'nuff said.

Wouldn't it have been better waiting until you did know before posting?

always a critic huh Reboot

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Like that stops, oh, anybody?

Oh .... it says "black" room. When I first read it, I thought it said "back" room. That substantially changes the meaning, doesn't it.

More voices, eh? I swear Cobie and that peyote may have repurcussions we haven't even dreamed of yet.

<disaster boy wakes up in the black room.>

how long have i been out? and why am i so lethargic.

<gets up and walks to one wall of inky blackness, reache sout to tough it>

"i wouldn't do that just yet if i were you"

<db spins around and sees an adolescent black crow hopping towards him>

you talk? big surprise i guess. who are you?

"you may call me air, i am the first of five. but you have much more important questions to ask."

fine, where am i? how do i leave?

"you are within your self. you should not leave yet. enjoy the learning."

I know... I personally read "dark room", which is almost as bad...

can't get these bizarre dreams of sexual innuendo out of my head.

look bird,

i've got to get out of here. the lmbp needs me. i feel like i've been here for weeks. there's a war on, a traitor in the lmbp, and faraway can't last much longer, it's probably already too late. so let's just get on with it.

"you are impatient like your father, you will be easy for evil to have."

can i get the cliff's notes yoda?

"fine get out without me if you can"

hmmmm, with everything that's been going on i haven't even gotten a flight ring yet, so i can't call for help that way.

ok i'll play along. so what do i have to learn air?

"many things but first you need to ride the magic"

ride the....

i hate magic, it help me get a hold on my powers when i was younger but it also got me mixed up with dark priestess viviane.

"return to her you must. she is the only one who can teach you"

but she's evil and bent on destruction.

"she is the only one who can teach you. you have great power little one, over the elements but your addition of magic to the mixture has added an ustable equation. you must master it or there will be a ......disaster"


<crow dissapates into grey smoke>

and me without my ruby red slippers.

<an immense dog plods up to db>

"i'm number two. the five powers are air earth fire water and spirit. in that order. your father never mastered spirit. ths was the cause of his unbalance and he was supposed to stay in the past. the thousand years between disasters was not supposed to be a technicality. evolution and taming have been skipped."

i like you better than the crow, you get to the point.

"find the witch, let her teach you about the spirt or magic, if you can not reach her, a telepath or minor witch may buy you some time."

"we are your spirit guides, you may return when you wish, others may come to you later, not all are friendly or friends, and some who are unfriendly are friends. now get going"

<large dog howls, hurting db's ears as db vanishes>