A "gonzo" journalist from the LMBP Comet takes a road trip to an enchanted forest to cover a broomstick race.

Lots of magic mushrooms are ingested.

I can't believe the mention of magic mushrooms didn't trigger a stampede among this crowd.

I like shrooms!

Betty Ford Center...of Space for the both of you.

I want a shroom with a view, then.

An Isle of view - so to speak.

The prices at the Betty Ford Clinic are too steep... I'd be a popper if I had to check in for long.

Surely they could accomodate a nice shroom for you to live in at the Clinic, though.

Just as long as you don't have a room next to Loser Lad, he has the night terrors.

Send space-lawyers, ray-guns and Venturan walking money.

That place is for quitters anyway!

Is that why I hear all that moaning and thrashing around coming from his room every night?

Poppies!

Don't open the closet. That's where I threw all those hundreds of bagels after I stripped the precious poppy seeds from them.