http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47474

Losing one's pants has long been a tradition on LW! Whether Lash or Pov or some other scamp, there's constantly someone 'free to the world' around here.

Don't forget that classic LMB adventure, "The Mystery of the Humorously Oversized Stolen Pantaloons!"

Those pantaloons scared me off pants-wearing for life.

I'd rather watch other guys' pants.


And was there ever a more homoerotic ad then the one for Dockers where the guy sees a motorcycle in an alley, tries it out, breaking off a mirror. The owner (very rough trade looking) shows up, looks down, says "nice pants". The final shot showes the first guy pantsless while the motorcyclist roars off.

Fortunately, Penguins don't wear pants.

-Lex Luthor is Superman?
-Lois is about to discover Lex and Clark's affair?
-It's Clark coming in the door while Lois (I Am Curious: Gender Swap) makes a quick exit?
-Luthor has been a snitch for Superheroes all along, operating from his Laundry business, but Lois can't find that out?
-Superman's identity is revealed as he forgets to pick up a shirt or jacket from Lex. Lois gutted that the scoop didn't go to her, but Olsen who was outside the window?
-All the men in the DCU begin to wear ties outside their trouser fly as Clark makes it cool in this cover?

These aren't questions. I was just translating the contents page from the inside cover. What an issue!