every facet of her being containing an alternate universe. She gave her life bravely to recreate the Multiverse in 6).

Lester Spiffany's green boyfriend!

Jeckie: The great cover up!

Translation? I have a feeling we're missing a great line there.

"Delivered to the Jolly Green Giant!" I have to call it that as saying "...Giant Purple Helmet!" is just very wrong.

But can Superboy fly faster than a speeding logo?

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Live...from Las Vegas... Bet Men!

Who's the guy in blue with the cape?

Hey! Two out the last four covers have the gals picking fights against the guys! Where do these come from again? Femnaz?

Supergirl looks shocked at Tree Lad releasing another of his wooden drones into the wild.

Never mind that the sky chariot violates emission laws...GO-GO CHECKS, BABY!

Note that the sky chariot is powered by using the straw in at the front. It used to remind passengers to use it, but they found that repeated requests to "Blow Me!" ruined romantic trips.