Evading bill collectors? Or maybe it's just easier to get around in phantom form.

I'll bet his accountant recommended it. I've been legally dead since 1996, but I don't brag about it.

he wants to make out with Demi Moore probably

2006, you're no 1990.

And here was me thinking that it was because he's dead.

Something else else to do with being torn in half, I believe.

But then, what do I know?

you know enough not to wear plaid, I assume.

or to wear a kilt with diarehha.

I think the reason I've stayed this way is to do with the chance to dress up in white sheets and scare people. That's fun.

Not to mention sneaking into ladies toilets and ....um.... listening to the gossip.

And BTW PolarBoy - YEEch!

Any more suggestions of what I can get up to?

Get hired in Hollywood?

or in publishing? as a ghost-writer?

Well if you were a little more funkier and had a ghost cat, you could team-up with three teen-agers and their bulldog and solve spooky mysteries.

Or Hogwarts could need a new house mascot.