So suppose you were among a group of LMBers poisoned while toasting Pofobo on his birthday.

What would YOU will to Legion World?

Whey.

No whey!

Weigh?

I'd ask you to wait for my response, but right now it looks like you're waitless.

Check with Helen Waite.

Wait a minute! What's all this about?!

"Check with Hell and wait"??

Jeepers, Teeds! That's not a very nice thing to suggest that people do with their last twelve hours!

I'd leave you all my extensive Legion collection, including all the figures, books, archives, sourcebooks, fan material, etc.

But in return I'd want a statue bigger the Cobbie's.

I'd leave you each a copy of the map to my secretly buried cache of gold bullion. FIrst come, first serve. Good luck. Nice knowing you all.

The winner would also find my unpublished poems and would be welcome to releaseThe Poems of Dark Cramer Memorial Edition.

Why my Eye of course! First I would try to have it elimnate the poison but if that didn't work...well if wouldn't be doing me much good, would it?

I would will my Watchmen collector's edition buttons ...

I would leave you my costumes, but I'm afraid that no one else could... ummm... fill them

Dibs on EDE's cap collection!

They're stapled to his head. You're so ghoulish!

Dibs on Teeds' Big Book of Legion Puns!

Aha! I *knew* you secretly envied them!

He just wants to put them on eUniverse and pad this PaySentient account.

Hey Teeds, will this make a good title for the auction:

GAY NELLY HOMOSEXUAL X-MEN CAP COLLECTION

But are they nude?

I revised it:

NUDE GAY NELLY PENIS VAGINA HOMOSEXUAL X-MEN


Unfortunately there wasn't room for the words "cap" or "collection" but I still plan to get lotsa hits!

I'd leave you all my map to Dark Cramer's secret cache of gold bullion. And my theremin.

If I only have 12 hours to live I'm gonna visit someone for some hot lovin'

So, did PoFoBoy get one of those fancy space-pianos for his birthday?

I leave -- to the highest bidder -- my journal, which is chock-full of LWer secrets.

You wouldn't believe what people say when they think no one's listening other than an innocent little puppy!

You mean a lumna-organ? Maybe he could join the Legion World band?